I brought you all some free porn! · 2:59am Oct 20th, 2012
You want some free porn? You want some free porn. Everybody take a look under your seats to find... Freeeeeeee! Pooooo-oorn!
You get free porn, you get free porn, and you get free porn!
Did the sex work out? Fuck if I know. It sets up a couple things that'll be dealt with in the next couple chapters, which is where the first inkling of a real story should start to shine through. It's rather short on comedy, but given that I never set out to make people laugh with my porn, I'm not worried.
Seriously. Comedy porn. Is that even a real thing? Like, the cable guy comes inside as the girl gets out of the shower and we're treated to a laugh track as his inner monologue goes on about how god damnit, I didn't take three years of college just to fuck women all day, why can't I fix a fucking TV for once? If I wanted to do this for a living, I'd have become the Dark Apprentice.
Jesus.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, I completely forgot what the story was about (Sorry haven't had the chance to read it since the day it was released, massive reading list) but now that I'm being told it contains freeporn, maybe I should re-prioritize.
Well, I'm always up for some free porn...
Ummmmmm..... I guess I never realized just how hard a life plumbers and cableguys lead
And here I was expecting actual porn.
434580 I am pretty sure we all were expecting that.
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The Dark Apprentice updated. That's what this blog is about.
434994 I was talking about in this blog as I already know it updated.
We deserve it! ...plz? 
Give us free porn in the blogs man!
Trust me man.
It worked
Trust me man...
It worked.
You portrayed Pinkie's character like a true champion. Well done!
434994 I...I know...
I broke down laughing with the "Oh, you seduced me, Congratulations!" line, so I'd say you still did admirably on the comedy, and the clop was well done IMO, with great little asides thrown into the sexy bits. I'm not ashamed to say that I came with Twilight
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will there be... more free porn?
Porn logic isn't to far off the mark, actually. I read a FML post about a chick that had a router repairman come, do his job, ask for a glass of water, and then do her. So, no, you don't get to fix any fucking TVs.
God.
For FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
434578 Oh yeah, their lives are very... hard. *ba-dum tss*
Also, did anyone else actually look under their seat when they read this? No? Just me then...
What would happen if Fluttershy found the porn images all over the internet about her.
HOW COULD YOU DO DIS?
RAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHO DID THIS?
IDK.
(A few hours of uncontrolable sobbing later...)
Come Hither, where the buck is my porn?