Still... Thank my friend Zephyr for the Pre-read, and hope you like this chapter.
Thank you Zephyr!!!
it begins...
I only have one excuse for getting late with the new chapter... (Click Me)
Still... Thank my friend Zephyr for the Pre-read, and hope you like this chapter.
Thank you Zephyr!!!
it begins...
“LoL WooT…” Normal talk
“LoL WooT…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk.
“LoL WooT…” Thoughts, Inner talk.
Colt: Adult pony
Mare: Adult pony
Filly: Girl pony
Foal: Boy pony
Chapter 17
The Painful Truth… NO!
[Location… TARDIS/ Fixing the 4th wall] 1 day later….
“Well that was hard to fix but it will hold for now.” Said the Doctor in human form, his family is also in human form by exception of Pinkie Pie.
The Doctor along with his family and Pinkie Pie spent the full day fixing the 4th wall that was about to consume Equestria. Sadly it cannot be fully repaired so for now they just patched the problem… it will hold for a while.
At the moment Sparkler and Dinky were playing with each other to see who paints better the wall, and Derpy was having a nice talk with Pinkie Pie as they also kept painting the wall.
“I can already picture the face Lyra will make as soon I tell her I can have hands.” Said Derpy.
“That silly filly, I am surprised she didn’t bother Vincent by now with the hand thing.” Said Pinkie Pie.
“I heard it was because he scared the hell out of her when she was about to ask him of his hands.” Said Derpy back to painting the wall.
“Really? What happen?” Said Pinkie Pie now facing Derpy.
“Well.” Said Derpy with hand on her chin…
[Flashback…]
“OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! A real Human!” Said Lyra as she bounced toward Vincent like a filly who just earned her cutie mark.
Vincent as soon he saw her…
“You got to be kidding me pal, she actually is as insane as the fanfics claim. What do I do, what do I do!?” Thought Vincent for he definitely don’t like the idea to be bothered by the hand lover called Lyra.
Then something twisted came to his mind to save the day… He waited patiently giving his back on Lyra… as soon she was in hearing range.
“Oh. How much I love my hands I feel like strangling the hell out of somepony.” He said it while using a miasma that give the feeling he was some sort of psycho.
Lyra as soon as heard him saying that and feeling the miasma, she quickly changed direction and ran for her life.
“Well that will do for now.” Said Vincent laughing evilly a bit, but by knowing her she will be back. Maybe by then he will be willing to tolerate the hell out of her.
[Flashback… end]
“I will have to scold him when I get back.” Said mentally Pinkie Pie.
“That Vincent fellow is a nice guy isn’t he? Even if he is a bit scary sometimes.” Said Derpy.
“Yea…” Said Pinkie Pie smiling a bit.
“I know that face.” Said Derpy with a grin.
“What are you talking about?” Said Pinkie Pie.
“You are in love.” Said Derpy with closed eyes and still smiling.
“What?! No! How can I be in love with that sweet, super mac meany pants!” Said Pinkie Pie blushing furiously.
“You said sweet.” Said Derpy teasing.
“…” Pinkie Pie got quiet for a while until…
“Oh… alright, I do like him…” Said Pinkie Pie not really wanting to admit it, she was definitely blushing as she said this to Derpy.
“There is nothing wrong to fall in love Pinkie.” Said Derpy now back to paint the wall.
“But he is evil! How can I fall in love with something is completely the opposite of me!” Said Pinkie Pie.
“Opposites attract, Pinkie Pie. If you don't believe me, you can ask the Doctor.” Said Derpy smiling.
“He is still evil… and I doubt he will ever notice me…” Said Pinkie Pie now with flat mane…
“He will. You just need to keep talking with him, just the way I meet the Doctor.” Said Derpy as she remembered delivering mail to the Doctor in his clock shop while he lived in Manehattan, also finding any excuse to visit the Doctor and have nice talks with him.
“I guess it won’t hurt to try.” Said Pinkie Pie now finishing painting the wall.
Sadly… Pinkie Pie didn’t realize something evil escaped from the said wall like some sort of dark red mist and entered her body before she could even sense it with her Pinkie Sense…
“Soon you will be mine Pinkie Pie.” Said the mysterious red mist to itself hidden inside Pinkie Pie's head until the time is right. The mist sound twisted and feminine… who could it be?
