//------------------------------// // Zecora Curse... NO! // Story: Not so Evil Hobo Necromancer // by NecromancerX69 //------------------------------// [Incoming transmission from the Ragnarov 'Inferno' class Titan ship] [Click Me] Random soldier: Commander's on deck! NecromancerX69: MY FRIENDS! ITS BEEN ONE HELL OF A WILE SINCE I POST SOMETHING AROUND HERE! I AM TERRIBLY SORRY FOR IT! MY REASONS... RARITY PROCRASTINATION AND SINS OF A SOLAR EMPIRE: REBELLION BETA! Random soldier: Commander! NecromancerX69: ALSO DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH THE COMING DIABLO III IT WILL TAKE ME MORE THAN A WILE TO RETURN IF I GET MY HANDS ON THAT PRECIOUS! Random soldier: COMMANDER! NecromancerX69: WHAT MAGGOT!!! Random soldier: We receive orders to bombard one of the Advent planets! NecromancerX69: I AM SORRY MY FRIENDS BUT TIME IS SHORT AND THOSE PLANETS WONT BOMB BY THEMSELVES! BEFORE I GO HERE THE LATEST CHAPTER! THANK MY FRIEND ZEPHYR FOR THE PRE-READ! I LOVE YOU ZEPHYR!!! NecromancerX69: FULL SPEED AHEAD MAGGOT! Random soldier: Sir! Yes! Sir! [Transmission Lost...] “LoL WooT…” Normal talk “LoL WooT…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk. “LoL WooT…” Thoughts, Inner talk. Colt: Adult pony Mare: Adult pony Filly: Girl pony Foal: Boy pony Chapter 15 Zecora Curse… NO! [location… Palace/ Night Guard Barracks] 20 minutes later… “CONGRATULATIONS MAGGOTS YOU NOT ONLY DEFEATED AN URSA MAJOR AND SAVED PONYVILLE! YOU HAVE WON MY TRUST AND THAT MEANS YOU GET PROMOTED!” Said Vincent to the Night Guard as they kept in line and smiled. “THE PROMOTION IS BEGINNING TO REPLACE THE POST OF THE DAY GUARDS WHO HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THE NIGHT DUTIES FOR MANY YEARS!” Said Vincent smirking. “ALSO YOU EARNED A NEW NAME! CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE NO LONGER CALLED MAGGOTS! YOU ARE CALLED FROM NOW ON CHICKENS!” Said Vincent with a very evil smile. “WHAT?!?” Said the Nightguard in unison. “YES YOU ARE NOW NAMED CHICKENS UNTIL YOU CAN WIN A BETTER NAME! ALSO ACCORDING TO MY CHARTS AND HEADLESS HORSE OBSERVATIONS IN YOUR TRAINING! WE HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT CANDIDATES FOR NIGHTMARE MOON'S PERSONAL GUARDS!” Said Vincent. Even if the night guard is angry for the new name, they do wish to serve Nightmare Moon and are eager to know who win such position. “THE NAMES ARE!” Vincent’s Slender mane and Headless Horse started to clop making the sound of a drum effect… “PRIVATES ROY & ARMSTONG! STEP FOWARD!” Said Vincent, making one Pegasus and one unicorn step forward with smiles on their faces. “YOU ARE THE WORST CANDIDATES AND I JUST WANTED TO POINT THAT OUT!” Said Vincent making the privates feel really embarrassed and head back in the line. “PRIVATES LUKE AND JAN! STEP FORWARD!” Said Vincent making the bat pony brothers step forward with fear on their faces that he might say something like he did with the last two. “CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE THE NEW PERSONAL GUARDS OF THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!” Said Vincent making both of the brothers hug each other, they always wished to win such position for the honor of the bat families. “YOU ARE STILL CALLED CHICKENS!” Said Vincent killing the mood. “THAT IS ALL! GO GET SOME REST! EXCEPT YOU ROY AND ARMSTRONG GIVE ME 20! AND YOU LUKE AND JAN MEET ME TOMORROW AT FIRST DUTY HOUR IN FRONT OF THE PRINCESS' CHAMBERS FOR INTRODUCTION!” Said Vincent to the guards before leaving them for the day… he still needs to check how his newly made zombies are doing. Once Vincent was heading outside to return to his home he was stopped by the sight of a male Zebra waiting outside the night guard barracks. The Zebra never saw anything like Vincent before and was starting to have second thoughts of the very idea to join the guard. After what he heard of a griffon joining them it lifted his spirits in joining the guard. Now he was just in shock… “Can I help you?” Said Vincent raising an eyebrow to the terrified Zebra. “I-I-um…” Said the Zebra a bit scared. “Oh right I forgot.” Said Vincent deactivating his fear miasma. Now the Zebra felt like a huge weight was lifted from his shoulders and could now talk more calm. “I- I wish to join the night