Yeah, I've been less than useless to the pone community. I dunno if I'll wind up contributing further or I'll just continue to do nothing and play League of Legends.

I'll get back to you.

-Metals

Hey.

So, I'm not dead. I mean, I feel like I am. I'm broke, and writing a lot now in place of chemistry. I haven't felt like writing horses for months.

And then I saw the stills and the spoilers, and now I feel that excitamente magica once more. I have things that I need to write that will probably get in the way, but once I'm through to November I should be in the clear. There are some things that I need to say though.

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So I'm writing again; but it's coming at a price.

I'm currently putting off the project with AnonxAggro-Twi, mostly because I don't want to rush it and have it be shit, but also because I have another Twilight project on my plate. I've gotten a request for a Twilight/Spitfire story that is loving & consensual, and as such I'm hoping that will make up for me taking a small break from self-insertion and royalty. Maybe still open to a royal threesome though? Time will tell.

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So, I haven't written anything lately. At all. By boss has been on my ass to do things like "work" and as such I've had to put away my pone for a while and simply buckled down. I'm sorry. I wish I could have balanced both of them, but I still have the coming week to make it through and then I should be able to resume your regularly scheduled programming.

THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

THE AGENDA

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Have a Panka Pah.

So I have 124 followers at the time of writing this, a fact which makes my hands kind of sweaty and gross. Thanks to everyone who follows me, I will continue to take forever and be a pompous prick for the foreseeable future.

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Starring Metals as Snake Pliskin, darf as The Duke, and TAW as the President, maybe?

Okay, so I managed to get out of NJ on a shitty all-night train, and am currently at home. I didn't sleep on the train at all; in part because I had a (not as well sealed as I thought) bag full of stimulants hidden in my pillowcase that I apparently breathed in for the better part of 7 hours, but also because my writers block with the Celestia fic just exploded into a thousand tiny pieces. I am jubiliant.

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Finally getting my shit together here. Celestia is taking shape well, I had to start almost from square one because of plotholes but now it's looking much better. Applejack's Choose your own adventure should be done by either late tonight or very early tomorrow morning.

Also, a big thanks to all of my followers, you guys make me feel so good when I get that sweet sweet dopamine hit of approval.

Hey. So, I'm doing this blog thing to provide a bit of info.

1. I am a slow as shit worker

2. My stories tend to be divisive, you either like them or you don't

3. I'm writers blocking as of late, but I'm really really trying to break free of that

Current works in progress;

Celestia's High Tea (3rd person fic)

Applejack's Choose your own adventure story (with two unlockable sex scenes!)

Then I dunno, maybe a break.