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I'm a man that given lemons I shall question life's motives and if there are none I shall rake the lemons and shove them into life's many holes

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Princess Celestia was caught red handed by her sister, using tax money to purchase more sweet treats for her growing size. Luna decided it was time to take action and banished Celestia from Canterlot for a month. Pretty embarrassing to be banished by your younger sibling.

Celestia didn't want to let her little ponies see her like this. So she seeks out a place to take refuge from the mobs of newsponies and embarrassment.

Anon was teleported to Equestria accidentally by Discord. He absolutely despised ponies and didn't give two shits about any of them.

What happens when an alicorn that controls the sun shows up at his door?

Randomness and weirdness ensues.


Sex tag is for lots of suggestive things. No banging though.

Cover Image is By Ric-M

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What would you do when you first experience freedom in your entire life?.............No. What would you do if all your life, from the day you were created, your mind was not your own. Forced to watch as your fellow men were twisted and mutated before either being incinerated, considered "Faulted" weapons, or having their bodies further stretched from humanity.

When this freedom is granted...........So is a great power. The Creators made a fatal mistake when they placed Bio-Boosted Armor upon that Human.........

Humans.......Considered their greatest achievement, a marvel in biological weaponry, such a diverse physiology with the ability to survive practically anywhere given a stable environment. Unfortunately the Creators will pay dearly for super powering their greatest weapon and, unintentionally, giving it free will.

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This story is a sequel to Where I am Needed


Following the events of Where I am Needed Salvatore was offered to descend into Hell and train in the Demon ways with Distruttore. His plans are to gain the power necessary to prevent any such event befalling any other world.......Then he will search for his Master Yamamoto, who disappeared years ago , to find the answers he needs then maybe.........Just maybe resume his position as student under his very first Master.

Yet with Equestria still shaken from the Demonic Siege, the physical scars were healed yet the psychological have set deep, Ponykind are fearful and paranoid of what awaits them beyond their world. Furthermore Princess Celestia must keep stable relations with the Griffon Empire whilst Luna prevents an extremist cult revering the Demons as "Purging Gods" or "Higher Beings".

It seems both the Savior and Equestria itself will go through hell and back, literally for the former, until Salvatore finally returns...........

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Celestia is in despair. The future for her, her sister Luna, and the future of Equestria does not look bright. Prince Blueblood, always on the hunt to expand his power, has dug up an ancient law that dictates that not only should Princess Celestia take on the title and role of Queen of Equestria, she must either choose or produce an heir within a 6 month period of time or be forced to choose the most senior member of the royal family to succeed her. This member would be Blueblood as Princess Luna can only cover the duties of the moon. To Celestia all seems lost.

Until one night, she comes across a strange child in the Canterlot Gardens. The child is a human, all alone with no family to be heard of in Equestria.

Celestia, out of the kindness of her heart chooses to adopt the child as her own son and declares him her heir to the throne.

Now the young human must face the challenges of being the heir to an entire country while under the scrutiny of ponies like Blueblood and the care of ponies like his mother.

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This story is a sequel to Achieving Divinity: A New World


(Slight M rating warning: Sex. and a bunch of fucked up fetishes. Chapters will be marked with an [M] at the start, and the A/N of said chapters will contain a warning. There may be some chapters containing 'A Slice of Life'. Chapters will be marked with [SoL] at the start.)

So... Here we are. Again. My story ended on a cliffhanger last time, yes? Well, here I am to continue it. I'm not quite dead yet... Or am I? I could be for all I know. Maybe I'm here as my Heaven or Hell? Or purgatory? Am I in Purgatory? Ah, thinking thoughts like this doesn't help.

So... I left off with Erlking chanting a spell and me being thrown through a portal... Right? Yes, right. Ahem.

I think at that point, my life took a major u-turn straight to Tartarus. But me being me, I decided to sit back and enjoy the damn ride. No point fighting what you can't control, right? WRONG! I WILL PUNCH DEATH IN THE BALLS IF HE COMES ANYWHERE NEAR ME! Ok? Ok.

Just to be clear, I am not afraid of death. No far from it. Hell, I'll head right into it and I'll even pay the toll. I will even enjoy the ride there, but I will fight to prevent it.

Huh? Then, what am I afraid of you ask? Well, read on and find out what a God is scared of... Hmm? I'm not a God? Nope, you are correct. But I may as well be, right? I need my self-esteem or else I have nothing.