[Location… Ponyville/Iron Pony Competition] 3 weeks later…
Once Pinkie Pie finished the work with the 4th wall she headed back home to work with the Cakes as always, while the Doctor and his family will keep traveling for a while and then return to their everyday jobs in Ponyville.
Vincent spend a great deal of time working on his latest creation… a golem made out of blood and flesh, it looks like a grown up buffalo but it’s actually a pony with lots of different pony skins and bathed in chicken blood. The spirit controlling the body of the blood golem belongs to a strong earth pony guard who died pathetically during battle. He told Vincent that he wished to return from the grave to prove he is actually willing to protect Equestria at all cost and redeem himself from not doing a good job back when he was alive.
At least Vincent’s work is clean and perfect; Vincent can bring the golem with him and not leave a trail of blood in his path as its body is specially designed to absorb blood from its victims and not waste same blood.
Of course Vincent asked permission of the spirits of the owners of the bodies he used on his experiment first before working on it, and they gladly allowed him to use the bodies, after all they didn’t need them anymore.
Right now Vincent (in pony mode) is in Ponyville during the Iron Pony Competition to see Applejack compete with Rainbow Dash to see who is the best athletic Pony. Vincent was followed by his ‘new creation' he named Red and D. The ponies enjoying the show weren’t scared at all from Vincent’s latest creation, because he used a miasma spell on his golem to make every pony feel safe around it and not get scared.
Vincent sure enjoyed the show but also he could see clearly as day that Applejack was eyeing Rainbow Dash once in a while in a lovely manner without her knowing and also Rainbow doing the same with Applejack.
“Ding, ding the AppleDash ship is about to sail. Now all I need to do is ignite that spark of love.” Said Vincent mentally and smiling a bit evilly for he definitely likes the idea of them falling in love.
A bit away from him Pinkie Pie was watching Vincent intently because she knows that he is up to something thanks to her Pinkie Sense. Also wondering if it's actually a good idea to fall in love with something that is evil to the bone…
She did tried to talk with Vincent about random things as she always do and even offering the cakes to help deliver herself the pastries he orders from Sugar Cube corner. Yet he is like always with his mind in the clouds, yes he talks with her back, but again mind in the clouds to notice her.
Vincent not staying to finish watching the competition for he knows Dash will win, he chose to retire to start placing bets on certain Alicorn princesses. And find a way to make the ship became reality.
“You are leaving Hobo?” Asked Rarity from Vincent as she saw him leave.
“Yea I need to start making bets for the running of the leaves competition. After all I already know who will win this Iron Pony Competition.” Said Vincent as he walked away.
“Oh really?” Said Rarity raising an eyebrow.
“*sniff* Is that a bet I am smelling?” Said Vincent now facing Rarity.
“Depends. Who you think will win?” Said Rarity smirking a bit.
“Rainbow Dash will win.” Said Vincent.
“Ha even if I like Rainbow Dash, Applejack is a veteran in this kind of competitions, she will win for sure.” Said Rarity.
“Well then. What do you want to bet miss Rarity?” Said Vincent.
“I don’t know. What can you offer me?” Said Rarity like a business pony.
“Mmm… I have lots of bits. And I need a Suit for the coming Grand Galloping Gala.” Said Vincent smirking evilly.
“How many bits are we talking about?” Said Rarity.
“Enough to buy all Ponyville.” Said Vincent.
“Your overconfidence will be your doom Hobo. I accept the bet.” Said Rarity extending her hoof with a grin.
“Like wise Rarity… likewise…” Said Vincent smirking evilly shaking hoofs.
Once he released Rarity's hoof he teleport back to Canterlot with his minions… this is going to be perfect.
[Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Gardens] 1 hour later…
Vincent in human mode was having a nice conversation with the princesses of the coming running of the leaves until…
“BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!” Some lady like pony screamed from far away it reached the palace.
“Hehe, I win a free suit.” Said Vincent smiling in triumph.
“What was that?” Said Nightmare Moon.
“Nothing important I assure you.” Said Vincent to Nightmare Moon.
“So we are going to bet Hobo or not?” Said Celestia to Vincent.
“Yea this is a small bet of who could win, either Twilight Sparkle, Applejack or Rainbow Dash in the coming running of the leaves.” Said Vincent.
