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Come Hither


I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Sep
26th
2013

A mythology lesson · 12:49pm Sep 26th, 2013

DO YOU GUYS GET IT? OVERCOMING! BECAUSE IT CONTAINS THE WORD COME AND—Oh, nevermind.

So I write a story and that means I get to write a blog post, right? That's what that means? Good. I suppose I should talk about Overcoming Rainbow Dash, but that conversation really has to take the shape of two other, equally related conversations mashed into one. They are, of course, anime porn and Egyptian mythology.

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Oct
20th
2012

I brought you all some free porn! · 2:59am Oct 20th, 2012

You want some free porn? You want some free porn. Everybody take a look under your seats to find... Freeeeeeee! Pooooo-oorn!

You get free porn, you get free porn, and you get free porn!

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Oct
11th
2012

What the Blazing ShitChrist am I Even Doing? · 4:57am Oct 11th, 2012

Just re-read that title to better acquaint you with the mental image I'm going for. I'll wait.

There. Confused? So am I. Presumably, so are a lot of people who read my stories just to see what it's like even though they don't, you know, clop, but then as things heat up they start to get these feeling that they just can't ignore forever...

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Aug
31st
2012

Where the Fuck is my porn, Come Hither? · 4:41am Aug 31st, 2012

...

...

What?

Oh, the title? Come now. We were all thinking it.

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Jul
28th
2012

Handling My Shit · 4:38am Jul 28th, 2012

I've decided to begin writing pony fan fiction exclusively from now on. The fans, the infrastructure, and my own interests* have made that obvious choice. I've also decided that rather than be an annoying bitch who blogs after leaving for two months, I'd wait until I had a story ready to say so.

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