I know I am not a God. I am not perfect. I'm the farthest thing from it. But I strive to be good. To help the innocent and the helpless. I have been hailed as a God before for my deeds back in Aleroth.

If not a God, I strive to be a Saint. This isn't Rivellon. I'm no God. I'm just an alien. A foreigner in a hostile and unfamiliar place, right?

ANYWAY. Enough rambling, let's continue shall we?

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My name is Orion and I'm a human, well sort of. I have a condition. That condition has led me to have to be under the care of military scientists. And yet I find myself in a place I don't belong.

This is a story of how I got here. I hope you enjoy it.

Based after season 2. I wanted to make a HiE story and this is what came out. I still need critisism though. Im still bad at writing.

There should be weekly updates. Oh. And there will be no clop unless someone eles wants to write it. Also some bad languege.

Cover art done by Dysyndicate

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Equestria. A world plagued by monsters. Their cities protected by magical shields, ponies afraid to step beyond the borders.

Four mares, friends for years and students of the powerful alicorn princesses, they possess the means to fight back.

And at their side, a dragon of unparalleled power. Sealed away for a thousand years, he is awakened by the very mares he now fights beside. But can he be trusted?

And what does he mean by "I'm not really a dragon?"

My own entry for the 'Displaced' series of fics. While I know they tend to have a dubious reputation, I'll try my best to provide you all with an enjoyable fic that brings the worlds of MLP FiM and Final Fantasy together.

Swords, sorcery and an awesome story. What more could you want?

Generously edited by Thadius0 he also providded much inspiration for this fic.

Edit: Featured the same day I posted the fic ; 6/02/16. Thanks so much guys and girls. I love you all~

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An Abyss Watcher’s soul is torn from the whole, sent flying through reality upon the event of a Great Betrayal.

Finding himself within an entirely new world, he discovers a new purpose under the guidance of the moon, charged with the protection of her subjects. It is something to hold onto, to resist the Undead Curse for at least a little while longer.

However, a darkness rises again in the Frozen North, seeping into all that is good. The old king of Shadow, Sombra, will challenge the Watcher’s newfound connection with this world and its princesses.


A Dark Souls 3 Crossover.
Takes place during the middle of Season Three.
Edited by The Dark Soul.

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[Note: The story will get Gory later chapters, not exaggerated gore just for corpses and small kills.]
Confound these FIM fics! They drive me to make fanfics of colorful equines… Gun Dammit!
Just another Human Me in Equestria, since I know you people love them so much… Yeah, kind of an Asshole in Equestria. There will be bad jokes, good jokes, dark as F**k jokes, action, romance, sadness, sexy bitches (not you winona), paranoia, ninjas, vampires, zombies, all the good stuff in one epic story.

And the fanfic comes with his own miny Grimoire! Isn’t this exiting! Oh yea I forget to tell you guys this fanfic will use serious real magic used in our planet (If you believe in Wicca, Voodoo, and GodNorris).

Here’s the Plot (not sexy Celestias plot… mmm, who wouldn’t tap that).

Vincent is just a normal Shy Necromancer who is sent to Equestria by mistake to obey Nightmare Moon and help her archive her goals. The problem is everything goes to the drain and Vincent is forced to live in Equestria, till he is strong enough to go back to planet earth.

In the meantime will he be able to survive without vodka, will he still end up been an Asshole, will he find true love, will he learn the magic of friendship, and were the hell did he get that Headless Horse! All will be answer as soon you start reading!

Warning this fanfic may cause: Paranoia and Mind F**K
[Not a Clop fic… unless you are willing to help me with that]

Last I am not the owner of Mlp or other references: they each belong to their copyright owners.
This is just fan made.

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King Arthur, recently crowned, isn't quite ready to sit down for his reign, so Merlin decides to take him on an adventure to a land called "Equestria"
Here he will find the drive to be king, and lead his subjects with a kind and pure heart.

Edit, April 1st (but is not an april fools joke, I swear.) title card replaced
The wonderful title art comes from artist WhiteFangKakashi300

Here is a link to his Deviant Art page, give him some love, he deserves it! > http://whitefangkakashi300.deviantart.com/

Featured on October 23, 2015. Thank you guys so much for your support!

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