“What are we betting here?” Said Nightmare Moon.
“Whatever you wish to bet.” Said Vincent.
“Mmm…” Nightmare Moon was in deep thought.
“If I win the loser will be painted in pink for a week!” Said Nightmare Moon.
“Sounds good to me.” Said Vincent smirking.
“If I win the loser will become my maid for a week!” Said Celestia.
“If I win the loser will dress in Japanese like school girl uniform!” Said Vincent.
The princesses stared at Vincent…
“You will see it when you lose.” Said Vincent overconfident.
“Well even if I have hope in my precious student, I know she can’t be match for Rainbow Dash. So I bet in favor of Rainbow Dash.” Said Celestia.
“That’s a bit cruel of your part dear sister, I bet in favor of Twilight Sparkle.” Said Nightmare Moon.
“Wait… WHAT!” Thought Vincent mentally, until he saw Nightmare Moon stick out her tongue to Vincent in an innocent cute way.
“Damn I forgot she can read my mind...” Said Vincent knowing he will end up in pink for a week no matter what, for he knows Applejack will tie with Rainbow in last place.
“I bet for Applejack…” Said Vincent no longer interested in the bet.
[Location… Ponyville/ Running of the leaves] The next day…
Princess Celestia and Nightmare Moon were present during the competition while Vincent in pony mode followed the race closely without any of the competition knowing by flying on his undead dragon plus miasma of invisibility.
Vincent sure had to admit it was awesome the race and even better by being there to see it firsthand or hoof as they say.
Also he could see closely that both Applejack and Rainbow Dash each enjoyed their views when either one was behind the other observing intently the flank of their rival.
“This is going to turn gold by the end of the day.” Thought Vincent wickedly… or pink for him…
Once the race was over Celestia was clearly displeased with Rainbow Dash with her lack of effort in the race… after all she bet for her, but luckily for her she was able to disguise her deception with her royal tone of voice and presence in front of her subjects.
“Now unfortunately that the two of you have been busy tricking each other shaking down leaves many of the lovely trees of Equestria still have leaves.” Said Celestia… also holding saying bananas to both of them and sending them to the moon for said disappointment…
“Ready for another race Rainbow?” Said Applejack to Rainbow Dash.
“I would love to stretch my legs!” Said Rainbow Dash excited.
So both sprinted again to finish the job and enjoy each other's company as they ran again no longer competing with each other.
But Vincent… Had other plans in mind… Following closely Rainbow Dash and Applejack was Phoenix implanting thoughts in the mares' mind to open each other by giving them a bit of dirty thoughts of their lovely rival… Vincent was right behind their trail on top of his dragon waiting for what he always wanted… a real AppleDash ship.
What Vincent didn’t know is that other pony was also behind his tail, Pinkie Pie without Spike was following Vincent as she can’t be tricked by Vincent’s miasma… remember she is Pinkie Pie so screw physics.
“What are you planning Vincent?” Thought Pinkie Pie as she followed Vincent on her balloon.
With Applejack and Rainbow Dash…
“Think of her wonderful figure you always dream at night.” Said a very familiar whisper inside Applejack's head.
“She is strong and has a very nice figure, even better than Spitfire.” Said the same whisper only now inside Rainbow Dash's head.
Both mares kept looking at each other as they run close to each other, blushes can be seen clearly on their faces making them look the other way out of embarrassment. Yet that voice keep taunting the mares… it made them get closer to each other as they run… closer… closer… until… both stop…
They… both… can’t hold it anymore… they looked at each other.
“Rainbow...” Said Applejack blushing furiously.
“Applejack…” Said Rainbow Dash also blushing madly.
“I… You…” Said both at the same time.
“You go first…” Said Applejack.
“Nonono. You go first…” Said Rainbow Dash.
With Vincent…
“Damn this is so cliché… Me gusta.” Thought Vincent as he saw the mares below him, his thoughts were interrupted by a balloon parking next to him in flight.
“Pinkie Pie. What are you doing here?” Said Vincent in a whisper, he didn’t wished to blow his cover.
“What are you planning Vincent? I have a new Pinkie Sense and it tells me it is because of you.” Said Pinkie Pie on her balloon, at least she is not talking strong enough for the mares below them to hear them.
