Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Do you taste that...?
It's-oh!
It's so delicious...
This is the moment we've been waiting for...!
They're just HANDING her to us on a silver plater...
If I could marry this moment, I would...
...Ah...
What the heck...!
I will marry this moment...!
But!
The wedding will come later...
...We have a 'princess' to beat up...
Cap'n...?
Can we start now...?
Bah...!
Just like your mother...
...Never in the mood for foreplay...
We have different ideas of foreplay...
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
Center stage, which had welcomed many different ponies and the sort was now treated to the repeat visit of the show's very first guest. Though her body was changed, and attire as well, the purple pony before them still seemed the same.
Twilight Sparkle...
...likes looking at Rarity's flank...
"I just noticed something strange was off about it that day. And, of course, my assumption was correct."
Twilight Sparkle...
...has ASSumptions about all her friends' flanks...
"And I was right about all of them. So, you can't belittle me."
Twilight Sparkle...
...has trained everyone in Ponyville to dance and sing in an entire organized chorography whenever she wakes up in the morning...
"Well, I... Ponyville is already a fairly music oriented town... But I never forced them to dance in the morning whenever I wake up. That's ridiculous!"
Twilight Sparkle...
...is hell bent on de-constructing every feminist movement for the past century...
"Oh, I see. Just because I'm a princess now as the grand end for all of my training, you're trying to say that I'm unravelling everything feminists and our messages thus far have been trying to teach. Is that about right? WRONG! Princess-hood or not, I am still me. Titles don't change who you are, what you are, or what you stand for. What the title 'princess' has given me is nothing that my abilities and friends have already given me. To think otherwise is ignorant and obnoxious in itself."
Twilight Sparkle...
...looks very pretty in her armor...
"Pretty what? Come on, hurry up with the insult."
No...
...Just pretty...
Mhm...
...It suits you...
"...Thanks...?"
Twilight Sparkle...
...is trying to replace Star Swirl the Bearded...
"I wouldn't say I was trying to replace him. I'm just picking up where he left off."
Twilight Sparkle...
...aren't you a little young to be a princess...?
"I... I don't think so. I mean, Princess Celestia had to start at some age too. Maybe it was around my age."
Twilight Sparkle...
...has no king or queen above her...
"Technically true."
Twilight Sparkle...
...is there for a queen...
"Not tech--"
Queen it up bitch...!
"Now that's uncalled for..."
No...
...those wings are uncalled for...
"They aren't hurting anypony. They're just wings. Didn't we already go over how this doesn't change me?"
Twilight Sparkle...
...thinks wings aren't useful enough to count as being different...
"In my case, yes. In other cases, as in if you were born with them, that's your birth given talent."
Twilight Sparkle...
...holds the record for ruining the world and fixing it in under twenty-four hours...
"That's not something to be proud of... albeit true in a way."
Twilight Sparkle...
...could have turned Rainbow Dash into her past gen self...
"I don't understand the statement..."
Let's hope it stays that way...
...Lord have mercy if Rainbow Dash got Rarity's Cutie mark...
...Darling...
Stop that...!
"Are you done?"
What...?
Oh...!
Sorry Sue...
Forgot you were there...
"...Sue?"
Mary...
...is an INSPIRATION to us all...!
"That's what Princess Celestia said. I wouldn't go far as to say that, but it is nice to have it said anyway."
Mary Sue...
...will have to move to Canterlot to hold her growing ego...
"First, I'm not moving out of my house. Second, my ego is not growing. Third, Mary Sue?"
Twilight Sparkle...
...is a music hog...
"Music hog?"
Four songs...?
Who needs four songs sung in one day...?
"It was a special day! And even my mentor and friends got to sing through out the day too."
Giving the table scraps of music doesn't count as sharing...
And sharing is caring...
Twilight Sparkle...
...almost made everyone's wish come true...
"When?"
About five seconds after the elements activated and seemed to vaporize you...
We were so close...
...So close...
...EARLIER THAT DAY...
...Did that spell just turn Twilight into a pile of ash...?
...
...
...YES!
BACK TO THE SHOW!
NO!
So...
...So...
...So close...
"Gee. Heart warming..."
Twilight Sparkle...
...is one step closer to taking her brother back from Cadance...
"He's her husband. I wouldn't break them apart."
Twilight Sparkle...
...almost destroyed Equestria's economy in a single day...
"It was an accident. I admit, I should have been much more careful. But I fixed it with the help of my friends."
Twilight Sparkle...
...above anything is not an inspiration to anyone...
...she IS everyone...
...she shows a hope that if you dedicate, try, apply, and stand firm...
...you can do what everyone thinks is impossible or even crazy...
...maybe being a princess isn't setting a good example for someone who looked up to her...
...but is seeing her force feed a bird a good example...?
