your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

A Warning to Others

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

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"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Shaking off the rust

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Sham-wow!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Hysterical. Glacial.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Self sure in ability or supremely stupid.

I like ponies.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.