Vincent jumped off of his dragon and landed in Pinkie Pie's balloon.
“I am playing cupid.” Said Vincent to Pinkie Pie in a whisper also with a hoof on his mouth telling her to shush.
“Cupid?” Said Pinkie Pie.
“Didn’t you know Applejack loves Rainbow Dash and Rainbow loves Applejack?” Said Vincent.
“Oooooh. I didn’t know.” Said Pinkie Pie smiling.
“Well, I am helping a bit to make them fall in love.” Said Vincent now back to watch them.
With Applejack and Rainbow Dash…
“I have something to confess Rainbow… I- I love you…” Said Applejack but the last part said it in a whisper Rainbow didn’t hear.
“What did you say Applejack?” Said Rainbow Dash.
“Tell her.” Said that whisper inside Applejack head.
“I love you! Ever since you moved in Ponyville I can’t stop thinking about you!” Said Applejack with fear in her voice that she will not take it kindly.
“Applejack… I also have something to confess… I fall in love with you ever since I meet you.” Said Rainbow Dash getting closer to Applejack.
“Y-you mean it?” Said Applejack with hope in her voice.
“I. Mean. It.” Said Rainbow Dash now standing in front of Applejack.
They both closed their eyes and moved their heads close to each other giving themselves a tender kiss… Their very first kiss.
With Vincent…
“Nail it.” Said Vincent after such a success he no longer cares if he will end up painted pink for a week.
“Awww they look so cute each other.” Said Pinkie Pie happy for her friends.
“Pinkie Pie can you help me in a mini prank?” Said Vincent.
“Oh. I love pranks sure.” Said Pinkie Pie.
Back with Applejack and Rainbow Dash…
Once they ceased the kiss.
“This is the best day of my life.” Said Rainbow Dash excitedly.
“Mine too Rainbow.” Said Applejack.
Until they were rudely interrupted by a certain duo with a megaphone.
“♪ I kiss a mare and I like it! Taste of her apple chopstick! ♪” Sang Vincent with Pinkie Pie.
“Hobo!” Said Applejack.
“Pinkie!” Said Rainbow Dash.
The mares looked clearly mad for being interrupted.
“Sorry I couldn’t hold myself girls. Congratulations by the way.” Said Vincent smiling to both of them.
“Yea you two look so cute with each other!” Said Pinkie Pie with joy.
It made both mares blush.
“Wait! You know what this calls for?!?” Said Pinkie Pie.
“Wait Pinks!” Tried to say Rainbow Dash.
“A PARTY!” Said Pinkie Pie disappearing with her ballon at top speed it could rival Ranbow Dash… Vincent was left suspended in the air until…
“Oh snap…” Said Vincent before he fall to the ground.
Once he was on the ground he lift his face and asked them…
“When is going to be the wedding?” he said with a wicked grin.
His answer is a good buck in the face and could almost swear he heard ‘HENTAI!’.
“Rainbow!” Said Applejack.
“What! He deserves it for spying.” Said Rainbow Dash.
“Now, now Rainbow you know there is no need to use violence.” Said Applejack approaching Vincent all knocked out.
“Then what do you suggest?” Said Rainbow Dash.
“A rope.” Said Applejack finally.
20 minutes later…
Vincent awoke rudely by a bucket of water on his face and he was tied to one of the many trees in Sweet Apple Acres.
“I am sorry for this partner but Rainbow and me want some answers.” Said Applejack to Vincent.
“I just found really strange that whisper that told me things in my head of Rainbow Dash and she told me she also heard it. If I remember well I hear that whisper before and that was when you came to ask me to get help.” Said Applejack now with suspicion.
“Care to explain?” Said Applejack.
“Fine… it was me. Well not technically me but one of my minions that has the ability to implant thoughts inside everypony's mind.” Said Vincent.
“Then all this time…” Said Applejack.
“Well with the apple-season thing it was necessary because you really needed the help, and I used it this time on both of you because I know you love each other, so I just speeded the things a bit quickly, after all I approve AppleDash fics.” Said Vincent.
“What is that supposed to mean?!” Said Rainbow Dash.
“That you love each other and I play the role of epic Cupid.” Said Vincent.
“No! The AppleDash fics what is that?” Said Rainbow Dash. Strange she is more aggressive than usual.
