"I still cant believe the CMC have a space station," Cortana said in awe as we stared at the wood and metal rocket looming over Sweet Apple Acres. It stood on a large launch pad, looking almost like NASA's Apollo 11... or was it 15? Numbers, only computers need them to survive. "Well, we're setting systems to sleep."
"Give your flank a good smack if you need us," Rouge said as my ultimatrix-cutiemark's light dimmed slightly.
I rolled my eyes, flapping my wings to get the blood flowing through them again.
As I neared the farm, I heard some sobs as Applebloom was patting her big brother's back while he sat in front of a rusty tractor crushed under a big metal orb with "KND:CMC MK IX" in yellow paint on the side.
"It'll be OK, Big Mac," Applebloom said as Granny Smith drove up in a pink tractor.
He looked over as it passed, "N-nope... Jus' no..."
A musical number started, provided by Skull Kid on their barn with a guitar. ...Breaburn began singing as a small group of ponies from town walked onto the property to gawk and square dance. Pinkie was there with a white Stetson with a gold ribbon that had no visible top.
Sound familiar?
When the song ended, I made like sasquatch and- Never mind. Instead of a nonexistent joke! I'm going to make like... um... er... my eyes wondered. Trees. Leaves. Pun - last resort. Apple! ...Skrew it. When the song ended, I just walked into the orchard on my way to the rocket. ...Yeah, that sounded boring.
"Computer. Pause memory," Number One commanded.
Back in the present, I was strapped into a metal chair with a USB attacked to my helmet as the memory of a few days ago stood still. "What's up?" I asked as my point of view shifted from first person to third person. An area in the room warping until Nichole Uno and Moe Mew were visible, both facepalming in their seats.
"Computer. Continue, but stop at a minute."
They disappeared as I was shoved back in the holographic Pegasus body. My focus went out of sync when I saw a glowing figure in the trees, dashing in front of me as my eyes resynced with memory me.
Boba Fett ran and skidded to a stop in front of me, painted blue with long horns taped on his helmet. The memory paused again as several images flew onto the screen with each containing the bounty hunter. Mew reappeared just to point out, "How hard is it to see a guy from Star Wars... in a town full of ponies?!"
"Hey, he wasn't in my field of vision!" I countered. Another image replaced the nine pictures, showing Boba Fett standing right next to me while taking notes on my weak spots. "How do you get those details?!"
Number One appeared, "We have star ships, this technology is nothing. Computer. Continue." He disappeared again and I watched the event again.
Once the bounty hunter stopped and had his weapon drawn, his head flew back in an evil laugh. "Hello my little pony! I'm here to reference the Hulk Arc and take you to my leader! ...Which are the red spies you pissed off." He began firing his laser pistol as I dodged his shots, one grazing my wing. I commanded enough air to push him towards me as I built enough speed to safely knock him over.
I tossed magic wind off my wings as I galloped, focusing wind as I jumped for a fast yet strong punch. He turned his gun to counter, which worked as I was hit, but was too late to stop me as my hoof sent him flying into a tree almost without the aid of wind.
He tossed a grenade, easily being dodged by me before another was tossed. I didn't see the third grenade or even had time to focus power into the wind, my chest wound being the cause as I saw the blood on me. I quickly took out my mantis flip coin the same way ponies did: not questioning where its at as long as you have it in your hoof. "Mantis Fli-"
Time seemed to slow as I stared at the coin in my hoof, no thumb to flip it despite the fact hooves are very dexterous. "Are you kiddin-"
The room went black as I could barely picture the scene, but the point of view shifted to the very top of a tree as the figure as his two fairies witnessed Boba Fett and Casper walk up to the slowly regenerating pegasus without a face, who twitched a bit on the bloodied ground.
"Remember the plan," Casper said as his companion hacked the ultimatrix. Oscar was transformed into a blue and orange unicorn with a popsicle cutiemark before Casper possessed him. Casper messed with his face before a distorted voice came out of his mouth, "Why did he have to be a pony? Screw it, let's go."
"Sure thing Italian Ice."
My head was turned to him, my eyes were glowing as a quizzed look appeared on my face. "What?"
"Well, he named that form Italian Ice-" He paused as he look over to a shadow on the ground, their gaze followed to the memory's owner. "Ice him!"
Casper built up magic, pulling the bounty hunter closer, "We have no time to waste!" In a blue flash of light they disappeared with my possessed body.
The purple fairy flew into view, "Skull Kid, we need to report this!"
"Why? Its not my business." A high pitched voice said, coming from my point of view.
The white fairy flew over, "Well, we might as well report this with the Fazbear problem."
"Oh... yeah..."
The memory file ended with his writing "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" being written on a scroll.
The room returned to its bland, grey box look as it revealed Number One and Mew with a few other important and familiar faces in their own customized seats. The former got up, a hand on the materialized holographic desk, "This next memory we will analyze further. You might find this disturbing at a closer glance."
The room returned to black darkness, dim red light began to fill our vision as the sound of me hissing in pain was heard.
(About three or four days ago more or less.)
