“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Just a guy who loves to read.

Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Retired, but I still check in.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Vocal lurker hereabouts, and going to actually write something EVENTUALLY... Huzzah for ponies!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I'm many former things.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

...far out, man.

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Learn by doing.

Shut up. Just write.