Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I have a better bio, and this isn't it.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

The eternally in-progress writer

You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

You can't see the forest...

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Done.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

space is a waste

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Everything is air droppable. Once.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Drawing equines. Check out my art on my Twitter account

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

I am No One