guard!” Said the Zebra a bit loud. “Wait, wait, wait… aren’t you going to speak in rhymes?” Said Vincent to the Zebra not believing what he was hearing. “Rimes? Why is it necessary?” Said the Zebra to Vincent not understanding him one bit. “What I mean to say is. Don’t you Zebras speak in rhymes all the time?” Said Vincent interested to know the answer. “Nope we don’t speak in rhymes, unless the speakers are poets I guess…” Said the Zebra. “Oh well, thank you gentlecolt for the info.” Said Vincent. “You are welcome.” Said the Zebra smiling. “As a reward for the answer…” Vincent activated is miasma again. “WELCOME TO THE NIGHT GUARD MAGGOT ENJOY YOUR STAY! COME BACK TOMORROW TO BEGIN THE PAIN!!!” Said Vincent. “Yes… sir…” Said the Zebra in a wimp… [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery/ Crypt (Vincent’s home)] Dawn… As soon Vincent arrived to the Cemetery he could hear some screams coming from the crypt… oh no… Vincent hurried and enter the crypt as fast as he could and found the problem… “Master! Help Edward!” Said D to Vincent while she pointed one of her hooves to Edward who was being bitten by the zombie ponies Vincent recently made. “Delicious tofu!” Said one of the zombie ponies as they kept biting the poor vampire. “Stop biting Morgan he is not tofu!” Said Vincent to his zombies. “Awww…” Came from the zombies. “Here have some tofu!” Said Vincent throwing bubble gum made of tofu into their mouths . “Well that will keep them entertain for a while.” Said Vincent. “Why do I always end up in problems?” Said Edward getting up from the floor with teethmarks all over his body. His pirate costume was bitten too. “Because you are pale like a sperm, no wonder why they thought you were tofu. Go outside and get some sun, you need it.” Said Vincent to the vampire making him get out of the Crypt a bit angry. “What happened with the guard? Did they beat the Ursa?” Asked D from Vincent. “Wow, it just happened last night and you already know?” Asked Vincent back. “News move quickly in Canterlot.” Said D. “Fine by me, more propaganda for the Night guard.” Said Vincent. “Did you told them?” Asked D in behalf of the batponies. “Sure, the bat brothers will meet the princess this night.” Answered Vincent to D. “I knew those two were special.” Said D drooling a bit. “Focus Juliet. There are things that need to be done.” Said Vincent to D. “Like what?” Said D. “Train the zombies…” Said Vincent as he saw some of the zombies bump into each other or chew furniture. “Take note D this will head to my first book called how to train your zombie.” Said Vincent to D as she grabbed a note pad with a quill. “Step one. Manners!” Said Vincent with a smile. One of the zombies burped… “This will take the full week…” Said Vincent. [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Nightmare Moon's quarters] Dusk… Outside of Nightmare Moon's quarters was Vincent having a last minute talk to the bat brothers before they meet princess Nightmare Moon. “OK CHICKENS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! OBEY HER NO MATTER WHAT AND PROTECT HER AT ALL COST IS THAT CLEAR?!?” Said Vincent to the bat brothers. “SIR YES SIR!” Said the brothers in unison. “GOOD!” Said Vincent now knocking on the door of Nightmare Moon's quarters. Once he did that the door opened to reveal two cute earth pony maids. “Nightmare Moon is waiting.” Said one of the mares. “Good, chickens follow me.” Said Vincent to the bat pony brothers entering the quarters. Inside was Nightmare Moon resting on her bed and reading a book at the same time, but once she found Vincent with the guards she closed her book. “Hobo! It’s been a while.” Said Nightmare Moon to Vincent. “I know my princess.” Said Vincent bowing a bit with the night guards. “There’s no need for formalities my friend. Who are they?” Said Nightmare Moon observing the bat ponies. “These chickens have won the opportunity to serve you as your personal Night guard escort.” Said Vincent to Nightmare Moon. “Chickens?” Said Nightmare Moon not knowing what he means. “It's their code isn’t that right chickens?” Said Vincent to the guards. “But I do hat-*ow*” Something was going to say Jan only to be kicked a bit discreetly by his brother Luke. “I mean yea we are proud of being chickens!” Said Jan