Artist, Author, Asian... Trifecta Perfecta~

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?

irresistible

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

Who let the dogs out?

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

D. G. D. is a science fiction writer and archaeologist. He blogs on occasion at www.deusexmagicalgirl.com.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Tired always.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just a normal guy who got hooked on the new My Little Pony show.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

I'm not dead yet

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Damn, I wish I could read.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Stories about families, friends, the past, the present, the future, the science of magic and the magic of science.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

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