From inside an out-of-place white-red vehicle- what the humans call a muscle car -a conversation was going on between two unusual creatures about unknown things. This is their story.
"What about Fairy Tail magic?"
"Well, I have one spell in that category."
I thought about it, "What is it and can you perform it?"
"Bibitty. Bobitty. BOO!" The muscle car spat us out, transforming into a metal pumpkin as I comidically bounced on my butt from the force, ruining the black gala dress- that used to be my seat belt -that surrounded my suddenly clean armor. I got up, but the pumpkin knocked me on my face, making me drop my brown-black tiara the used to be the steering wheel. "So that's what it does!"
I rolled onto my back, "At least our magic works..." I said as I slowly sat up. An alarm went off on my ultimatrix. 12:00AM. I heard a honk as my dress and pumpkin were replaced with a motorized vehical that stood over me.
"Car's back."
"I see that."
"Wanna turn it into an orange?"
If she wasn't a program in my suit, I would've glowered hard while snapping, "NO!"
We continued driving on some unnamed road, a thought came to me, "How do we still have a full tank of gas?"
"I don't know. All I care about is fixing the flux capacitor, at the moment."
"Why? This thing doesn't really travel through time." Our conversation ended, once a rainbow blur fell from the sky and destroyed the car. This time I landed on m y feet, looking back at the car lacking parts of its front half... that suddenly burst into flames. "My ca-"
"NO! You are NOT dragging that running gag here!"
"But, its my favorite car!" I complained.
"That thing is an oblivion magnet, unlike the bat mobile. You know it, to be true!"
"I am not driving the bat mobile!" I countered.
"HEY!" I turned my attention to an angry blue pegasus with a rainbow colored mane and tail. "Who or what are you?!"
I paused the scene and back tracked to "ACT 1 PART 1" and retrieved my stone label and added to it. I pressed play on my remote, displaying my plaque. "I am the Great Fandom Man. I victim of young Celestia and probably being chased by the wiser and more trustworthy Celestia. I would be a hero if I wasn't seen as the bad guy."
Rainbow pony stared at me with a tilted head, "You talk too much." She got into a battle stance, "You're seen as a bad guy for a reason! I'm here to stop you!"
"Stop me from what?"
"I dunno, but I will stop you."
I reached into my pocket and took out my mantis flip coin, "If you're going to fight me, them let's minimize the damage." I held out my coin, "Touch it and let me do the rest."
"What?!" She examined the devise in my hand. It appeared to be a red and gold coin with a small, square hole in the center. "What are you playing at?"
"Simply kicking your flank at the cost of my weakest magical items. Just touch it." She slowly placed her hoof on the shen gong wu. "Rainbow pony, I challenge you to a xiaolin showdown. We both wager nothing, its just a simple arena. We have an equal power and equipment. A "no rules" fight. The winner gets the mantis flip coin." We locked eyes, "Do you accept?"
"Uh... sure?"
I smirked as I started the battle, "Gong Yi Tan Pai!"
We were pushed back as the coin flew into the air, spinning before embedding itself into the center of the ground. Our surrounding changed from a dirt road with a wrecked car and a tree next to a flower bed to an apple orchard themed battle arena in the sky. We both wore similar armor as we prepared to fight.
As soon as her hoof and my knee met each others faces, we snapped our attention to the scream of alarm.
On another- much smaller -land pillar, five ponies sat. They looked around in startled alarm. Rainbow pony looked over to me, growling, "Why are my friends here?!"
"I don't know!" I then pointed to a statued god that stood with my pokemon and shiny Shenron, "Why is Discord here?!"
Within the group, a pink pony sat with a box of popcorn and a couple of balloons, "I knew my stiff ears meant popcorn and movie, but not this!"
Twilight, the only pony I remember, called out, "Rainbow Dash, what is going on?!"
Rainbow replied as loud, "I don't know! I challenged this guy to a fight and all of this happened!" I used her distraction to elbow her head, knocking her down. Her friends tried to help, but an invisible barrier kept them from doing so.
I prepared to knock her out, but she used her wings and hind legs to slide across the ground before gaining air. I took out my eye of dashi and began firing lightning bolts at her as she flew around. She quickly turned to me, easily creating a sonic boom towards me. I barely dodged the attack, dropping my sword of storms as she dived. Said sword was forced into the pony's mouth by pink magic.
Twilight exclaimed, "Rainbow, that's the sword he used to control wind!" After being given a look she added, "Just swing it around."
Rainbow flew around, sending strong gusts of wind at me. I whipped out another shen gong wu called the Two Ton Tunic, transforming the brown wool shirt into a heavy metal chest armor, my knees nearly buckling from the weight. I quickly turn it back into wool and discarded it, selecting a transformation in my ultimatrix.
I quickly transformed into Gravattack, a red person-sized planet creature with gravity powers, hence the name. I pulled my limbs to my body as I shifted into a sphere shape, flying over to Rainbow Dash. All of the ponies gasped as I flew, but there was a white unicorn that actually screamed. As I got near, I pulled Rainbow into my gravity before forcing her to rapidly orbit me before sending her to the ground. I turned to the ponies watching, "Are you going to cheer her on or am I going to make this emotionally brutal?"
"GO RAINBOW DASH! YOU CAN WIN! DON'T GIVE UP! I'M SHOUTING STEREOTYPICAL WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT BECAUSE THE AUTHOR RAN OUT OF PHRASES!"
"Oscar, she's one of them!"
I transformed into Cannonbolt, still in a ball shape, falling with enough force to make a crater. As the cheering continued, I noticed a rise in altitude that didn't come from a bounce. Below, the pony bucked me into the sky before she instantly appeared in front of me, bucking me again with great force. That forced unballed me, but what happened next was amazing. She flew over to me in break neck speeds, a rainbow keyblade in her mouth.
All I could get out was, "What the f-" Before a series of pain followed. Luckily I reverted to normal, taking out my own keyblade- a barrel of a tank with two knives sticking into it with the token being a tiny me with Cap's shield -and we held a glare as our blades crossed. She pushed me back, causing me to roll backwards and fire a rocket at her. She defelected it before hovering around and firing magical blasts at me, like Sora in his wisdom form.
The ponies just watched as I walked off into the sunset. I have my coin, but I'm not allow to say if I won or if the girl gave the coin to me in pity. All you get is the fact that we respect each other as rivals and I'm being allowed to walk away as if this never happened.
From behind, Pinkie Pie reminded the group that I escaped the Canterlot Garden leading to my sudden sprint as I was being chased by girls.