smiling sheepishly. “Anyway, they will protect you from everything and help you in anything you ask them. Just about anything.” Said Vincent winking. Nightmare Moon blushed a bit form what Vincent was suggesting. “Well I bet you wish to talk to them in private and I have zombies to train, see you later Nightmare.” Said Vincent exiting her quarters. “Zombies?” Said Nightmare Moon, not really wanting to know. Nightmare Moon spend the rest of the night talking with her personal guards about Vincent’s training and trying to know each other so they can become friends of her not just guards… [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Dining room] The morning… Nightmare Moon arrived to the dining room followed by her own bat guards. “Stay here and wait for me.” Said Nightmare Moon to her personal guards as she entered the dining room where her sister was probably having her own breakfast at this hour. The Night guards remain standed next to the day guards… man this looked like a competition of who makes less noise… than a coffin… Dining room… “Sister are you here?” Asked Nightmare Moon as she entered the dining room. “I am here!” Said a very happy Celestia hided behind a tower made out of pancakes. “Come and get some, they are delicious.” Said Celestia as she took bites from the tower. “No, thanks I am ok. Also I am here to ask you if I can talk with Doc?” Said Nightmare Moon. “How do you know of Doc?” Asked Celestia as she kept biting her tower. “Most of the staff talk about him.” Said Nightmare Moon. “What do you need from him?” Asked Celestia again with a face filled with syrup and pancake. “I need him to make a harmless monster.” Said Nightmare Moon. “What for?” Asked Celestia not really caring. “You see my night guard has the rank of chickens and they wish to no longer be called chickens. The only way to do that is fighting a giant monster.” Said Nightmare Moon. “Very well I will talk to Doc and see what he can do.” Said Celestia. “Thank you sister!” Said Nightmare Moon before heading outside to go to sleep as she works night time. “You are welcome!” Said Celestia who just finished eating every single bite from her pancake tower. “This is going to be fun.” Said Celestia teleporting to her secret lab. [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Throne room] one and a ½ week later… Vincent in human form entered the throne room, he was followed by his personal headless horse and six zombie ponies dressed in purple armor. “I have arrived as fast as I could Celestia. What is the situation?” Said Vincent to Celestia who was seated on her throne. “I have been informed there is a dragon resting nearby and releasing a lot of smoke, that will cover Ponyville and Canterlot for a hundred years if no one intervene.” Said Celestia to Vincent. “Don’t tell me you want me to deal with the dragon?” Said Vincent. “Yes.” Said Celestia. “Sorry can’t do your highness.” Said Vincent. “Why not?” Said Celestia surprised. “Because if I deal with the dragon I could cause Equestira to end up breaking our relations with the dragons.” Said Vincent. “Remember Celestia, I killed one and for a good reason, if I killed another one I will end up called dragon born.” Said Vincent. “What do you mean?” Said Celestia not following him. Vincent to answer her, put on his hipster glasses. “It's a FusRoDah reference you probably never heard of it but it's bad anyway. So I suggest you to send Twilight and her friends instead.” Said Vincent. “Vincent… This is Twilight we are talking about vs a giant dragon to say the least.” Said Celestia. “Oh… I place you a bet, if they deal with the dragon and come back unharmed from it. You will dress for a week in a maid suit.” Said Vincent smirking really evilly. “And if I win?” Said Celestia raising an eyebrow. “I will dress only a red thong for a week.” Said Vincent, that suggestion almost make her nose bleed. “DEAL!” Said Celestia. “Deal.” Said Vincent approaching the Princess and shaking hands with hooves. Three days later same Throne Room… Entering the Throne room is the ambassador of the Prance(France) kingdom. “Lord Omeletdufomash! Ambassador of the Prance kingdom!” Said one of the day guards introducing a gentlecolt dressed in the typical Prance clothes which is a striped shirt, and a