Hug your nearest alicorn.

I write horsewords for RGRE

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Earth pony enthusiast

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Too much to write; too little time

My only aim, is to entertain!

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Ballad of the Brony: A Documentary on Bronies and Friendship is Magic. I think is fantastichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UE7I_IDX98g#!

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

Not a changeling.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Only mostly dead.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

A fellow traveler...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

I sometimes act like Pinkie Pie in real life

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

I am a simple writer who gets bouts of writer's block and procrastination. But, I do enjoy writing and wish to get cover images of my stories.