//------------------------------// // ACT 4 King Sombra PART Final. // Story: The Great Fandom Man! // by Jake Witt //------------------------------// Riding on the magic school bus in a larger form with no distinct theme. It has thick armor, enough room for our camp, Londonkey bus style with thrusters and several mounted machine guns and a limited tank cannon with unlimited ammo. Around us are post-apocalyptic, "Mad Max" styled vehicles with ponies ripped right out of Fallout: Equestria chasing us. O. Conners has already battled several spear-wielding ponies and some tougher Displaced. Fandom Man screamed over the music, "Why are my speakers blaring the Pokemon theme?!" After hearing a response, he screams, "What do you mean a Spy is zapping my armor?!" His left arm left the wheel, punching the bone-covered crimson TF2 Spy off the driver's door while grabbing his sniper rifle to fire at some tires, slowing their pursuers. Ponies cheered before placing unicorns back at every window. "Why am I still playing jazzy Pokemon music?!" he paused. "Combination of time-space damage and now fractured programming. Great!" Nurse Sugar Bell lowered her head from the second floor, "Whatever that music is just made Red manageable enough for battle!" There was some screaming. "Also, I think he's craving horse meat." "I heard Braeburn could solve that problem!" Party Favor ran up next to me, pointing. "There's Canterlot! Do you think we can make it in time?" "I don't know, but we will see!" "Alright, just avoid the bottomless pit." "What?!" He whipped his head to Party Favor. "We won't make it! Get every pegasus to the ceiling and every unicorn down here to attempt initial lift while somebody brainstorm! Now, dang it!" "Cool your jets, we're not changelings!" Party ran and started commanding the ponies unaware of the orders. After a pause and a few talking between Oscars through a communications link, a plan was formed where O. Conners would transform into Gravattack and assist the pegasi and unicorns while Fandom Man as Ultimate DJ Echo Echo strapped speakers to the magic school bus. As soon as the shockwave was made and the bus left solid ground, time seemed to slow. Fandom Man looked out of a left window to see war-torn Mario Bro.s packing a BFG and flamethrower-rocket launcher combo gun against everypony on the bus and two ponies in the expert-made war uniform lead by a blue and white DeadPool on a TARDIS, staring back at him with a wink. "Aaaaaand- They stick the landing!" FandomPool (Fandom Man) cheered as he turned back to the fight. "Wondering the change in perspective? Basically, we drove into Canterlot, I convinced Celestia to... uh... hoof the elements over." He turned his head to a rocket flying towards him in slowed down time. "Skip two songs to- HEY AUTHOR, WHAT'S WITH THIS TRACK CHANGE?!" Ratchet and Clank. "I got it!" He leaped from the TARDIS with a laugh as he flew in a boomerang-like fashion, knocking down Luigi from behind faster than Mario could get his "cake" from Peach. ...not the Mario we're fighting. That prick almost killed his brother to vaporize me! Mario kept firing, big green balls of death flying everywhere. "Hey-a! Whatch-a where you are-a firing!" Luigi cried as he absorbed a glowing star. The Pokemon music broke stealth and blared louder than the magic star's music. Or it did until editing changed that. FandomPool changed back to Fandom Man, summoning his keyblade and the Foreteller Unicornis keyblade. The lights of my armor turned orange as my eyes followed suit from under my Megaman X helmet and scouter. Fandom Man began to float as he fired several fireballs at Mario and Luigi. O. Conners followed suit as he summoned a keyblade resembling a Terminator T-800 arm wrapping in thorned vines ending at the pointing index finger. He turned to his other hand, forcing energy into it, but nothing happened. He tossed his keyblade from his right hand to left, flicking his metal wrist to open two panels that placed an SD chip in his palm. When the panels closed he shouted, "Ominous Gear+: On!" He leaped into the air as another keyblade formed in his right hand with the ability of widespread damage. "Fear the Rejection of Fate+!" The Rejection of Fate+ has a short, sea-green handle with a black pommel. Its guard is black and curves around the handle but does not connect to the base of the handle. The shaft of the blade is silver and has semi-circular indentations on its sides. The teeth are comprised of two silver, triangular blades that overlap each other and slant