//------------------------------// // Make Out Equestria... NO! // Story: Not so Evil Hobo Necromancer // by NecromancerX69 //------------------------------// Honest truth... This chapter was supposed to be publish last week but with the new Summer Carnival of Killing Floor... I end up busy getting that awesome Mr. Foster Steampunk playable character. I REGRET NOTHING!!! Well hope you guys like this chapter and thank my friend Zephyr for the pre-read. Thanks Zephyr! It... begins... Circus Patriarch(KF).- "DRUM ROLL PLEASE!" NecromancerX69.- "Shut up furcoat!" “LoL WooT…” Normal talk “LoL WooT…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk. “LoL WooT…” Thoughts, Inner talk. Colt: Adult pony Mare: Adult pony Filly: Girl pony Foal: Boy pony Chapter 18 Make Out Equestria… NO! [Location… Canterlot/ Random Book Store] 2 days later…. Vincent in pony mod was un-ceremonially kicked out of the seventh book store this day… It was just yesterday when he could really heal himself from the pain inflicted by most of his ex-friends. Thanks to the power of earth healing and the energy of a few canterlot snobs he absorbed with his psychic vampire ability, these few things helped him heal himself in record time... “Never come back you sick pervert!” Said a unicorn mare with glasses before closing the door of her book store with a slam. “What is wrong with you ponies! I only ask for the name of a book and you just kick me out!” Said Vincent getting up from the floor and shouting at the closed door of the bookshop. “Sensei?” Said Somepony nearby to him. Turning around he found his best friend Fancypants. “Fancypants how have you been?” Said Vincent giving Fancypants a hoofshake. “Everything is the usual, you know, the parties, the nobles and my love Fleur de Lis... I must ask. Why did they kick you out of the book store my friend?” Said Fancypants. “I was looking for a book. I just give the name of it and they kicked me out.” Said Vincent. “What is the name of the book?” Asked Fancypants. “Make-out Equestria.” Said Vincent. Fancypants blushed like hell after hearing the name. He made a signal to Vincent to follow him to a more private location to talk about it. “Do you know that book is kind of banned from Canterlot… at least from the libraries and bookstores…” Said Fancypants still blushing as he walked. “Banned? Why? It can’t be that bad?” Said Vincent walking alongside Fancypants. “You really don’t know then… the rumors behind those books…” Said Fancypants. “Rumors? I don’t know what you are talking about, Fancy. I just learned a friend of mine writes it, so I got curious and chosed to buy it.” Said Vincent. “YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE AUTHOR!” Shouted Fancypants surprised, it made a few of the nobles that were walking on the streets to look at them. Fancypants grabbed the hoof of Vincent and dragged him to an empty black alley. “What was that for?” Said Vincent. “You. Know. The. Name. Of. The. Author?!” Said Fancypants. “Yea it’s a friend of mine.” Said Vincent. “Sensei those books are legendary and the author is completely anonymous. Many will die for the name of the maker!” Said Fancypants. “I-I didn’t know that. Wait did you say books?” Said Vincent. “Yea, Make-out Equestria is a clopbook series. It’s very unique any time a book comes out it disappears from the store shelves!” Said Fancypants. “Wow… Do you have the books?” Said Vincent. “Oh my goodness, no, Fleur will kill me if she finds me reading one of those, no, I learn of them from most of my noble friends and they do buy them all the time. Sometimes they tell me a spoiler or two of the book. I do say it's quite interesting from what I have heard.” Said Fancypants blushing a bit. “Well thanks for the information Fancypants.” Said Vincent. “You are welcome my friend, but can I ask for the name of the author?” Said Fancypants. “Well… I will ask her first and see if she agrees to give her name.” Said Vincent. “Very well… wait did you say he is a she! Wow I can’t wait to tell my friends about this discovery.” Said Fancypants clopping his hooves together. From there they parted ways, Fancypants headed to another party made by one of his many noble friends. While Vincent needed to head back to the barracks, it’s almost night time… [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Barracks of the Night Guard] Dawn… The night was over… and the night guards were leaving their armor and headed out to wherever they go after work... “Gilda can I have a moment with you?” Said Vincent in human mod to Gilda. Gilda somehow was a bit surprised, her commander wasn’t shouting in his royal canterlot voice to her. “Sir. Yes. Sir!” Said Gilda still in midnight armor uniform and saluting. “Good! Meet me in my office.” Said Vincent heading to his small office where he arranges all the paperwork of the night guard and where he likes to sleep while his guards warm up in painful exercises… after all… who doesn’t love to sleep while he/she hears the pain of the recruits?... Gilda followed her commander, a bit nervously… “Did he found about that Pony I beat really