...is watching her panic and ruin a lot of ponies' day because she didn't take time to think a good example...?
No...
...It's not...
But what does that even matter...?
She didn't get to be a princess because it sounds cute or every fillies dream...
...She got it because she earned it...
And earning something is worth more than any amount of insults or belittling you can throw at someone like her...
Now you REALLY know...
PRINCESS Twilight Sparkle...
Twilight didn't say a word. All she did was bow her head and slowly walked off stage, the clocking of her golden boots echoing against the silent room.
...Well--
Not now...
...No comments...
...It's not dignified to speak behind a royal's back...
As the first time I have ever seen this, I am going to say "wat."
Actually...titles can change everything. To not acknowledge a change in oneself is ignorance of the highest order. Also: Pip described what sounds like the American dream...oh wait...i tend to forget this show isn't multicultural.
2130556 wat indeed, my friend.
Okay THAT was a btich moment.
Titles are important! Just go ask Rarity, or any Sith
I, too, was taken by surprise when she was supposedly vaporized by the elements.
A fairly excellent point, though I've yet to see the full episode yet.
And a Nostalgia Critic reference? That certainly helps.
2130736 *sigh* For what?
Why does Pip get all the best lines? (This is Pip, right?)
I think everyone worried for no reason. When it comes to this show I just roll with it.
2130810 Discord gets the nonsense, Chrysalis gets the rude comments, Pip gets the childish/unbiased.
it was funny how at the end of the episode they kept telling the audience that everything was "going to be fine!"
This chapter was different but you summed up Alicorn Twilgiht perfectly. Nothing about her will change, she's still the same pony we know and love.
2130610 I actually played some heroic music prior to that thinking she was going to emerge a princess. Boy was I wrong. Also techincally you could say Twilight was dead for a little bit even if they'll never acknowledge that. So it looks like Celestia is a god after all.
I have to admit, that was the funniest one in a long time. I loved it!
Queen it up bitch...!
Oh how I love Nostalgia Critic.
Wow.
Man, now I really wish they'd had RD dress in style...
2130846 So, it's Equestrian idol?
Alright I don't want to sound like a jerk....but don't you think this story kind of overstayed it's welcome?
Ok at the beginning it was pretty clever. taking a really good sketch from All That and putting it in the FiM universe really worked. But after the 20 somethingth chapter it started to get a bit in comprehensive and it kind of lost it's luster. Sadly it stopped being funny.(I did kind of liked the Nightmare moon one)
Now if it had ended in The final Battle: Equestria act 2(A.k.a the part when it was revealed that all of the Know your mare segments were just Pipsqueak's school report for Cheerilee) then It would have been somewhat satisfying. Because at least it made some sort of sense.
Look I'm sorry if this sounded kind of mean. I just wanted to share my 2 cents(or 2 bits).
Now if you want to continue and you are happy then go for it. But I believe that I lost interest in this fic.
Sweet merciful fuck, G3 Dash, i didn't even THINK about that during the episode.
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2131392 1296 favorites... 14,000~~ likes... I don't care. Like it? Like it. Don't like it? Give it a down vote. Maybe some day, your minority will grow big enough to shut the fic down. If that happens, great. If it doesn't, great. Will I listen to what you say? Yes. Will I care? No. Will I do anything about it? No. Does this make me a bad person? Probably. Do I care? No. Why am I telling you all this? Because I just don't care.
2131392 everypony knew that along time before that.
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.........can't pick up on plot...........
I had no idea what was goin' on for the entire episode...
But Lawl at near-disintegrated Twilight.
I wont lie.. my faith in the show was destroyed.. you just helped it get moved from my mind... i may even leave the community... ya'll are a great.. but what we liked isnt anymore....
2132890 Tell me what has changed... Really.
i guess this is reformed discord in action
Chryssie's comments are the best.
*sincere applause*
Know your mare is literally now one of my like, favourite stories of all time!~ Thanks for writing it!
Pip's little speech at the end is just fantastic. I love it.
And, really, Twilight needed to be Alicornified.
To see what I mean, read this.
This is Australia...
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2132890 that is the stupidest thing i've heard all day. just shut up and brony on. if not, then fine. be an asshole. no one cares
HAHAHAHA
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This is Australia...
Australia, Australia, Australia...
Oh, wait, you weren't changing the lyrics to "This is Aperture"?
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Especially considering what happened the last time she said that.
Can you spell J-I-N-X?
"First, I'm not moving out of my house. Second, my ego is not growing. Third, Mary Sue?"
Me:
Past gen rd?
You mean dragonfly? Or was it another?
Fizzy ftw!
And shady too
Plus mimic
Good stuff, Pippy. Well fucking done, as that's exactly what I think when it comes to Twilight.
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