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Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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I'm the best of the best. Would you like proof? BronyCon, your territory and we fight high noon. But first, let me take a SELFIE with that merchant.

In a world of ponies and magic, one kid in a horrendous costume becomes a man... sort of. Follow Oscar Conners "the Fandom Man" on his journey, struggling in a world of d'aww and gods as he comes to terms with his life. AM I A BRONY?!


"He is mix of TV, gaming, movies, comics, and web comics in a pack of armor!"

"Cortana! Don't tell them that! They could be spies..."

"No, its the internet. We worry about hackers."

"You mean that green guy off Cyberchase?"

"Let's go with that."

"Anyway, I need your help!"

"Type anything you want us to do and we might do it!"

"Keep it clean though, I'm not some dancing monkey."


This is in the same world/universe as A Boy and his Box so watch out for references and crossovers!

Chapters (75)
Comments ( 43 )

Wat?... Hmm....this interred me.. Continue

I don't know what peoples problem with stories is it's just silly fun and good to take your mind off a hard day with a little bit of zany please keep up the great writing

I like your stories they make me remember the good old shows before all that crap came and replace them with crap they have on now though there are still some good shows its just hard to find them so another words please keep up the amusement and write on thank you:pinkiehappy:

Thanks for going on my user page dude...We have a stare off...............and everyone dies....the awesomeness made everyone die....logic is needed because of? (It is the author for you people who don't know)

I turned to see DJ Pool punch my directly in the unguarded face

I do believe it should be me.

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It has been fixed. :pinkiehappy:

This going to be like battle city isn't it? Rare hunters show up looking for god tier tops...magic gets thrown into the mix...somehow noah shows up and there's a religious joke made about about Hanukkah...Fandom Man saves the world from doom in a shadow game...and then twilight finally wakes up and it's revealed that the secret to everything is in the tree of harmony. Oh and now fandom man is the most OP Beyblader on Equis.

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Add a multiverse-destroying Chuck Norris Displaced, bullet-time Beyblades, and turn based rpg minus the tree of harmony and you gave me the best idea ever.

6227020 So this is a community thread story...well I can't say I lack in creativity...shame the only episode I actually watched was Do Princesses dream of Magic sheep...and I apologize to the community if I'm only here for the good stories and I don't really write anything down due to not wanting to go through the process of figuring out how the interface on this site works just so I don't look like the guy who didn't properly edit his story...I do have quite a few Ideas after all.

This is going to be a rerun of the first Kiba vs. Yugi duel isn't it? Fandom is Yugi by the way.

Also I have a feeling Chuck Norris is going to be the bad guy for some reason.

You might be right, but its a long road 'till integrity I don't completely have,

I Think 'till should be replaced to "to an" and "have," to "walk.". I think it would sound cooler.

So confused....:derpyderp2::twilightoops:

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Yeah... :twilightblush: I'm making a crossover with someone... or was. He's not putting his input on it so I turned it into a three story crossover between his story and two of my own. Some of the stuff I typed was going to be exposition and showing who I'm planning to ask to crossover with in the future. I made sure to exclude some parts of what I wrote from his side. He seems to be busy all the time, but he can at least add his two cents until we agree on what works. ...Like two sentences or less.

Anyway, if we ever do publish that chapter this story could feel a little more complete.

You can skip that chapter, but if you want to help me out here is the story. LINK

So rouge has a crush on Fandom? (wonder what Knuckles and Shadow would say?)

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Which one? There's a lot of Shadows in the many Sonic OC herds.
...Also I suck at creepy so crush is plan B.
In case this crush is a thing: does she like neutral Oscar or Dark Oscar?
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6442143 Oh you know....
THE REAL FUCKING SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!!

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Oh, you mean- Yeah, Oscar would be destroyed against the real Shadow and the real Rouge. Especially Rouge, because, how creepy would it be to find a tiny you in someone's computer?

I would either want to take or delete the mini me servant.

Dora should actually be killed by Fandom while she say "Sniper no sniping"

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Oscar doesn't kill unless its necessary, his dark side however...

6458747 Okay fine get solid snake to do it or ANYONE!!! I really don't want to put up with nigh unkillable Dora

Right...all I know from this chapter is that Vinyl Scratch is somehow related to Echo-Echo...other wise I'm lost here...

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The omntrix and ultimatrix are watches that hold DNA, allowing the user to transform into the species of the creature while still being you. Like any Ben 10 fic, I made it to where there's a "special DNA" setting and I used it for my fusion forms. Vinyl DNA + Echo Echo = DJ Echo Echo.
Since her DNA is cataloged now, that means I'm related to her through the watch. ...So yeah.

6487820 That special DNA setting wouldn't happen to be canon would it?

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Its a headcanon. If it was ever canon, Ben would be a terrible Kevin or maybe a less funny Rook.

Colonel Sigmacipher

I apparently got promoted:pinkiehappy:

Also Spongebob Atlantis is on this side of the mirror, the Disney one is on our side.

You should have Namor and Aquaman show up and kick both their asses...

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...Or a sea god like Poseidon or King Neptune/Triton.

6394931 or your drunk GO HOME FLUTTERSHY YOUR DRUNK!

"What? Should I montage this?"

Yes...but only if it's to the title theme of Team America world police...

Is reading A Boy and his Box necessary to understand this story?

8030762 Nope! ...it was the original plan... But I gave up on that story!

So I was reading a story on this site (Search Shagohad and search for his sequel for "And Then There Were 10... er... 67" and reach the second to last chapter, I believe.) where they acknowledged a reboot to another story (that I won't read) and thought: Since Fandom Man is his own thing; what would happen if "A Boy and His Box" was stripped from the universe?

Whatever happens next is a result inspired by my computer screwing up. Today appears to be a good day for this computer, strangely, which is a good time to strike.

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IT'S SSSOOOO ADORABLE MUST PET!!!!

8069115 WE DEMAND THINE PETTINGS, DRAGON!!! * blushes *

how did not get seen by secure guard and get tease or kick out?

so this tory is one you either love or hate by the thumb count

i mash ask what is whiff this storie?

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It was years ago when I wanted to start writing. Since then my vocabulary has worsen but I think my writing structure got better.

I still can't get the Oscar Conners character out of my head and considered taking what little good came from this and rebooting him elsewhere.

I've been thinking of rebooting or slightly changing his origin. Change BronyCon to ComicCon or an anime convention. Plan B is where I go with a Homestuck origin. A computer game that ends the world so now everyone has to work together to make a whole new world.

Azhar I am second to comment on this thread

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