badly in my last patrol… or about that mare I molested!” Thought Gilda with fear. Entering the office… Vincent sat down on his comfy chair and motioned Gilda to take seat… She took it… Vincent could see clear as day she was trembling in fear… “Gilda I wanted to ask you abo-” Vincent was going to say something to Gilda, only to be interrupted by her. “It’s all true! I did it! I beat that pony in my last patrol! And I molested a mare! I am not apologizing for the last one but. Please commander don’t punish me!” Said Gilda covering her face with her claws. Vincent was left with an open mouth… He closed it… “No Gilda. I wasn’t going to ask you about that. Thanks for informing me anyway.” Said Vincent. “Buck, buck, buck, buuuuuuuck!” Thought Gilda. “I am… Willing to forgive you of what you did if, and only if! You tell me where can I buy Make-out Equestria?” Said Vincent to Gilda. “You are joking?” Said Gilda. “No. I am not joking and I know you love to buy certain toys thanks to my minion D. So you must at least know where I can get this kind of books…” Said Vincent. “I- I- I have all the books… You can get them in ‘E621’, it's a bookstore located in Fillydelphia or in ‘Smack that flank’ is a hidden pornshop located here, in Canterlot.” Said Gilda blushing madly… just thinking about those books… “Well hope you don’t mind to take me there, will you?” Said Vincent. “But, but, I, fine…” Said Gilda knowing he will punish her for what she told him if she doesn’t take him shopping… [Location… Canterlot/ Smack that flank] 1 hour later… Vincent followed Gilda in pony mod to the secret pornshop… who could say it was located a few blocks away from Edward's home… No wonder where Molestia gets all the material she uses on the vampire. “Well this is the ‘Smack that flank’. I am not going inside with you. Our deal ends here.” Said Gilda to Vincent. “Hehe. Are you scared of being found with me entering such an explicit shop?” Asked Vincent teasing Gilda. “No! It's just that one of the guards works here and I hate that guy. Now if you excuse me.” Gilda said as she took flight leaving Vincent in front of the shop. “Well... no going back now…” Said Vincent entering the shop. “Welcome to ‘Smack that flank’. Where everything fits no matter what.” Said a cream colored unicorn stallion with red mane, sitting on a small chair behind the counter as he read a playcolt magazine. He said it in a bored tone, not caring if the costumer hear him or not. Vincent recognized the maggot reading the magazine… “ATTENTION!” He shouted in royal canterlot voice, making the magazine reading unicorn to fall on the floor out of fear and stand up quickly. “C-ccc-commander! What are you doing here?!” Said the unicorn with fear. “Silence Cream! I am not here to boss you around. I am here looking for a book.” Said Vincent to the night guard named Cream. “Sure Commander. What’s the name of the book?” Said Cream. “Make-out Equestria.” Said Vincent. “Oh… Aisle five is the book section, you will find it there.” Said Cream. “Thanks Cream.” Said Vincent as he headed to the so called aisle five. Minutes later… “Wow this place is bigger than a doujinshi shop.” Said Vincent as he saw all the books they sell. A very few of them made him blush… man to think ponies aren’t as innocent as the show claims. Finally he found the books he was looking for… but there was something strange… this part of the aisle smelled fishy… he picked up the first book of Fluttershy's series and read the intro along with the first two chapters… Some minutes later… “Wow… that was…” Said Vincent closing the book only to realize… he had an erection and dropped a bit of money on the floor when he read it… “WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!” Screamed Vincent making the very few costumers in the store hear him... “Peach, it's your turn to clean up the mess…” Said Cream to his sister who was a red unicorn mare with cream mane. “Fine…” Said Peach not amused, picking up the mop, but as soon she picked it up, she heard something fall hard on the floor. Turning around she found her brother Cream, knocked out on the floor, with a huge bag of bits on his face. Also she could almost swear she saw a costumer exit the building with lots of books and saying something like ‘shut up and take my bits’. [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery/ Crypt] Minutes later… Vincent was about to enter the cemetery with the books he just bought. Only to find a sign on the gate way that says: 'Looking for a good time? Look for the third crypt on the right after entering the cemetery.' “Not this again.” Said Vincent heading to his home quickly. His crypt is in the middle of the cemetery. As soon he entered his home… “Master it's so good to see-” Something was about to say the zombie butler only to end up his hooves filled with books. “Stitches, take these books to my room! That zombie is at it again!” Said Vincent heading out as soon he left his books. “That Kitty… I don’t know how can she even feel pleasure if she is already dead.” Said Stitches the zombie butler as he tried to take the books to