béret on top of his head. “Princesse Celestia est été tout à fait un moment que je ... pourquoi vous vous habillez dans un costume servante? Said the Fancy pony. “Don’t ask...” Said Celestia really embarrassed and dressed in a tight maid suit, it made her flank look big and sexy. [Location... Ponyville/ Library] three weeks later… Not much happened during the weeks except less training for the night guards and more duty in their different posts from town guards to palace guards. Vincent finished training his zombies, now they are perfect for whatever they are needed from house cleaning to guard duty. The problem is that the training of the guards and the zombies made Vincent lose concentration and now he needs to find somepony willing to teach him how to get a very perfect mind balance… Inside Ponyville library during the storm at night… Twilight, Rarity and Applejack were around a small firefly lamp that illuminated very little of the library giving it a spooky feeling… “And just when the last pony though she was safe. There standing right behind her, just inches way, was… The Headless Horse!” Said Twilight to her friends. Then she cover her face quickly with a cloak to scare her friends. “AAAH!” Give a small scream Rarity and Applejack as they hugged eachother from the scary story Twilight told them. Twilight lifted the cloak from her face and was about to go check on the ghost story part of her first slumber party… only to be interrupted by… “Did you call…” Said a sinister telepathic voice in their heads… They turned to the source just to find Vincent's Headless Horse in front of the door of the Library with axe in hoofs. “AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!”The girls scream in unison. “Hey Twilight!” Said a voice behind the Headless Horse, it was Vincent in pony mode entering the library. “Brother! Hobo!” Said the girls as the lights turned on, watching Vincent all wet from the rain with only his Headless Horse also wet from the rain. “Sorry to arrive all of a sudden sister. I was about to head to the Everfree Forest until this storm appeared out of nowhere.” Said Vincent to Twilight. “There is no problem. Care to join us to the slumber party?” Said Twilight to Vincent. “I would love to but that is for fillies and not for colts.” Said Vincent to the girls. “Nonsense you are joining us and that is final!” Said Twilight for she need help with the behavior of both Applejack and Rarity. “Lool wut?” Said Vincent not knowing what he got himself into. [Since I am such a lazy bastard I will post just two parts of the slumber party] [Horror stories] “We were telling horror stories to eachother, care to share one brother?” Said Twilight. “Fine…” Said Vincent. “This is the story of a place known as the Internet…” Said Vincent with a sinister voice… 20 minutes later… “And that is what rule 34 means in 4chan…” Said Vincent to the girls finishing his horror story. “I didn’t need to sleep anyway…” Said Applejack to herself. [Truth or Dare] “Hey Applejack! Truth or dare?” Said Vincent to Applejack. “Truth.” Said Applejack for she just saw what he did to Rarity in the dare… Rarity was forced to kiss Applejack in the lips… Applejack liked it… “Are you a marecudler?” Said Vincent to Applejack with an evil grin. “Oh this is a good one.” Said Rarity willing to know her rival's dirty secrets. Twilight was still blushing from what happened between Applejack and Rarity… “I-I…” Said Applejack speechless and pale for such a question. “Come on Applejack, we promise we won’t tell any pony.” Said Vincent really willing to know. “Pinkie promise…” Said Applejack almost in a whisper. “HA! I knew it!” Said Vincent. “Wait I haven’t told you I like them yet!” Applejack said only to quickly close her mouth with her hooves. “You fell for it. Don’t worry I Pinkie promise, isn’t that right girls?” Said Vincent to Twilight and Rarity. “Yeah darling there is nothing to be ashamed of.” Said Rarity. “We promise.” Said Twilight. “Thanks…” Said Applejack. “Any mare in particular?” Said Vincent smirking evilly. As soon he said that a certain rainbow appeared on her thoughts making Applejack blush madly. “NOPONY!” Said Applejack a bit angry and still blushing… [Location… Everfree Forest/ Zecora's Hut] Two weeks later… Once morning