I used to be relevant!

"Do it right, do it with style and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Consider your origin. You were not formed to live like brutes but to follow virtue and knowledge.

Employed layabout with not enough free time to write about horses.

Good stories defend us from bad philosophy.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Vessel of uncountably many passions. Non-binary. Math/physics student. Web dev. Mental health enthusiast. Pony sympathizer.

You don't have to be the best. You just have to be the best you. Tip Jar!

Now with a Patreon account! Also find me at FanFiction.net.

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[center]Bye guys[/center]

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

loves tiaras.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I type stories using my hands

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

A lonely pony seeking through the dark, ever hoping to find companions to share the night with.