Things about me you might find interesting · 12:39am Mar 23rd, 2013
General stuff:
My name is Evan Burdick though most people call me Burdy and don't actually know my real name
So like stated in my bio, I am a redneck that lives in Canada. I live in Ontario just outside the city of Barrie on a small farm. I work on a larger Dairy farm as the head herdsman despite being rather unfit for the job. I am a male and am seventeen years old but look a little older and in the summer time when I cut my hair short you can see that my hair is starting to grey around the sides of my head for some reason. I am around 6'3" and weigh about 200 pounds, I have a large muscle mass and play offensive lineman on the Bear Creek high school football team, where I got the nickname Burdy. My mother's side is of Russian origin where my father's side is northern native. My skin is white with a light tan to it, my eyes are brown and my hair is a dark shade of brown. I enjoy classic rock and country and only some hip-hop like "Hoop Gangnam style"
I always kind of figured that My little pony was for little girls, which it kind of is. Anyway so one day I'm working out with the dumbells and I hear "My little pony, my little pony..." and I was like "The fuck is this shit?" but was too lazy to get up and grab the remote to change the channel. After a while it just sort of became routine to watch My little pony while I worked out. So in the end I always tell myself "Jesus titty fucking Christ... I write stories and watch a tv show meant for little girls... meh whatever...
Love of guns:
My ma says when I was three she gave me my first bb gun but I couldn't remember that long ago so ever since I can remember I've had a gun in my hands (Metaphorically speaking). My first gun, which I still own, was a Winchester Cooey 64B semiautomatic 22LR (I call him Victor and his name is engraved into the wooden stock). I've owned several rifles and one .357 magnum Colt Python (Which I sold when the cylinder spin pin and cylinder lock broke). Out of all my guns I love my Russian SKS the most. For some particular reason I've come to her Applebloom, not sure why I just have.
Other fun stuff:
I usually don't take things seriously enough and end up injuring myself but not taking it seriously either. I once cut my leg open with my bowie knife and refused to tell anyone about it and the only way my mom found out is when she saw me washing my blood soaked bed sheets, which I had bled on during my sleep. Funnier still was when the cut was just about to heal but got ripped open during football practice so I smeared blood across my face for humor and someone pointed it out during a huddle. The coach asked what it was and I replied "War paint" he asked where I got paint from and I pointed to my leg which was bleeding rather badly and he told me I should probably go get stitches but I told him "Bah tis but a flesh wound"
Despite being late in my teen years I'm still a virgin but that's a personal choice. I just don't have an very sexual interest with women. I'm not gay either, that's not what I'm saying, I just don't find sex all that appealing. And I generally don't like writing sex scenes in stories because I imagine it happening and it just feels... weird.
I love learning things about guns that I never knew and am a whiz when it comes to repairing firearms. My personal favourite time was when I ran out of cleaning strips and used Charmin toilet paper with gun solvent to clean my SKS.
Though I'm considered 'Intimidating' I'm not actually all that bad of a guy. I'm actually quite timid and don't talk a lot to new people that I don't know and tend to shy away from people. I was once told by a friend of mine who had been in at least one of my classes every semester that he never wanted to talk to me because he thought I was scary. Said it was my face and size, said I looked like a terminator.
I have a dog named Ally that I love and go on long walks with through the forest. I usually make the pun of "Ally quick, Timmy's stuck in the well" but she just looks at me with a stupid look. I once sat at the diner table with Ally and we both ate cheerios and milk. Eeyup that's right, I fed my dog cheerios and milk out of a bowl even though people eat out of that bowl.
Anyway I hope you guys had a laugh and a chuckle while reading that and I've got to say thank-you. You guys and gals out there always make my day when I get home and someone says 'Man, you're story rocks' or 'Hey good job, keep up the work'. And remember, I'm easily impressed eh, so if you want me to read a story you've written then just comment or send me a Personal message and I'll get right to reading. Trust me when I say it's not hard to impress me and the real challenge would to make me un-impressed, so thanks and a big thumbs up to all you guys and gals. Have a nice day.
Yours truly: Burdy
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well... that was... enlightening
What a great read!
Ah the love of guns
My pride and joy - rebuilt Russian dragunov - took me two years to find the missing parts.
Family heirlooms - ww2 luger, ww2 colt 45. And the biggest heirloom m2 browning-50cals are so fucking expensive ugh!
Rifles - ar15, fal, bushmaster acr, ak47, Remington m70, and 1955 mosin nagant
Pistol - twin deagles, colt 45. Fn-five seven, colt peace maker- my favorite pistol.
Sorry not really a fan of shotguns
neat!
It may sound creepy, but I always enjoy it when an author talks about who they are, where they reiside, etc. Just general shit about themselves, y'know? Most folks here just tend to keep to themselves and never go the extra mile to let their fans know about themselves, which I guess I understand, but I always think this kind of interaction / communitcation is great.
This was a fun read, for some reason I painted you as a guy who was in his mid twenties or so. Not sure why. Considering how large of a guy you sound like, I would probably say the same if I saw ya!
It was pretty cool hearing about which guns you like, I just fired my first two weapons over a vacation I took with a ol' buddy of mine. I couldn't tell ya what exactly we fired, but it was a Pistol and a Hunting Rifle. Very fun experience, I can still feel the recoil in my hands, I swear it. My ears were ringing for a good five minutes or so too, but I felt so freaking manly when I did.
I too find sex a bit intimidating..... I find clop okay, among...other things... but real sex that can't be imagined, terrifying.... I once had a sort of girlfriend... said girlfriend eerily enough, had the exact same phone number that you chose for Scootaloo in Secret Crush.... I am not calling the creepy police, but I had a weird moment, anyway, she wanted to cuddle while playing video games, I freaked out...
Takes new meaning to finding solace online, but I find anything to do with being social in the real world awkward and terrifying.
958954 Well see in the real world people think I'm a little on the crazy side. Guy says to me once "Hey Burdy come over to Weave's party tonight. There's this blondie that wants to fuck you man" and I look to him and say "Nah, got better things to do. My guns are calling my name saying 'Evan, let's go blow shit up'" and everyone on the football team just goes silent and looks to me like "Are you for real? Seriously, you're gonna give up pussy for guns?"