"Jorgen! You are the banana king!" a pink and a blue unicorn cheered around the half-banana fairy. Music was about to play but was cut off when Jorgen crushed their speakers with his massive wand.
"And I can still break bear skull with open hand," he replied. "Leave before it's peanut butter jelly TIME TO DIE!" He exaggerated the last syllables with his boots, getting into a battle stance with his wand twirling behind him.
*VRRR VRRR VRRR* [Red Alert; this is not a drill. Rebel changelings are attacking. Dragon Lord Ember has requested that we spare the dragons and let them fall from the sky and if we see baby dragons: save them. They can't recover from a fall.]
I turned to Eevee Mon, back to his second form: A tall, bipedal Eevee. "Are you up for a fight?"
"I can't fly."
"You can hijack a dragon."
"I can't fly."
"You can use your flames as jets and fly like Iron Man, right?" I asked hopefully.
"I can't fly."
"What if I get Cortana or somebody to DNA Digivolve?"
"Let's see them recover from the fall!" he shouted, holding his paw out.
At the hangar entrance, I get down on my hands as Eevee Mon hops off my back and begins to twirl.
"Eevee Mon! Giffany! Jack In: DNA Digivolve!" I pointed the Ultimatrix at Eevee Mon as a pink light shot out. "Wait, can that form even fly?"
He quickly resembled Sylveon as large pink wings shot from his back. The rest of his body glowed pink as he floated in the air in a lavender aura... and the Giffany's outfit formed over the Sylveon. The pink shoes grew into boots and their back held twin rose katanas with heart hilts.
"Quick! Who are you?" I ask, front flipping into the sky before my cape's magic kicked in.
"Sylveon Mon. Let's keep it simple... also I'm a girl for once." Sylveon Mon said in her double voice, not waiting to punch the nearest changeling off their dragon. "I feel very angry..."
I reach into my holster, grabbing my modified Shnee Dust Co. Revolver Magnum. I spun the barrel, checking my dust stores before loading my infinity clip into the gun. "Hey, buggies! Let's play RWBY Roulette! Dodge my attacks-" a nanobot hooked to the pistol rapidly spun the barrel, "-while I guess what hits!"
"Fire!" The changeling flew off a dragon, encased in ice. "Gravity!" A rock formed, smashing two changelings off their dragons. "Thunder!" Lightning struck the two recovering flying changelings, arcing and transferring to others. "Yeah, this game is overrated."
My attention suddenly focused on a flying Pewdiepie. He opened his eyes at my direction, "Sup broski."
"Sup? Are you really Pewdiepie?"
"Not the original; no." He replied. He quickly turned to a blonde girl in a blue body suit, too thin to be a coat of paint, surrounded by the offending bugs on dragons. "Yo Empowered! Never let go go go! Never give up up up! Never let go! Never-" She was then bound and gagged to a stick, carried off by two changelings. "You let go! Again! Break the system Emp! Be beyond your character!" He held out his fist as Empowered glowed a bright yellow and destroyed everything in her wake.
"BROFIST!!!" They both exclaimed, causing our foes to either explode or faint off their mounts.
I tapped Emp's shoulder, "Can I get a sample from your suit?"
"No! One tear and I lose most of my powers! Besides, only I can use it...."
I looked up and down, "I don't think another tear will matter."
"I studied the sample. Initializing suit upgrade for Empowered and Fandom Man." Cortana droned, showering us with light. My armor didn't change appearance-wise but Emp was sporting a less provocative and better fitting suit that made her resemble Samus Aran more. "Your suit is less fragile, has better regeneration, gives more protection, and allows flight. The other rules still apply; take them down!"
Empowered smiled as she flew off, returning with Turbo Cybug King Candy in a choke hold. "News flash: Most of the changelings were not rebels."
Sylveon Mon returned pouting, "Blood is in my soul..."
Pewdiepie nodded, "Moment of silence for the innocent." We all closed our eyes, ignoring Turbo's struggles and the sound of a phone. We opened our eyes as Pewds hung up his cell, "Mercy, Medic, and Jorgen are conducting "Operation Heros Never Raze" as we speak. All healers will be called... as for Candy, here." He held his fist as Emp forced Turbo's closed clawed fist to meet. "Judge, jury, and prosecution deems the Nightmare Guilty. Sentence: Death. The Host Guilty. Sentence: a month in the brig."
The monster screamed as King Candy dressed as Turbo with bug wings and armor followed Felix to the brig.