downward. Both triangles have slanted, heart-shaped gaps in them. The Keychain token resembles the guard and handle. The two slashed and burned at the brothers as the two returned fire, only to learn that the BFG's laser balls were being reflected. "This is bull shipping!" Mario shouted with an uncharacteristically gruff voice. Just as he said that FandomPool's begging caused the sun to bounce in and out of the sky, long enough for the group to escape. "So remind me why you're fillynapping us and grabbing a farmer?" Rainbow Dash, gaining a glare from a bound Apple Jack. Outside, Pinkie was being introduced to cannons, which brought upon a slight change of personality and mane style... It wasn't fluffy, but there were curls at the end. We have another crazy pony on board now. Oh, Maud is with us too in accord to our deal with... well, more Pinkie than Celestia. We rode in a modified version of the "Back To The Future: Part 3" time traveling train. We flew over the tracks toward Ponyville. I mean, we're actually flying in the air, following the path towards the Everfree... and just happened to abduct Apple Jack and her cargo like we were aliens from space. Don't worry, we actually gave her an offer she couldn't refuse... until she started beating me up from using that line. Remember Godfather Kirby? Second in command to Sombra himself as Kratos Kirby. O. Conner got up from his seat, walking over to the two mares. "Elements of Harmony. Heard of 'em?" Dash began to laugh before shaking her head, "You're abducting us for weed? Seriously?" Apple Jack sighed, "Ah got som on me! If'n ya loosen these here ropes... uh... Ah'll give... 'em... to you?" Worst. Liar. Ever. Her eyes were darting around! Everyone in the room stared silently at them. "Do you know the origin of the name?" he suggested, hopfully. Rainbow just glared at him, "Simple. Smoke it and you see rainbows." Fandom Man fell from the ceiling, landing on his feet, "That's close. It's six gems used to put the mare in the moon in the moon. And yes, they indeed, make rainbows and got somebody stoned." He snickered at his inside joke before bringing back his serious demeanor. "Out of the six gems, we have three wielders: Laughter, Loyalty, and Honesty." Apple Jack raised a brow. Rainbow frowned, "What does this have to do with us?!" "Well, Loyalty, we need you, bad liar Honesty over here-" Apple Jack gasped as the human pointed at her. "-Laughter up there... Maud is a bonus. Pinkie and Maud can help us find Kindness, Generosity, and the 6th Element." Fandom Man twirled a cane with a smiling unicorn head he got from nowhere. "We have an idea where Generosity a.k.a. Rarity is located, but the other two... Not a clue." He allowed a blue disk to hover over his watch, the disk displayed a clear blue image of Discord, but different. The imaged waved before he turned the device off. "I'm very tempted to-" Shia Labeouf opened the side door, "JUST DO IT!" "THAT MEME GOT OLD!" Fandom Man shouted, drop kicking Shia out of the timeline. "Actually, it's fairly new..." O. Conners tried to defend. Fandom Man turned into, Q ran up, and placed a finger to the Oscar's lips. "I don't need to edit this chapter further plus... This is 2016. Shia is done. He's not famous anymore, according to a paper sack." Q smirked, snapping three ponies into existence. Party Favor tossed his hooves up, "What the heck, colt!" "ACT 4 is going to be a very long ACT. We need to beat Sombra before this part ends. 'PART Final' and such." Q snapped, becoming a dazed Fandom Man again. Rarity screamed and screamed and screamed as Fluttershy, covered in wood, pelt, and sap barked and growled back at her. A Twilight Sparkle in tattered rags cowered in the corner, crying about how she can't pay rent and begging not to be left on the street. Brock ran onto the scene, tossing an apple in Rarity's mouth, "Shut up!" He transitioned to Fluttershy, petting her mane and scratching her behind her ears. "One raised in the wild, don't worry, ma'am. You are safe here." She tilted her head before smiling. Twilight carefully trotted out of her corner, looking for a weapon to defend herself. Brock sighed, probably rolling his eyes. "You really are safe. Flash Sentry didn't follow you... nor do we work for your landlord." "Why am I here in a train full of spears then?" Party Favor shook his head, "Most of our soldiers were liberated from Sombra so they can't use anything more advanced." Twilight repeated, "Why am I here?" Fandom Man smiled, "Storytime! Millions of ponies fell into war because of a