“That my friend is a secret I can’t reveal until you get permeation of Celestia.” Said Vincent with a bad poker face… they won’t like to know the real truth.
“Then we will ask for it! But for now… Applejack care to join me on a small stroll.” Said Rainbow Dash sweetly to Applejack.
“Sure thing sugar cube.” Said Applejack now walking with the rainbow pegasus, talking with each other and exchanging a few kisses here and there.
“What about me?” Said Vincent still tied to a tree…
[Location… Ponyville/ Library] 1 week later…
Later that night Vincent was released from the tree thanks to Big Macintosh who found him during his night strolls… Sadly Vincent missed the party of AppleDash.
This week was full of humiliation for both Celestia and Vincent… They spent the week painted in pink. At least Vincent enjoy teasing Celestia by calling her Pinklestia. Also Vincent treated his own night guard… if they dare to chuckle just a tiny bit because he was painted pink… their heads will roll the ground. The only ones who didn’t bother to shut their laughs were the Zombies he made…
It took that same week for Applejack and Rainbow Dash to convince her friends in asking Celestia of the biggest secret he was holding from them. Twilight already approved of the idea for she was curious, Rarity wasn’t so interested in it but in the end she was convinced along with her friend Fluttershy even if she knows ‘curiosity kill the cat’ as she say, and ‘some secrets are best to never be known’. Pinkie Pie already knows, still her friends will learn the truth sooner or later so she also accepted to help them.
Once they sent the letter to the princess they received the answer…
“Are you sure?” Said Twilight out loud so her friends can hear what’s the princess answered.
“Yea! We are sure!” Said Rainbow Dash.
“Very well.” Said Twilight answering the letter with a yes and sending it back.
Seconds later the letter arrived.
“Are you really sure?” Said Twilight reading the new letter.
“Of course we want to know.” Said Twilight answering the letter and sending it.
Seconds later again the letter was answer.
“Are you really, really sure?” Said Twilight reading the letter.
“Oh my… it must be seriously important if she keeps asking that…” Said Fluttershy starting to think this was a bad idea.
“Well… it can’t be that bad, maybe the princess is just playing with us.” Said Applejack.
“Anyway.” Said Twilight answering the letter and sending it.
Seconds later the letter was answer again…
“Are you really, really, really sure?” Said Twilight…
“OF COURSE WE ARE SURE!” Said Twilight with Rainbow Dash. Sending the letter again…
Seconds later the letter was answer finally…
“My faithful student and Elements of Harmony… You have permission to ask Hobo of the biggest secret of our existence, also you are free to beat the hay out of him if you feel like so. Yours truly… Princess Celestia.” Said Twilight finally.
“Beat him? What for?” Asked Rarity unsure of what to make of it.
“It… can’t be that bad…” Said Twilight with a bit of fear.
“Well what are we waiting for? Let’s go find him!” Said Rainbow Dash already heading to the train station.
“Right behind you!” Said Applejack following Rainbow Dash.
The rest of the girls were right behind them.
While Pinkie Pie…
“This is not going to be good…” She thought.
[Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery] 1 hour later…
Vincent was busy inside the crypt trying to heal poor Edward from another Molestia attack.
“Well Morgan look at the sparkling side I get to practice healing magic thanks to you.” Said Vincent.
“Very funny master…” Said Edward not amused.
Until a knock came from the door of the crypt.
“Mmm… I wonder who could that be?” Said Vincent to answer the door… as soon he opens it…
“Your pizza sir.” Said a pizza delivery colt.
“Oh boy, my apple pizza thanks man.” Said Vincent handling bits to the colt.
“Have a good day sir.” Said the colt walking away from the Cemetery. Vincent was about to close the door until he saw the mane six entering the Cemetery.
“Hey girls! Just in time for the pizza!” Said Vincent even that he didn’t know they will come today.
“Brother… We need to talk…” Said Twilight as she gave the scroll of Celestia to Vincent.
Once Vincent finished reading it… That Trollestia…
“Very well, you are free to get inside.” Said Vincent welcoming the mane 6 to his home.
Once inside they were scared a bit by a well-dressed, dark yellow maned, green unicorn colt with a line of staples crossing his face.
“Madams welcome to the crypt of master.” Said Zombie butler.
