"Oscar, you've got mail. Should I read it?" Tiny asked, battling some viruses in his way. As he tossed a grenade, destroying a Trojan Horse, he got a multivoice response. "Hold it! One Oscar respond!"
"Sure, why not." A DJ Echo responded.
[Sniper form acquired.]
*Beep* "Hey Oscar, its Pinkiebot again! If I don't get another cameo, I'm going to create my own story with Black Jack and- What? Hooker died? I'm aware of the old joke. I'm not saying that, party pooper. What work? I'm going to create my own story with more displaced characters with me as the main character while Twibot or Rainbot tracks me down as a subplot!"
*Beep* "Pinkiebot again, thanks for not deleting my last voice mail! I'm holding off that threat, but it might happen! Bye!"
"What is that about?"
There was a collective groan before an explosion caused a collective scream. It was amusing and funny, yet annoying. Like a million robotic Maud Pies with high pitched voices were responding.
"You have a dragon?!" an Echo screamed from the ground.
From on top of Smaug's head, Dora gave out a cute laugh, "¡No estoy solo! Catch the stars!"
Stars of many colors dashed around as every DJ Echo as well as Dora and a few injured Snipers hanging from Smaug's maw reached out, grabbing stars. When the stars were caught, multiple Echos tried hanging on, but Dora was their master.
*Beep!* "It's Pinkiebot again-!" the message said, amplified by the numbers of struggling Echos holding stars or their brothers holding stars and so on, "There was a commenter on your story and I guess this counts as fan service..."
There was a long pause when suddenly the only DJ Echo not helping his brothers turned out to be a box as Solid Snake stood in its place, his smirk growing under his grey mustache as he aimed a sniper rifle- no doubt how he got it -and fired, taking out Dora. He gave a nod, informing us, "Colonel Sigmacipher and Private Pinkiebot- Oh god, that feels weird -gives their regards."
"..............I sent in an assassin. The childhood destroyer should be gone by now."
Once that was said, every explorer star ceased their pull, flying into each other and creating a black hole big enough to suck in Snake, Smaug, and the dead Dora before disappearing. The Echos were forced to merge into one Echo for safety, though I soon learned that I was now a Blue Sniper Echo instead of many DJs.
"Blimey!" I shouted, looking at the dragon once stood, "I wanted to kill that bugger!"
"OK, I'm back, but I have to go. I needed to use you as a catalyst for traveling until the black hole died." Tiny said, instantly healed from battle. "No prevent you from beating a dead horse- A four part dead horse -I'm going to make some slight changed."
"Like what?" I asked in my Australian monotone.
"For starters..." as he paused, I shifted back to DJ Echo Echo before going ultimate. "You should stay away from your Red Mann Co. Sniper form." My body grew taller as the hair stayed, sparking with power. My white silicon body became a metallic blue as four symmetrical spikes formed on the ultimatrix's ring an my voice became more robotic. Some sound disks formed all over me as white knee high boots grew on my legs and I gained a tail.
"I'm getting too old for this..." I stated as I hovered around. A piece of paper fell on my face before rolling back up and singing.
"I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the- what am I doing with my life?" Dora's Map said, falling to the ground.
"Map, Dora is dead and I own you." I spawned a sound disc to lift him off the ground at eye level, "We currently have bad blood so tell me: where's Box and Eevee Mon?"
Map looked up at me, tears in his eyes as a smile formed. He bounced onto my face, giving an equivalent of a hug before unrolling to show the most detailed 3D map of the building, showing a blue dot and three green, two were together while one seemed to be everywhere. "Now I'll show you your waypoint. Please don't tear me."
"Now that is some deus ex map!" I exclaimed as he showed a diamond now far from my location.
"You're joking."
"Afraid not, sir." Map replied, showing five diamonds on a map of Equestria. We're at one diamond which was a door we're at with instructions to the location of four keys that lead to a map of the six keys that were needed to unlock a door holding a key that unlocked the door we're standing at which includes twenty keys to get past a force field only Dora's explorer stars could go through.
Here's a quick run down, Dora is a crime boss with OCD leading her to make a base full of all snipers and other bases that guard our keys.
As soon as Eevee Mon and Box found us, Map gave them the rundown of our situation.
Box trotted up to the door, shrugging. "Simple, just place your sound discs at these weak hinges."
"We did abuse the WD-40 to prevent squeaking," Map reminisced. "...actually I have no good memories of Dora. She was a very bad word."
I tossed a few sound discs in a formation around the door, known in Ben 10 as 'Sonic Doom' and the Brony fandom as 'the Bass Canon'- "Let's spin this s
t! Sonic Bass Canon of Doom!" Blue lasers went straight through the doors as a shockwave followed, shaking everything away as the doors fell.
"You over did it, Conners!" Tiny screamed when the attack died down. My discs changed to a flower pattern before I gave a thumbs up to check the explosion size.
"Needs more lasers," I stated, lowering my head as everyone took cover. "IMA FIRIN' MA LASAR!!!"
"And that is how we all ended up in the hospital!" Eevee Mon finished.
Cortana was displayed on a monitor, arms crossed, "Yeah, there's a flaw in your story."
"How?" he replied, ears folded on his head, which was covered with the rest of his body in a body cast. Next to him, Oscar was in an identical body cast, but his face was covered and he had a straw to breath through.
The camera moved, showing the data world more as Tiny glared with a laughing Rouge on MUTE. "I was never there and neither was my supposed creator Box Hooves."
"Box and Lego Craft have no recollection of being apart, but the whole 'blue paw on Box's face' match the time, but-" Cortana stopped as a human Pinkie in a skin tight pink suit got online.
"Hey guys, I can access the wifi here!" Pinkiebot exclaimed, "Also, I can vouch for them. I sent Fandom Man and Eevee Mon to an abandoned amusement park. Turns out it wasn't so face and Oscar nearly lost his face in a cotton candy incident."
I let out a muffled scream in response as I kept listening.
"Well, you could say no. You didn't poop the party since it was a mad house to begin with so you can't be a partypooper!" She paused, her eyes flashing. "No Dora, Diego, Solid Snake, sexy stunt doubles, fluttertrees, puppies, stars, talking stars, or time lords were injured or killed at the making of this four-part arc!"
"Though Smaug was not a fan of this fic," Tiny added as the hospital shook.
Outside, Twilight Sparkle was having a fierce battle with "the fire and death" Smaug the dragon.