arrived in Ponyville after Twilight's slumber party, Vincent headed to the Everfree Forest to find something. Yet he didn’t told Twilight why he headed to that dreadful place, and every time Twilight asked him he kept telling her “spoilers”. It’s been two weeks since Vincent entered the Everfree Forest, yet even if Twilight know he can take care of himself, she really worried about him, especially with that Zebra who cursed her and her friends (poison joke)… The mane 6 were looking for Applebloom since she entered the Everfree Forest in look for Zecora. Right now they were in front of Zecora Hut… “♪ She is an evil enchantres and she makes evil dances. ♪” Fluttershy was singing Pinkie's song with her heavy voice thanks to the effects of the Poison joke. “Twilight isn’t that your brother?” Said Rarity as they observed the insides of Zecora's Hut trough one of the windows. “Brother is there?” Said Twilight looking the inside but not seeing him. “On top of that bamboo.” Said Rarity, pointing with one of her hoofs to a bamboo that was located a bit far away from Zecora’s cauldron. On top of the bamboo is Vincent in pony mode upside down with his head balancing on the bamboo. “Brother!” Said Twilight with worry… maybe she is indeed an evil enchantress. Her thoughts were interrupted by a very small earthpony riding backwards a rainbow pony. “I am coming Applebloom!” Said Applejack entering the hut by storm and starting to cause a real mess inside the hut with Rainbow Dash. Zecora made some strange mumblings as Applejack and Rainbow Dash destroy her hut. Her attention was directed now to the rest of the mane 6 who were at her door. “What have you done to my brother and Applebloom?!?” Said Twilight as she kept observing Vincent on top of the bamboo not moving one inch. They got in a small fight with Zecora until Applebloom come back with the herbs Zecora needed for the cure of Poison Joke, then all was settled and peace was made… but. “Ok… I understand… But what about my brother?” Said Twilight to Zecora as she saw her brother on top of the bamboo. “Ah, my apprentice. He is just sleeping… again.” Said Zecora with a deadpan face as she saw Vincent. “Wake up!” Said Zecora to Vincent with a loud voice it made him wake up and fall on the floor from lost of concentration. “Hey! I was practicing!” Said Vincent until he saw Zecora’s hut turned into a big mess. “What happe- never mind…” Said Vincent as he saw the mane 6 under the effects of the poison joke. “If you didn’t sleep too much, you could have help me.” Said Zecora. “I was practicing…” Said Vincent. “What are you doing here brother?” Asked Twilight to Vincent. “Oh, I have come to find somepony willing to teach me the art of perfect meditation, and who is better for the job than Zecora.” Said Vincent. “You knew her?” Asked again Twilight. “Ya, good times…” Said Vincent. “We just recently meet.” Said Zecora with a face hoof. [Warning insane amounts of fail rimes ahead… What! I suck at rimes don’t blame me.] [Flash back] Two weeks… “Step back horror of horrors, you must stay outdoors!” Said Zecora to Vincent in pony mode as she treathed him with her bamboo. “Why? I am only asking for your help in meditation.” Said Vincent. “Your aura stinks of death and you are followed b death.” Said Zecora as she saw Vincent's Headless Horse. “Well duh, I am a necromancer.” Said Vincent. “I don’t know what that is, and as it is, you are not welcome in this hut for ever more.” Said Zecora to Vincent still angry. “Well I am not leaving. I am going to stay here until you teach me meditation.” Said Vincent taking seat in front of her hut. “You are not even a pony, you monster thing.” Said Zecora. “Hey! I am a human.” Said Vincent releasing his form and turning into human. Man by the size it makes Zecora get nervous. “Leave now you fool or I will make you leave by force!” Said Zecora with her bamboo inches away from Vincent… Vincent just closed his eyes and sat on the ground with his arms closed. “Nope.” Said Vincent. “Fine stay there, but don’t ever believe you are welcome here.” Said Zecora closing the door of her Hut… One Week later… Vincent is still seated in front of Zecora hut with eyes closed. It’s been a week already and she is tired of watching him seated in front of her home… if