Why am I still here?

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.

Oh. Five years?

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

person who is normal about twilight sparkle

Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.

strange things are ahoof

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

I actually am a scientist!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Oh look, a bio.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

No.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

The Author Who Cannot Read. ((profile art by @Emma_The_Ward on Twitter))

A bunch of writers getting together to write stories about book and dress horses.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Are you not entertained?

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

But I think the very worst name for this frog is-

Not a changeling.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Forget not that I am a derp.

The One True Fruit.

I write romance. Sometimes it's bearable!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Among the living on a trial basis.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

A pony from a machine.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Ceci n'est pas un poney.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I love meeting new people, but they terrify me.

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!