The Great Fandom Man!

by Jake Witt

ACT 3 the Godfather Kirby PART 2

"You're just now reading the Displopolis pamphlet?"

I followed the seemingly endless tunnel with the reading material in my grasp, "I have a list of the 'last things I'll ever do'."

"That's grim..." Rouge replied slowly.

"How? I cant multitask at an old age so I need one last thing to do, even if it turns out to be the last thing I do." I pocketed the pamphlet in my digital inventory. The hall slowly turned dark so I activated my fire element, using my left hand as a torch as my primary color visibly glowed a dim red. "I think I see an opening!"

"You stupid human, there's no- I sense an exit ahead."

"Here's a medal." Cortana said, giving Rouge data.

"There's neutral people on radar. Can anybody enhance the IFF tags?" I asked, walking slower as my flame dimmed nearing the entrance.

"We cant get anything." Cortana replied. "Rouge increased the range."

I activated my Iron Man helmet, using the new data inventory to switch the two. It actually resembled fireflies around my head swarming into my ultimatrix as the usual blue hexagons surrounded my head, solidifying the helmet. "Coms: Private. Stereo on stand by."

"Stereo?" Panels on my body slid out and down on my chest and pack, revealing protected sound systems.

"Losing stealth is the last thing I want to happen, thus it cant be last- thanks to my list," I commented. "Human Coms: Local." As soon as I stopped at the doorway, I returned to my usual color scheme and I began to change my moving pace.

Lyrics will be read in red until song ends on command.

"I read mind control tech! Hostiles inbound. Spawning phasers set to stun."

I'm a womans man: no time to talk. I fired two lasers to my sides as the Kens (one Barbie, one Street Fighter) there fell. I dodged and shot three robots lunging at me. And now its alright. It's okay. I drop kicked Ted and uppercut Johnny 5 (Short Circuit).

Whether you're a brother- I held Zelda's head in a headlock, she had a master sword for some reason. Hold on. Stayin' Alive. Stayin' Alive. Four Links in different colors fell on me, three having swords. The music cuts off as Slender Man appeared. That's when I noticed a connection.

I appeared nobody wanted to fight and the reason why was clear on Slender Man's head. Imagine his face being a refrigerator and the three pink metal Kirby faces were magnets. That's what it looked like. He pointed around, a voice sounding near and distant struggled to speak. "G-get the... pinah-ins."

Zelda returned her sword to purple Link as she bow, obviously forced. "For-or... or theEee glory of the Godf-faaaatherrr KirrRrrbEeeeEEe."

"Replenish your pin while you're there," one Link said angrily, the words less forced yet looked like it fed his anger. "Its not like our freedom matters or anything. I mean, we're shacked and fighting a nonexistent war." He sarcastically followed up, his honest thoughts not being censored.

"Red-ED-eed Link-ck...ink! Hold thy tongue!" Green Link said, at first forced before concern took the tone. "Do you know what Kirby will do to us?!"

"What's going on?" I asked, getting everyone's attention.

Purple Link smirked, obviously knowing something. "You will become one of us. Simple. Free will is earned unless you find a loophole- wwhich doesn't-tt exissst! You will be happy in Dream Land."

"I found an incomplete Kirby scan. Convince them to take you to him."

"Thank you. The welcome wagon seems forced, but I'm here to see Kirby." I mentioned. They looked behind me as soft steps came near. "Sorry for the pain. Ultimatrix: Taz." I transformed into the Tasmanian Devil, rapidly spinning in a mini tornado before returning to normal and grabbing a Slender Man scan. I tossed a pokeball into the air, summoning Cyborg Mew Two. "Read their minds."

Relaying Kirby's whereabouts to you. I nodded, now knowing Kirby's location and returned him to his pokeball.

I activated my earth element, merging with the ground as I traversed the stone basement floors. I met some guys that looked like the mafia from Penelope Pitstop, but taller and knocked them out as I grabbed some gear for stealth and disguises which are a must since my gear became out of date.

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"I'm assuming he's friends with Sombra." Cortana said dryly as I finished climbing the steps.

"That's why I suggested flying. Or... I don't know? Teleporting!"

"Rouge, I'm over powered as it is," I replied, smirking despite my sore legs. "I want to even the playing field."

"Dodge!" a fireball grazed my arms as I did so.

"Well, who do we have here? A new worker?" A small grey Kirby in a suit asked. He barreled at me, engulfed in flames as I absorbed the fire with my hand, causing my fire element to activate upon contact. My body turned red as I held a flame thrower at him.

"That wont work."

"Fine, then. How do I fight him?" I asked, tossing a grenade as he absorbed it. "See?!" Instead of changing appearance, he ran up and froze me in ice before swinging a hammer that sent me across the room. He took out an Uzi and began to fire the submachine gun at me.

"How about you stay down!" Kirby shouted.

"How about no!" I replied, tossing razor blades at him. He sucked them up, reloading his guns to fire tiny razor blades with electricity. I suddenly felt numb as I fell behind a wooden desk, apparently Kirby's desk.

"New form acquired!" I shouted in a high pitch voice. I hopped out as a white Kirby with blue feet, the ultimatrix on my fore head. I wore a safety vest as my own Uzi was in my grasp. We fired at each other, he dodged my shots and kicked my face. I focused some power and shot a star at him. He absorbed it and took out a fistol... which is apparently a pistol that fires falcon punches.

"You cant copy me or anything! What're you going to do? Become a wooden chair for me to burn?" Godfather Kirby asked, getting close. I tried inhaling, but he stood his ground. "I thought so." He pointed the guns at my head, specifically the ultimatrix. "That devise..." He promptly sucked me up and I saw nothing.

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Hold on... why am I in space?

"Cortana told you it was a bad idea. Why did you listen to me?!" Rouge complained.

"Any guesses as to how long we stay here?"

"Where is here?" I asked.

"Kirby's mouth is a gateway to a pocket dimension."

I began to laugh inwardly as I smiled, "Big mistake, dude. I'm so OP, he cant stop me!"

"Equus to Oscar, look around! We cant fight space." Cortana explained. I reached my ultimatrix before stopping. "What are you doing?"

"Ultimatrix, Alien X." My Kirby form glowed green as it grew into a black bipedal being.

"Well, I guess we did win."

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"Motion denied," Mario stated. "Kirby is Nintendo. I am Nintendo."

"Seriously, brother?" Luigi asked. "This is Nintendo."

"Yeah?" Mario asked.

"This is not," I pointed out.

Mario looked out into space, "I'll let you break free of Kirby if the writer doesn't rush it next time and attempts to make a good, long fight."

I looked around, seeing nothing different. "Uh... sure?"

Looking back at me, both brothers exclaimed, "Motion Carried!!!"

Author's Note:

I had a typo and thus the "fistol" was made. I'm making a second version of this chapter because I think I didn't give Godfather Kirby enough character and this felt rushed. Also gives those who are interested a chance to comment, add fighting ideas.
Kirby is OP because of his ability to copy things, but he doesn't use the full extent of his power like Godfather Kirby... also copy abilities affecting weapons is BS on my part.

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Ken (Barbie)
Ken (Street Fighter)
Ted
Johnny 5
Zelda
Four Links
Slender Man