"Focus. Focus... Now channel your ki to the surface..."
"So download 'Magic for Dummies'?" I asked, browsing with my holographic monitor.
"FOCUS!"
"On what?!"
"OK, I'm going to teach you magic and the programs will return. Now focus on your ki."
"Why ki? Chakra sounds better."
"Because, you need to learn ki to learn magic, alchemy, or intense ninja abilities. Also, you go super saiyan and can only punch more than pulp out of your enemies? Goku could do more."
"Goku cant control his ape form."
"Because he doesn't have the ability to merge Grape Ape's form to mellow its rage."
(1000+ years ago)
I hid inside a cave, scared at who was looking for me. It was Freeza and he looked like our fight was fun, while I got the full beatings. Luckily I turned into Swamp Fire to regenerate my limbs as the Swamp Fire displaced had his hand on his face, "Dude, you call yourself great and prove that you can turn into a giant alien, yet this guy is freaking you out?!"
I turned to him, fear evident in my eyes, "Yeah, I turn into Way Big and he uses his planet destroying powers to kill me. Great plan!"
Drake Long the American Dragon Jake Long displaced joined us within the cave in his dragon form, "OK, Fandom Man, we need you out there!"
Once all my limbs returned I slammed my hand on my omnitrix, reverting me to my normal form, "What should I do?! He is much stronger than me in my saiyan form- Look at him! I have never seen a golden Freeza before!"
"So no super saiyan god form?"
I threw my hands in the air, "What is that?!"
Cortana didn't have a private mode back then, so everyone heard her when she spoke, "Might I recommend the Great Ape?"
"Cortana, you're speaking my language, but its too risky!" I said into my omnitrix. Drake nodded.
"Not if you combine him with Grape Ape."
Drake and Swamp Fire looked to each other, shrugging as I pondered on the idea. "Well, at least its some control." The screen slid back and the ring popped up, "Let's do this!"
"F.M. NO!" Swamp Fire shouted as I ran out of the cave, growing in size and gaining fur. My omnitrix symbol took on its Ultimate Beast look for the first time as claws gripped my chest instead of smooth, orderly spikes. My body grew to the size of a mountain and my eyes turned red and my fur a dark purple.
Freeza stood there shocked while I have a goofy grin that showed my powerful, sharp teeth. He looked up at my face, "What the hell are you supposed to be?"
I rose my fists, "Great Grape Ape! Great Grape Ape!" I started laughing as I clapped my hands together, repeatedly crushing Freeza.
(Present)
"In fact, you barely had control over that form!"
"I did! You're just not my mommy."
"Did you really just say that?"
"I did have control! Not full control, but control."
"I think I can see why Discord likes you so much."
"I already have a rival. What were we doing again?"
"Congrats, you learned some weak magic! You can now use topic change to throw others off guard."
"That's a magic?"
"We used it to convince Tirek to ignore us and Discord to murder less."
"That was us? I thought he got tired of killing Lego." The bus- drivel by Mew Two -made an abrupt stop, flinging me off the top of it. Forces, we hate 'em. Am I right?
We're here. Mew Two said. I pulled my head out of the ground to see... A town full of awesome displaced, horrendous OCs, alter ponies and mixed races, loads of tech, and some element benders. The last one is obvious because there are little children playing with a giant boulder ten times their size.
Everybody gave a quick glance before returning to their "Whoville"-like doings, except for some displaced humans gushing over my Cyborg Mew Two driving the Magic School Bus with a Kuriboh on the dash board. I got up and held my arms out, waiting for a cleaning spell before remembering my lack of spells and brushing the dirt off me. I looked over to Mew Two, "Where are we?"
This is Displopolis. We are going to be staying at a friend's place for the remainder of Season 2.
A soon as he said that, a pink kid materialized overhead, "You made it! Its so nice to finally meet you!" The Mew themed kid said. He had pink skin, big blue eyes, a Mew hat with a tail, blue hair peeked out of the hat, and his own tail. He wore a bright blue shirt and shorts with a shiny Mew head stitched on his back pink pocket. "You even brought the 'loser' you were talking about, Two!" He commented, pointing a small finger at me.
I glared at him, "Who are you calling a loser?! I'm Oscar Conners the Great Fandom Man!" The city stopped to laugh, before returning to their business.
"Sorry Mr. Conners. My name is Mew! Moe Mew!" He smirked, but then it fell slightly. "...And yes, I came up with that name myself. I don't see what's wrong with a name change? I mean, it must've took a while to come up with Oscar Conners!"
"...That's my actual name..." I muttered.
He clasped his hands together, "You poor soul." He flew off with the others as I parked the bus back into subspace. When I turned from the portal, I saw ten Sonic OCs, six of which recognized me.
"Oh, hey guys." I said, attempting to pass them. They blocked me from my path, "What do you want?"
A Sonic with black shoes and no gloves grinned, saying, "You're in the wrong neighborhood, bub."
I casually selected my Wolverine Rath, transforming and looking down at them, "What you say to Rath, bub?" My claws came out as I growled, glaring at him. The Sonics got in fighting, ready-to-race, or stretching positions.
That was the first time my Rath mix was knocked to the ground and mugged by a bunch of Sonic the Hedgehogs.