time traveling equalist pony prevented a filly Rainbow Dash from creating a sonic rainboom-" "Let me stop you there!" Dash shouted. "The sonic rainboom is a myth." Fandom Man shook his head, "-the very sonic rainboom that created six heroes who would save Equestria time and time again. I'm from the prime timeline where I met a Princess Twilight Sparkle. Now, we're going to unbind AJ and we're going to play nice. Mmm'kay?" "Suuure." Twilight replied, calming slightly. Brock untied AJ, only for her to start bashing heads. In a flash of light, Fandom Man turned back into Q to bind AJ and Ms. Sparkle. "What are you doing?!" "You didn't think I could see the wooden stake?" he pointed to a sharp piece of wood that burned on mention. "We are going to make you kill Sombra and you're going to like it!" Pinkie and Maud poked their heads inside. Pinkie frowned, "So we're not looking for weapons? We are the weapons?" "Sounds like a good plan on paper, but my mortal form forgot one detail." "What's that?" Party Favor asked. The room lost some light as a cloud covered the sun. "These six ponies are not friends. We would only get... like what? One-third rainbow friendship laser?" Before anybody could respond, O. Conner's ultimatrix started sparking. This forced him into the form of the Mask... though he looked intense. Think of Ghost Rider covered in blood. In a creepy voice and a claw, he somehow spoke through huge teeth, "The prime timeline ponies were not friends when they defeated Nightmare Moon." Q scoffed, "Comic book Mask, I presume? They held no distrust, but these six are in a world of war." "You call this a war?" He took out a knife. "I can show you one." "I have no doubt, but-" Sugar Bell joined the group for a moment, announcing our arrival to the empire. The train shook as we rammed through the barrier. Ponies hooked their spears onto their armor or cocked their guns as Displaced followed suit. Q changed into FandomPool, who took out a couple RYNOs, "Let's see how this fails! Also~." He punched Mask in the face, directly on the ultimatrix pad. Two FandomPools stood with guns loaded. "Ratchet and Clank inspiration." "There can only be one!" the other FandomPool shouted, returning to O. Conners. "See ya!" He jumped out of the train. The DeadPool rip-off quickly grabbed the seven ponies, jumping out as well with screams under his arms and on his back. "I just realized; it's raining men!" "But Brock isn't jumping! And most of the 'men' are stallions!" Pinkie replied from my head. After a short battle and chasing Red, the Fandom Men made it to King Sombra's throne room... only to find a HUGE TV screen (displaying a dating SIM) on the throne, surrounded by the full FNAF World roster, limp. Frantically typing on a laptop connected to the screen was Sombra, turning his blood-shot cloud eyes. "Sombra!" I shouted while my double was keeping Twilight, Apple Jack, and Rarity in place with a leash. "We're here to convince these six mares to stop you while the three of us engage in poorly written combat!" The King rushed over, hugging my legs?! "PLEASE KILL ME!!!" *BOOM! chick-click* "With pleasure," Rainbow Dash replied with her shotgun. The ponies stopped struggling as Fandom Man screamed, dropping ponies and beating his head on a wall. "What?" "Seriously! We set up a group in a sloppy-quick 'Fellowship of the Ring' style and grab six important ponies only for Sombra to lose so much power a shotgun kills him?!" There was thump. We turn to see Fredbear toss Sombra's bloody, limp body toward the foot of his throne (with an impressive slide, creating a red carpet made of blood) where the anime girl in the TV on the throne screamed, "YOU DARE KILL MY PET?!" "KIRBY, GET THE Facts OVER HERE!" the girl lifted her arms as energy coursed through the animatronics and released SpringTrap and PlushTrap. The machines slowly got up- except for Golden Freddy -and gas flew from their mouths. Every exit locked us in as the hallucinogens took hold, revealing the Nightmare animatronics and other creepy images. "DEAR LUNA, I SAW THE FAN!!!" I screamed. It wasn't girly. I didn't hug Pinkie... who did not threaten to shoot me with her pistol. I did not hug Foxy for protection before realizing- I don't handle FNAF well. The room grew dark, being illuminated by the TV and the magic and electronic flashlights we have. "Hello, my name is Giffany." The pink haired girl introduced as six shadows appeared behind her. The screen glitched as her face almost appeared to melt, but that fixed itself. "I'm looking for a NEW PET."