Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

"Find peace with your pace, everything destined shall fall into place." - Anonymous

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I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

You can't see the forest...

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

“You scared me there, you saucy witch!”

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

space is a waste

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Original Works. It was a good run.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Hysterical. Glacial.

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

I'm a twenty-something welsh guy who writes and reads things.

Made from 100% potato.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

I am a mad scientist who works with ideas and words.

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I'm a mad man. I'm a man of honor. I'm a sociopath. I'm a brony. For all my conflictions, I'm pretty stable, though you'll probably call me insane. That's fine, I enjoy it. I'm just hear to write.

Not Today, Try Tomorrow

British, Brony, plays vidjya garmez. Also ships ponies, because reasons. Twilight and Luna are tied for Best Princess.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Writer. Editor. Spaceman.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Too much to write; too little time

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...