The insides of the crypt was fascinating almost like a small mansion only built underground. They were at the moment in the living room, in it they could see several hanged paintings of macabre figures on it, and several armors of ponies decorating the place. In middle of the room there is a luxurious black sofa set and a few candleholders on small tables. The tea table looked exquisite in black if it wasn’t for the skulls it décor on top.
The girls took seats and waited for Vincent as they saw him entering one room that says undead infirmary.
Inside the infirmary…
“Morgan, I need you to do me a favor and take the minions with you to your house, only for today.” Said Vincent.
“Why? What happen?” Said Edward.
“Some truth is going to be revealed, it’s going to hurt me a lot and believe me you don’t want to stay here when the hay hits the fan.” Said Vincent.
Edward not wanting to know more, quickly headed to warn the minions and leave the place…
Minutes later…
Vincent finally standed next to one of the many décor armors… ready to tell the girls the truth now that his minions were sent to safety…
“Very well… I shall tell you exactly what I told Celestia and Nightmare Moon the day I returned from Sleepy Hoof.” Said Vincent to the girls as they were paying attention to him, they were at the moment drinking a delicious tea he made.
“We are all… fake…” Said Vincent.
“What do you mean fake?” Said Twilight…
Vincent with a bit of regret told them everything he remember of how they are a show made for little girls in his planet to how the Brony community got hook to watch the show… along with some truths he couldn’t hide from them… rule 34…
“You are lying! There is no way we are fake!” Said Rainbow Dash really pissed.
“That is horrible!” Said Rarity.
“No way!” Said Applejack also getting pissed.
“This must be some sort of mistake!” Said Twilight.
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were quiet.
“*Sigh*… I can prove that you are a show for girls…” Said Vincent finally.
“Then show us…” Said Applejack with fear… she doesn’t wished to believe it… hopefully it's just a really bad joke…
Vincent headed to his room… once he returned… in his hands were the keys of his house on planet earth… with a cute little hanging figure of Pinkie Pie…
“Is that what I think it is?” Said Twilight…
“Yes sister this is one of the Mc Toys they made out of the show… The only funny thing I can find is that they keep painting Celestia in…” Vincent saw the faces of the girls all sad…
“Pink…” He said finally.
“Cheer up girls is not so bad, I am also fake and that brings hope to my people.” Said Vincent.
“You know what… You are right partner… We should be glad to exist… In a way...” Said Applejack finally making many of the girls smile.
“Now… about that Rule 34.” Said Applejack finally… making many of the girls get seriously angry and if not a bit or more disgusted.
“Fire when ready…” Said Vincent as he started to sweat out of fear.
1 hour later…
The living room was upside down with almost 80% of the furniture and decors destroyed and Vincent… man they buck the hell out of him… it was Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and a bit Twilight, she kind of hold herself back.
By now they just left him to his demise and hell they didn’t wish to speak to him ever again…
Maybe Twilight will forgive him later on… maybe… but Applejack and Rainbow Dash they certainly don’t wish to talk to him ever again, or see him in their lives. Rarity… well he is still her costumer but she will talk to him only in business and no more… after all she is in for the money.
Undead Infirmary…
Inside the infirmary was Fluttershy patching Vincent up with the best of her experience also with a bit of help of Pinkie Pie.
“Why?” Said Vincent a bit weak for the pain that reach every ounce of his body…
“Did you say something brother…” Said Fluttershy.
“Why didn’t you hurt me… I… I… thought you were going to be the killing blow…” Said Vincent to Fluttershy.
“Well… I kind of also like… clop… so I don’t mind…” Said Fluttershy a bit embarrassed.
“What… do you… mean?” Said Vincent.
“I work selling clopbooks… Medicine for my animal friends is not free you know…” Said Fluttershy blushing madly.
“Really?... I didn’t know… what’s the name of your books…” Said Vincent.
“Make-Out Equestria…” Said Fluttershy finally.
“Then you wouldn’t mind if I- OW,OW,OW!” Said Vincent as Fluttershy twisted his harm a bit if not much in pain. Then she angrily told him…
“Don’t push your luck. Also I am very disappointed in you for what you did.” She said with a voice that scared the hell out of him.
“OK! OK! I YIELD!” Said Vincent.
“Good.” Said Fluttershy smiling again and continue patching him.