I slowly awoke with some great pain, like a bowling ball was lobbed at my stomach and my arms felt sore. I hissed in pain, but you couldn't hear it over the curses coming from a child's voice. "Lex, you dumbass, I was still in there!"
I lifted my head, checking my blurred surroundings as they cleared up. In front of me, Casper the friendly ghost had his arms to his gut as he glowered at Lex Luthor in his kryptonite powered armor. ...A glass dome protecting his bald head for once. I swear, suit or not, one powerful back hand would defeat him. "I know," he replied, a smug look on his face.
Looking around, I realized that I was hanging by my wrists in chains in a stone, windowless room with one door without a handle and a pair of eyes watching us through a slit in the door. Besides me, three other people were in the room: Boba Fett sharpening a knife in silence and the arguing baldies directly in front of me.
My hands began to gain a purple, pulsing aura as I used my Magika to summon an Flame Atronach... but my hands flashed a light blue, signaling that I wasn't powerful enough for the spell. Boba Fett looked up from his knife, giving off a vibe that made me assume he was smirking, "Well, look whose awake." He held up a USB, "I hope you don't mind, mate, but I swapped systems with you."
A faceplate slid down, locking into place and activating. With my Iron Man helmet snug, I felt my shackled release me as I landed on my feet, allowing me to dash towards the bounty hunter, but froze as my fist never met his face.
"My turn," he said. "Ultimatrix. Kryponian." My right arm began to burn then it spread all over me as the unnatural transformation program activated and changed me. Heck, the pain was so bad I fell over in mid-transformation, squirming on the ground. When the pain left, it was replaced with a cooling sensation as Boba shrugged, "It works. Not perfect, but works. Like my mum always said, 'Beggars cant be choosers.' Died of food poisoning, sadly."
Looking over myself, I looked just like my Kryptonian form, but with a modification. The ultimatrix wasn't attached to my chest like normal, it was buried in my arm, veins visible all around it. When I poked at it, pain shot through my arm and I fell backwards gritting my teeth as blood began leaking from under the ring of it. It was so bad, I shot a wide beam of lasers for a moment. "Boba, control your pet!" Lex shouted.
"Well, you have kryptonite! Toss a shard at 'im!" the hunter countered. "You know what? I don't need him. Computer. Transfer control to Lex."
With that, Lex reverted me to normal and tore off my helmet. I was seeing pure red, not from the room's lights or anger, but something is wrong. His suit opened a compartment, where he took out a tomatoe with an 'M' emblazed on it.
As soon as that fruit touched my tongue, I gained enough energy to begin eating it. As my body began to feel amazing, I was tossed into a wall by Casper, "We don't want you harming us-"
"I fixed the problem, Mr. Fett," Lex stated before giving a winded, scientific response.
I hesitated, but surly began scrolling through my forms as he spoke. My DeadPool form appeared, looking limp and lifeless as his hologram glitched. Continuing, I began to grimace at the distorted images that were glitching as well as creeped me out. For example, my Care Bear form looked like it hung itself on an invisible rope while one of my pony forms squirmed in place. I settled with the only normal looking one...
"What're you doin'?!" Casper shrieked as I pushed down on the floating ultimatrix ring. I gained an odd, falling feeling as the universe's power was bestowed upon me and Q took over. ...except Q doesn't feel like this, not by a long shot. My body began to spasm as another being including Lex tried to take control.
"yoU HaVE AnGEred Us." My distorted voice said before our long arms clutched our head. "I'm sharing a bod with this guy?! Go back to stealing children, I got this." A shallow laugh sounded as I responded, "COnTinUM fool! hOw DaRE YOu!" I booped my own face and pulled out a mirror. "I dare say, you made me ugly. Though, beggars cant be choosers. cRy FOr meRCy!!! What he said."
The true me looked in horror at Slenderman... with hair... wearing a red suit........... only a pair of bleeding yet not blood-shot beautiful blue eyes on our detail-less blank face. And I was flipping out.
Q of Star Trek is powerful enough to win a fight with a snap of a finger, but Discord can still give him a challenge. Slenderman is a creepypasta god of the forests, having dark power and such. The Q hate Slenderman to no end... even though my Q is taking this fusion well. What if they're powers bleed together, corrupting Q?! Flipping out. Definitely flipping my stuff.
Whatever plan was made failed when I began tossing everyone around with my extra limbs. Lex tried to calm me, but it only slowed the rampage as Q enjoyed the ride and Slendy sighed inwardly.
Through sheer luck or Deus Ex Q, the USB containing my original systems was in absorbing range, allowing installation. Cortana and Rouge escaped their prison, fixing everything as programs returned to normal. Learning later, being hacked actually helped more than hurt in the long run as corrupted, out of date, and junk was replaced with new or updated programs.
"Load Complete. Cortana.exe installed."
"Load Complete. Rouge.exe installed. Error? Crap! Q, Slenderman, whoever is in control- Boba Fett is hacking us!"
"Alexander Luthor, too. We only have enough strength to deny Luthor's rule over us, we need to sever his control!"
"The hell?! Q's cells are trying to destroy Slenderman's cells, but we cant transform at this state!"
That was the last thing we heard before I blacked out...
