The Great Fandom Man!

by Jake Witt


Dungeons and Dora Part 2

"'Big Rock'?! Where is that?!" Box asked Dora's map.

He responded by being a map, showing lines and three images. A Changeling Hive- which changed to a destroyed one which included Dora's dormant warhead- that resembled a black hill, a rock, and a red facility that was rusted in places.

Dora looked over to the readers, "Qué estúpido es este caballo? Can you tell us where the tonelada de mierda Big Rock is located?"

"¡Gracias! Acerca maldita vez! There it is!" Dora shouted. Everyone turned their attention to the giant blue arrow on a mountain.

Tiny activated my scouter's zoom function, allowing me to see a large rock with some sleds on the mountain. "Well, this would be an easy drive, but the Mach 6 has a flat."

"No me digas genio! I think I can help!" Dora shouted, tossing her bag into the air.

Three of us scrambled under the race car before realizing she was just taking something out of her bag.

Her bag was replaced with Diego's rescue pack, who looked slightly nervous. "R-Rescue Pack, comin' to the rescue!"


"I am so glad I have this pegasus mode!" TinEevee said, flying as hard as he could with me and Box in our own flying forms. He looked like a baby version of Eevee Mon, but had white and grey fur with blue flames on his paws and on in head in a Mohawk fashion. I was currently Big Chill while Box was a pegacorn- mutation mistaken for alicorn ascension common in Manehattan.

Behind us, Dora turn Rescue pack into a jet pack while Arma culo grande Explorer Star flew in front of her. "¡Más rápido! ¡Más rápido! ¡Más rápido! ¡Más rápido! ¡Más rápido! ¡Más rápido!"

"We're going! We're going!"

"Calling Rafiki."

"Hang up!" I shouted in a ghostly voice that resembled a whisper as Kratos picked up.

"Oscar Conners?" Rafiki responded for once. "What's going on?"

"I'm being chased by an insane Dora the Explorer who's supposed to be leading me to Cortana."

He mumbled in response before replying, "Beware, young one. You're dealing with Dora the Executioner, who brought one of Luna's guards out of duty years ago. If you fighter, know that she is invincible when talking to the 'children'."

"I'll keep that in mind."

"¡Más rápido!" Dora shouted as Arma culo grande opened fire on my left arm.

Luckily, being Big Chill, it flew through me, "Gotta go, bye."


"Huh, this really is a big rock." TinEevee commented as his wings vanished. If I wasn't immune to the ice around me, I wouldn't have heard him. His direction turned to Dora, "So, why are we here?"

"We're going to save Cortana!" she replied cheerfully.

Box raised an eyebrow, "Couldn't we go around the mountain?"

The Map poked his head out, "The Sniper's Base is in the direction we came from!"

"Then why are we here?!" TinEevee exclaimed, his arms rose in a dramatic effect.

Dora dropped her bag from its perch on her arm, "Wand!" The backpack did its musical routine before Dora got her magic stick, aiming at TinEevee. "Avada Kedavra!"

A green bolt of lightning shot as the digimon hybrid, before the bolt dispersed, revealing an energy shield for a brief moment. TinEevee summoned his wings, taking to the sky as he charged a fireball that was swiftly put out by the wind. "Well, this sucks."

I flew over to Dora, "Halt, I am Dragonborn! Diin!" I breathed as Dora's time froze, though I was expecting ice to be involved. Luckily, being Big Chill also meant that I could freeze her in a block of ice, which is what I did.

I smirked at my work, when suddenly a thick blue arrow hovered over to Dora and broke the ice with a click before disappearing.

"Fid fahdon wah tolaan nizaag ahrk daan dii paal!" I shouted. Everyone began to glow as we were sent to anywhere, but here.


For some reason I was back in my normal form and was breathing hard. On my scouter, a medical warning against using my thu'um flashed.

I wiped the sweat off my face, taking off my helmet and place it back on for a brief cool down. To be honest, it didn't help much with the sea of people around me. Where was I?!

"Need a drink, kid?" an old man's voice asked.

I turned to what looked like a prop stand, shrugging as I took the water bottle. "Thank you, sir."

The Resident Evil Merchant flashed me a thumbs up, "Nice costume, now get back in there!"

"What?!" I asked as he shoved a pokeball into my hands, causing my world to fade. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"


"-UUUUuuuudge?" I looked around to see a red and silver building with the aura of Australia around it. My head still throbbed as I stared at it, "Huh, this must be it."

I looked at the pokeball in my hand, tossing it. ...Nothing happened.

"Well, look who joined us!" TinEevee exclaimed over a campfire with a roasting pony shaped marshmallow. He sat next to Box, who tossed multicolored folders into the fire. "I took out the guards and Box went petty mission hopping from Twilight's tree to my location!"

Sending the pokeball to my inventory, I decided to join them... "Box, why do you have a blue paw on your face?"

He rolled his eyes before waving his hoof, "I got in a fight with some snake-crab monster. Took me off guard, but the elements stopped him."

"I'm pretty sure crabs don't have paws."

"It's a thing that happened, let's move on." he replied, summoning a phoenix from a blocky pokeball. "P. Wright, scout the area."

The phoenix gave a nod, flying up. P. Wright went down suddenly, revealing to be shot when Box caught him in his unicorn form's red aura.

He returned the phoenix to its pokeball as another shot flew past my head. My body took a brown color change as I lifted the sand around us as a shield before compacting it- magic, I guess -and sniping the Sniper, though all I did was cover his scope and goggles in sand, which gave Tiny enough time to unfuse with Eevee Mon and force me into a cross fusion sequence.

My armor was replaced with red leather with an arm canon covering my hand and white two shin high boots with wings covering my feet. I felt my head ponify as a helmet with a single horn covered my head. A pack and breastplate formed around my torso as the pack turned out to be a running engine to support the huge metal arm that armored my right arm.

"Sniper Mode." I said, jumping high into the air as I hovered, resting my arm canon that grew a smaller and longer barrel with a scope on top in my large hand to steady. The Sniper finally got his gear working, but nearly dropped his gun when he saw me. "Target Acquired." I fired two shots, stunning him and destroying his gun. "Huh, sniping is too easy."

Box replaced his horn for wings, grabbing Eevee Mon as they took to the sky and followed me inside the facility.