"Elmo is not happy to see you," the small, red general of our army said in his attempt at a superior tone. "I gave a direct order to catch that plane!"
"Thanks for the time frame." I turned around, pointing at my ninja sash. "I'm currently waiting for me. Kirby ate my alive, now I'm ready for round two and he doesn't even know about round one."
Elmo blinked a bit before glaring up at me, "What're you rambling?!"
"What I'm rambling is the fact that I just rebooted a section of this timeline so I can complete my mission."
"You lost me."
"Alien X can screw around with time-space as long as the three personalities agree on something. Though Q would've done a better job." Rouge explained.
"So you're saying, you've failed the mission?" I nodded, testing my hidden blades and adjusting its speed. "Now you have full intel on the situation?"
"Yes, and when my plan works," I began. I tested out some magic I gained by summoning... summoning keys. Either this is Fairy Tale or Kingdom Hearts, but its cool if I can summon some Zodiac. "I will have an army at my side."
"You mean if it works." Elmo corrected.
"No, when. I have that 'sands of time' stuff like I'm the prince of Persia or somethin'." I turned my attention back to him, "That last part is actually unconfirmed, but it might be possible." I took out a gun I equip as my side arm, firing tiny fist at the air above him. "He's not the only one with a fistol."
I hid in the alley where Optimus hid the cave entrance, Elmo on my back like Yoda. Optimus gave a low groan, "You fool. You just... fell into a... trap." He paused. "You even brought... him."
I pointed my fistol at his face and fired, "Can it General Akbar." I suddenly remembered a vital detail as Optimus' face guard flew open, tossing the pin on the ground. "Bumble Bee isn't with me. He's looking for you so I instructed him to wait at base for your return."
"I guess I cant kill the messenger now," he said, slowly rising and prepping what Micheal Bay gave him. "Let's go."
I raised my hand, "Hold it, you are my back up. If things go south, I need you to prepare a means of escaping certain doom." I pointed to the cave, "Slenderman will take Elmo back to headquarters if we're not back when that happens."
"No, Elmo is staying with you!"
I gave a soft chuckle, "A captain goes down with his ship and you're far from water. Displopolis needs you to return and lead its army."
"This is the army, not the navy." Elmo stated.
"I'm the son of a marine, I'm as flat footed as they get, but I'm sure some lessons were learned." I ran into the cave, "Swiggity Swooty!!!"
"You fool..." Optimus said behind us, unheard from me.
It was glorious! Tiny falcon punches flew as I recovered from a bullet-time moment. I pulled plastic Ken's arm off and used it as a staff for defense, firing the pins off everyone. When the room was liberated, I swung Ken's arm back in place and tossed Elmo at Slenderman. Elmo was loaded with two fistols custom made for him as he shot pins off the urban legend.
We ran up some stairs, liberating things from a Level 1 Potted Plant to a dancing robot with lasers and a fishing rod. I even learned how to use Elmo as a boomerang, despite his wishes. He was even used against those gangsters from last time, taking them down record time.
Elmo glowed at me from the ground, "I swear soldier-"
"I'm not your soldier. I'm more of a friend and gun for hire," I twirled my fistol on my finger. "You chose to be with me."
"Point taken." I grabbed him by the collar as I shifted into my saiyan form. "What're you doing?!"
"Avoiding the stairs, duh. He's expecting us," I informed him. We instantly transported to Kirby's floor, going up some stairs in my normal form. I cycled through some gold and silver keys, finding my champion.
I rolled through some double doors, looking around the room I fought in. Wooden desk, relics of past foes hung up, green carpet, two walls of bookshelves, and a large picture of our target above a leather chair with its back facing us. It slowly turned with a grey Kirby with a black suit and pin-thin mustache smirking at us. "General Elmo Garfeild, its been a long time. And you, kid," I had a death grip on the key I had at my side. "A fistol of a similar design as mine? You might've restarted time or we have similar tastes in guns."
I pointed my key at him, "I open the gate of the lyre!" A flash of light erupted, summoning a green unicorn sitting on a bench.
"Wow, Bon Bon was right... I had too much cider," she relied as I sent her back, grabbing another key.
That key is also known as my keyblade, that I recently named... "Say hello to 'Little Friend', Kirby!" I had it's canon pointed at his face.
He pushed it away, smirking. "Let's make a deal, Elmo."
"I don't make deals with criminal scum!" Elmo shouted, pulling out his knife.
"Oh, but its an offer you cant refuse!" He directed his paw to a screen that replaced his picture, showing an orange monster in a pink dress and a baby Elmo being held at gun point. "You should've stayed at home~."
"Zoe! I'll save you!" Elmo cried out.
"She cant hear you," Kirby stated. "She thinks you're dead... which isn't a lie, pondering on it."
A holographic screen was displayed from my chest, showing a garden of watermelons with rubber bands being added to them. "What about your watermelons?! You let them go or they spoil faster than planned."
"After losing your food supply, you would have to risk leaving this bubble." Rouge added with a satisfied smile.
"Nice try, ladies," Kirby said, splitting the screen to show custom Kirby viruses surround them. "I've already sucked up my food supply for an eternity."
I wagged my finger at him, revealing my omnitrix on my left wrist, "You hacked the old rig." I popped the dial of my ultimatrix, Q showing up, "You kill Elmo's family and my programs, I'll allow Q to abuse his powers."
"Are we just programs to you?!" Rouge questioned, bitterly.
"Yes, but I don't ask sisters on a date." I stated, adding, "That would be weird."
Kirby frowned, "It looks like we're at an impassable odds."
Elmo glanced back at me, "Keep Q on stand by, he's mine."
I backed away to the far corner, "Ninja Sash!" I split in two, one joining Elmo. This broke the viruses from our hold as I resummoned my keyblade to Kirby's face. "I got eaten by a Kirby, I'm definitely fighting with you. Besides, two cute things duking it out... I'm adding myself to decrease the diabetes level."