she didn’t lived in a world of ponies she might have called the cops by now. And what worries her more is that he didn’t eat a thing ever since he arrive… She gave up…. Opening the door of her hut she approached Vincent. “If I teach what you want, will you leave me the way I want.” Said Zecora standing in front of Vincent… until… “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” Vincent was asleep. Zecora's sweat dropped. “Fool of fools wake up!” Said Zecora making Vincent jump out of fear. “Where’s the fire!” Said Vincent looking his surroundings only to find Zecora with a facehoof. “What I say was! If I teach what you want, will you leave me the way I want” Said Zecora again to Vincent. “Sure.” Said Vincent smiling. “Then get inside.” Said Zecora now smiling a bit allowing him to enter her home. Days passed making Zecora warm up to Vincent realizing he is evil but not as evil as a dragon or a demon. They ended up getting along just fine until… “Hey Zecora, I wanted to ask you. Why do you speak in rhymes?” Said Vincent to Zecora making her get quiet. Zecora knowing her herd is not very recognized in Equestria she came up with a lie… “That’s the way my tribe speaks, it makes us proud of it.” Said Zecora to Vincent. Sadness could be clearly heard from her voice. “How strange I meet a zebra the other day who wished to join the night guard and he didn’t spoke in rhymes… Care to explain my friend?” Said Vincent as he saw Zecora with a bit of a shocked face. “I-I…” Zecora knowing she was caught could do nothing than cry… “Zecora. What’s wrong?” Said Vincent approaching Zecora. “Fine… you got me and my pity lies… I am cursed to rhyme for eternity.” Said Zecora. “What do you mean?” Said Vincent because he felt bad for Zecora. “This is the story of a versed filly who love to live in Zebrica. Until she was cursed by a devil lily and forced to flee to Equestria. For rhymes are symbols of bad luck. Seeing it as a crime her family forced her to leave what she called once home. Ever since she tried day and night to find a way to break the curse, just to always end up empty hoofdy.” Even if she brake the curse the evil who did it is still out there waiting to place it again. A never ending nightmare for the little filly cursed by a devil lily.” Said Zecora finally. Vincent was quiet for a while until he exit her hut without a word… “Hobo of fools…” Said Zecora as she saw him leave, maybe he knows about it and chose to stay away from her because of the same curse… Next day at midnight… “Zecora!” Came from the door of Zecora's hut. Walking slowly towards it was Zecora with bags under her eyes. “Hobo of fools it's already midnight and giving me one hell of a fright.” Said Zecora until she saw it. “Why did you bring an egg-” Before she could continue talking she was interrupted by Vincent entering her hut. “Hobo what do you want?” Said Zecora. “I am here to lift your curse with this lemon and egg.” Said Vincent as he took one of Zecora’s jar and filled it with water. “Fine…” Said Zecora. Then Vincent did a limpia to Zecora or what many people call Mexican Santeria or dark magic to clean curses and hexes from people. Once it was over… “Is it over?” Asked Zecora only to realize she is no longer talking in rhymes. “Yea it's over.” Said Vincent as he cracked the egg and dropped the contents in a glass of water just to find the egg was filled with foul bile. “Is that?” Said Zecora as she sees the glass of water with the foul egg content. “Yes that is your curse.” Said Vincent now with a wave of his hand burning the contents leaving only ashes. “H-how can I ever repay you for releasing me from such curse?” Said Zecora glad to know her suffering is finally over. “Friends.” Said Vincent smiling to her. “Friends it shall be.” Said Zecora with a smile. [Flash back end…] “And that’s how Equestria was made.” Said Vincent. “Pfpfpfppfpff.” Pinkie Pie tried to say ‘hey!’ “Maybe one day I will tell you how I meet Zecora. Till later sis.” Said Vincent exiting the hut. Both Zecora and the girls gave a light chuckle. Except Pinkie Pie... [Location… Canterlot/ Secret Lab] 4 days later… In a blink of a flash appeared Celestia with Nightmare Moon inside the steam punk looking lab that belongs to Celestia private crazy scientist Doc. “So this is the famous secret lab.” Said Nightmare Moon in amazement as she looked many strange gadgets and pipes releasing steam. “Not so secret if everypony talks about it.” Said Celestia to Nightmare Moon. “Doc. We came as you ask!” Said Celestia raising the voice inside the lab. “I am right here!” Said the brown unicorn known as Doc. From where used to be the Princess' Hammer of Dawn Cannon… Now the place was replace with a giant machine thing powered by crystals and pointed to a chicken tied in middle of the room. Once the Princess approached… “Why is there a chicken tied in middle of the room?” Said Nightmare Moon. “That is the monster you asked me to create.” Said Doc. “A chicken… is this some sort of joke?” Said Nightmare Moon. “Nope, watch.” Said Doc as he approach the chicken with seeds on his hoof. Once he fed the chicken with it, it grew bigger. “You see this is a special chicken that grows every time it feeds so if you give it enough food you get a giant monster chicken rampaging the towns.” Said Doc. “Excellent with this the Night guard will have the opportunity to prove what are they made of.” Said Nightmare Moon. “You sure this is a good idea?” Asked Doc. “Don’t worry I will release it inside the Everfree Forest, nothing can go wrong.” Said Nightmare Moon. [Location… Entrance of the Everfree Forest] 3 days later… At the very entrance of the Everfree Forest was Pinkie Pie sending the parasprites inside the Everfree after all the damage they caused to Ponyville. “You did it Pinkie Pie.” Said Rarity as she saw Pinkie Pie dealt with the parasprites. Then the girls apologized to her from what happen and not listen to her… but something more sinister is going to happen in the Everfree Forest… [Location… Everfree Forest] Present time… It was Nightmare Moon with a small cage of the enhanced chicken made by Doc. “This looks like a nice place.” Said Nightmare Moon as she released the chicken almost near the entrance of the Everfree Forest. “Go and do a good job.” Said Nightmare Moon with a smile knowing a chicken will be harmless and turn into a perfect opportunity for her new friends to prove what are they made of to Vincent. Once she watched the chicken disappear in the forest, Nightmare Moon teleported back to the castle after a job well done. With the chicken… It's devouring the parasprites Pinkie Pie led in the Everfree Forest and it's starting to grow quickly… “Scotalooo.” Said the chicken. ‘Translation’ “Soon.” Said the Chicken really evilly. [Miny Grimoire Time!] (During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it) o) Limpia (It’s in Spanish because I am evil!)… Ingredientes: 1 Huevo 1 Vaso de cristal transparente Agua (la necesaria) 1 Limón Procedimiento: Se pone agua en el vaso hasta la tercera parte. Se toma el huevo y el limón juntos con la mano derecha y se limpia a la persona empezando por la cabeza y se forman cruces al momento de pasar por la frente, el pecho, las manos y cada una de las piernas. El limón se tira a la basura y el huevo se parte y se vierte en el vaso. Lo que aparezca en el vaso será el mal que tenía la persona, esto se tira al lavabo del baño y se deja correr el agua para que se aleje todo ese mal. Haz esta limpia una vez a la semana. [GUIA GENERAL PARA INTERPRETAR EL HUEVO EN EL VASO CON AGUA] Si la yema está en el fondo y la clara está limpia no tienes mal de ojo o hechizo. Si la clara forma una cruz te han hecho un trabajo de brujería que está enterrado. Si aparecen burbujas en el agua sí tienes mal de ojo. Si en la yema hay dibujado un ojo, tienes envidias y estás siendo espiado/a. Si aparece una mancha de sangre, tienes hecho un trabajo de brujería de lo peor. Si el agua está oscura, tienes hecho un trabajo de brujería para que todo te salga mal, padezcas enfermedades, infidelidad y problemas económicos. Las formas alargadas se refieren a hombres y las formas ovaladas a mujeres que te hicieron la maldad. [Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed. Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you being an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc. Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K Hope you like this chapter my friends have a good day and hopefully there will be next chapter next week on time... Thank you Zephyr!