“What about you Pinkie Pie, why didn’t you hurt him? If that’s ok with you…” Said Flutershy to Pinkie Pie who was a bit busy bandaging Vincent.
“I already did.” Said Pinkie Pie cheerfully.
[Flashback…]
“Wait before you go… Can you and the girls ever forgive me for what I did back at home?” asked Vincent.
His answer was receiving a good buck in the groin by Pinkie Pie.
“BOOM HEADSHOT!” Somepony said in the background.
“Yes I forgive you. Happy now?” Said Pinkie Pie with a smile while Vincent hold his family jewels.
[Flashback end]
“Oh I see…” Said Fluttershy as she finished applying the last bandages on Vincent.
“There… you will feel fine in a month or two…” Said Fluttershy to Vincent.
He looked like a mummy from the many bandages…
“Thank you Fluttershy… you too Pinkie Pie.” Said Vincent.
“That’s what friends are for.” Said Pinkie Pie cheerfully heading outside with Fluttershy.
Vincent was left alone in the infirmary to think on what he did…
“Buck my life…” Said Vincent… now that he was a bit angry he got up all sore from the pain and pick a small doll he made of Celestia… with nails on the side… time to play Voodoo.
[Miny Grimoire Time!]
(During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it)
o) Ghost persuasion spell…
I already say I can’t share this information…
o) Voodoo Doll…
Voodoo dolls are a double edge weapon. I recommend you to use them with caution. Also Voodoo dolls are not only to curse ppl but they can also be used to heal or bring good luck.
Now before we start remember: Black silk is for curses and Withe for Heal or personal purposes.
You will need:
>Two pieces of white/black silk around 30cm-30cm
>A needle and thread
>Herbs of your choice (optional)
>Cling film (optional)
>Hair of Victim or yours (depending on the doll)
>Small picture with the face of the Victim or yours (again depending on the doll)
Gather a lot of white silk, or if you're designing the doll specifically for bad intentions, black may work better, and begin to mark out where you are going to cut out a human like figure about 15 cm tall. Mark out the legs and arms, head etc.. ( have 2 pieces of silk, one on top of the other so when you cut it out it will match up to the second figure.
Begin to sew the poppet with thread the same color as the doll, make the stitches in the poppet really small and with a 2-3mm gap between each stitch maximum. Start sewing from one side of the waist all the way round to the other side of the waist if you are stuffing it with herbs, this will make it easier and the herbs will not fall out whilst you are stitching the rest.
Stuff the bottom half of the poppet with either Clingfilm or an herb of your choice, make sure you stuff it well. Make sure to use herbs suited to your intentions.
Once you have stuffed the bottom half fully, you can carry on sewing, you have just stuffed the bottom part now so you do not have trouble stuffing it right down later. Sew up to the head. You can now stuff the rest of the poppet with more herbs if you wish (less mess).
You may want to decorate your poppet, with symbols and runes. Maybe you just want to make it look more lifelike. Also don’t forget to add the hair where it belongs and the picture in the face of the figure.
(optional)
For better effect is recommended to bury the doll inside an empty jar. And if is cursed doll make sure to add lots of pins for pain!
o) Magical Herbs…
For the ‘Herbs of your choice’ from the above spell.
>Bay leaf - Protection, healing, purification, strength, visions.
>Basil - Love, protection, wealth, forgiveness.
>Belladonna - Illness, death, curses, sex.
>Cedar- Healing, purification, protection, wealth, love.
>Celery- Sleep, lust, psychic powers.
>Lavender- Peace, purification, protection, sleep.
>Oats- Wealth.
>Sunflower- Physical health, fertility, desires.
I will update this one later on since I don’t remember too well the effects with other herbs.
[Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed.
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Before you go! I have an important announcement!
I hear that some of you complain a bit with the rush I have been giving in my fanfic(is minimum the rushed parts).
The problem is if I don't rush my fanfic it will turn into the full story of my life (bigger than the bible or less in chapters). So I rush the unimportant parts... but if you wish... I can't start my fanfic from scratch again with full detail of what happen with no rush at all... This I might do it in a future (if I feel like giving any bucks...). Still hope you like this chapter...
And for those who are following 'Brink' and 'Behold' I will post new chapters very soon (Tomorrow or friday).
Have a good day my friends and take care!
Thanks again Zephyr I love you!