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// ACT 1 HULK PART 2 
// Story: The Great Fandom Man! 
// by Jake Witt 
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I got in a battle stance as Stormtroopers blocked the hallways, aiming their guns. I slammed my down on my ultimatrix as the guitar solo played, turning into another one of my alien-fandom combos at random. My body became muscular as orange fur grew in place with black stripes, but instead of Rath's single claw on both hands, three adamantium claws took their place as my fur took a yellow-navy coloration.

I roared as my suit formed in the shape of Wolverine's X-Men suit and Luchador combination, "Let me tell you somthin' Stormtrooper Derpies that hurts to hurt! Rath is the best at what Rath do! But what Rath do, is not pretty."

As Darth Vader woahed over the hacked intercom, their commander commanded them to fire as I ran towards them with extended claws. As the second guitar solo played, I assume by Han, I leaped up and readied my ruthless assault. Bodies flew as my less intelligent form slice their guns and nearly gutted the ponies. "Fall back! Fall back, mares! Fall back!"

Turns out I got bored and took out a chainsaw... Why do I have that? "Property of Juliet Starling a.k.a Tara Strong? Skew labels!" I revved the chainsaw, scaring the braver troopers. "Let Rath cut you!"

"Oh, hey Ben 10 timing is on! hehe!"

I returned to my normal form, quickly switching weapons to my special pokeball. "Go Eevee Mon!" Instead of a bipedal Eeveemon, I got a normal, small Eevee.

He lied limp on the ground, "H-how am I s-s-still alive?"

I took out a Minecraft gold apple, and fed my pokemon, instantly healing him. "Sorry about the wait, Celestia got me stoned! OK, bad pun over. I need you to digivolve and torch these guys while I raid their fridge."

He spun around, transforming to his Digimon form. "Got it, boss. See if you can find some meat." He took a Flareon appearance as he ran down the hall and sent a line of fire down their way.





"You raided their fridge?" Brute asked as we walked, my special pokemon leaving a trail of trash in their wake. "What are those things?"

"My special pokemon. Eevee the pokemon in his digimon form. How can he become digtal, I cant explain," I said, pointing to the Leafeon Mon with a salad bowel on his head. "Atlantian Totodile the water pokemon," I motioned to the small blue armored alligator with a turkey on his trident and a steak in his mouth. "Cyborg Mew Two-"

Charmed.

Eevee Mon placed the bowel on Winged Kuriboh, stating, "Winged Kuriboh isn't pokemon, but he's our spy." He directed a clawed hand to a creature that looked like a unicorn on fire, "That's Ember the Rapidash."

Ember took another can in her red magic, "Nice to meet the green menace." She finally made eye contact with Dr. Banner, "We have a Shiney Shenron, but he's too big for this room. He grants three wishes for every gem we feed him." Brute Banner had a huge grin on his face. "Hold it, he only grants wishes within his power that wont destroy the world."



"I assure you, my wish will save the world," he said matter-of-factly. Everyone noticed the music as I smirked.

"He's in the air vents!" Cortana informed from a nearby loudspeaker, causing a bullet to destroy it from seemingly nowhere.

"Mew Two, can you make this a fair fight?" I asked, transforming into my saiyan form. Suddenly I was tossed out the way as Cyborg Mew Two saved me from... Cyborg Mew Two?!

He's a fake!

The NOT Mew Two in front of me tossed a knife at me before disappearing. Luckily, he didn't think of my physic pokemon that made his cloak useless as my ki blast was directed to the Blu Spy while Eevee Mon sent a fire ball inside the vents, drawing out the sniper that took us out. "Blimey!"

I rushed towards him with ki charged up, but he tossed... IS HE FRIGGIN' SERIOUS?! As I was internally complaining about the jar of piss that broke in my face, Totodile downed a gallon of water, combining his water gun and Eevee Mon's ice blast, freezing the sniper. He stared at him, "Did you seriously- That was my foe...!"

Ember just sat there, "Well, you didn't call dibs. Can we escape now? I need a hooficure more than a slap fight."

She glowed red as she returned to her pokeball. "And I don't want sass."

Totodile bit the sniper's gun in half, but didn't expect his knife. Luckily Mew Two stopped it and tossed the blade from the handle to the spy. He hit a dummy instead and the spy drop kicked the pokemon, wearing a Hershey Kiss hat. "Zu thought zu could get me? HA! I fought brain readers better than zu!"

Let me guess, a white hedgehog?.

Spy dryly asked, "What?"

You fell for my trap. Before spy could react, the ceiling fell on him... I'm sure he's fine... right?

Eevee Mon kept dodging attacks, smirking every time the sniper missed a shot with his pistol. Behind him, Totodile finished praying to... Posidon or Neptune? Whatever water god that gives him power, causing his speed to increase as he knocked the sniper's gun out of his hand and impaling him... that's just red ink. Stupid pens!

In the sniper's place, another sniper and two heavy weapons griffons took his place as a medics pulled the possibly-not-dead sniper and definitely dead spy to safety.

Dr. Banner stayed out of the fight, trying to become one with the wall he pushed himself against. "You're doing great. Beat 'em."

Me (in my normal form) and Mew Two created energy shields to deflect and block the endless bullets, the shells integrating into my armor as I checked my batteries. I was tempted to take out my American Shield, but the pokemon next to me had another idea.

Oscar, can you allow me access to the information of every good Hulk?

"Possibly, but it might tell the possible future."

"No, I'll exclude some details."

Then we begin! I placed my right hand on Mew Two's head as the digital information was converted into psychic waves that were focused into Brute Banner's head. Not only was Brute fighting the info, but so was his version of Hulk. Slowly, but surely they stopped fighting as the minotaur slowly grew in size and changed colors.

The heavies stopped laughing when their attention fell on the raging green beast that ran up to them. "Hulk Smash! Got it memorized?!" Hulk shouted as he clapped a shock wave at the gunners. As a safety precaution I return all my pokemon, but Mew Two, to their pokeballs as I ran after Hulk. Luckily, he left a huge hole into the wall leading to the outside. Before I could step out, a huge green hand picked me up from my ankles.

"No hard feelings, right?" I asked, watching as Mew Two laughed yet got ready to fight.

Hulk glared at me, "You still owe Hulk lunch. Or is it dinner?"

I took out a brown bag, "Take my potatoes, man!" He smirked, taking them. As soon as he made contact with my hand, Cortana transferred recycled metal the we didn't need, giving him his Planet Hulk armor and sword. The surprise caused him to drop me.

Over my repaired chest and ultimatrix speakers, Cortana spoke aloud, "Hi, my name is Cortana. That sword can not harm the innocent and that armor will transform into anything you and Dr. Banner would want to wear." He shrugged before jumping away.

"Did you really just do that?" I asked, returning Mew Two to his pokeball.

"He could be useful in the future. Let me summon Kevin's Car." A portal opened as a green muscle car with two black stripes appeared. I quickly entered through the open window as soon as I heard a heavy's voice. I sped off as the colors turned into white-red instead of green-black, signalling my control of the car.