DO YOU GUYS GET IT? OVERCOMING! BECAUSE IT CONTAINS THE WORD COME AND—Oh, nevermind.

So I write a story and that means I get to write a blog post, right? That's what that means? Good. I suppose I should talk about Overcoming Rainbow Dash, but that conversation really has to take the shape of two other, equally related conversations mashed into one. They are, of course, anime porn and Egyptian mythology.

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You want some free porn? You want some free porn. Everybody take a look under your seats to find... Freeeeeeee! Pooooo-oorn!

You get free porn, you get free porn, and you get free porn!

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Just re-read that title to better acquaint you with the mental image I'm going for. I'll wait.

There. Confused? So am I. Presumably, so are a lot of people who read my stories just to see what it's like even though they don't, you know, clop, but then as things heat up they start to get these feeling that they just can't ignore forever...

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What?

Oh, the title? Come now. We were all thinking it.

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I've decided to begin writing pony fan fiction exclusively from now on. The fans, the infrastructure, and my own interests* have made that obvious choice. I've also decided that rather than be an annoying bitch who blogs after leaving for two months, I'd wait until I had a story ready to say so.

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