his master's bedroom… man the books are too heavy they ended up making his front legs unstitched and fall on the floor with the books… “Just what I need it…” Said Stitches looking at the mess of books on the floor with his front legs buried under said books. Outside his home, Vincent entered the crypt that was marked on the sign just to find a skyblue unicorn mare zombie with light green mane sitting on the stone grave inside of said crypt. “Kitty. What did I tell you about screwing around with the living?” Asked Vincent like a father, scolding his child. “That they could catch rigor mortis…” Said the now named Kitty lowering her head in shame, it made her look cute even if she was a zombie. “Then why are you posting that sign again in the gateway of the cemetery?” Said Vincent. “I can’t help it! It’s so fun to mess with the living!” Said Kitty in protest. “Kitty…” Said Vincent. “Yes master…” Said Kitty. “To your room. No tofu tonight.” Said Vincent. “But master…” Said Kitty. “No buts young lady. To your room.” Said Vincent pointing one of his hooves to the exit of the crypt. “I am older than you…” Said Kitty almost as a whisper as she left the crypt still looking to the floor. “And you come out now. Yes you the one behind the grave.” Said Vincent to the stallion that was hidden behind the grave Kitty was sitting. “Please don’t call the guards I didn’t know she was sixteen!” Said an orange unicorn stallion noble with blue mane, getting out from hiding. “That will be the least of your problems. Come with me to my personal infirmary just to make sure you didn’t catch rigor mortis.” Said Vincent leaving the crypt with the stallion behind him… [Location… Ponyville/ Library] Two weeks later… During the first week Vincent was very busy working with a few unicorns of the night guard in the creation of a complex security system made out of dark magic that is able to warn them on time in case of any attack on Canterlot or any Equestrian city. So far it’s a room with a huge crystal ball floating in middle of it with the map of Equestria marked on the crystal, but the ball itself is nothing more than solid black magic that just looks like if it were made out of crystal. The second week Vincent received his suit via ponymail from Rarity. After all he won that bet; the suit itself is nothing more than a Victorian suit with a goth twist. Vincent got to admit, he felt it better receiving the suit via ponymail than personally from Rarity after what he told them… That same week Nightmare Moon kind of scold Vincent a bit after finding out that the sudden change of luck in the princess of the sun was his fault. By change of luck it means that voodoo doll of Celestia he made just to give epic bad luck to the princess of the sun; Example… the other day Celestia was walking around the garden only to end up covered in pink paint that fall on her out of nowhere. Vincent sadly told Nightmare Moon the reason behind the voodoo doll incident… About what he told his friends and what happen after that… He even believed they will never speak to him again by exception of Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie… Nightmare Moon assured him that everything will be fine as long he apologies to his friends for his bad behavior… She was right… even if Vincent was still embarrassed about what happened, he has to at least give it a try and head to Ponyville to set things right… if they ever forgive him… He was at the moment in front of the Library in pony mod taking one deep breath before knocking on the door… “Ok… there goes nothing…” Said Vincent now knocking on heaven’s door… and to his luck it was Twilight who opened it instead of Spike… “Oh… it’s you…” Said Twilight and for the look of it she was still angry… “Twilight… I am here to apologize… I know what I did was wrong and… I CAN’T DO THIS!” Said Vincent only to disappear in front of Twilight out of embarrassment thanks to his invisibility spell that was activated out of pure instinct. Twilight could still see him even with his invisibility spell and for what she could see he was clearly embarrassed and really sad for what he did. Twilight thought about him in the past weeks… about the things he told them… but she also remembered all the good times she spent living with him all these years… if he was really a mean pervert, he could have try to do something when they were kids or youngsters, but he never did it… And here it is, apologizing to Twilight for what he told them… “I am sorry…” Said Vincent again even if he is still invisible. Twilight looked at him one last time… making a small smile she hugged his invisible body. “Twilight…” Said Vincent not expecting that. “I forgive you brother.” Said Twilight… This made Vincent also hug Twilight back, making his invisibility spell drop as he cried a bit. “I am so sorry… Please forgive this stupid fool, good for nothing…” Said Vincent again. “Hey there is no need to act that way, I forgive you. We all make things we regret once in a while.” Said Twilight to Vincent. “I was afraid that you will never speak to me again…” Said Vincent. “It's ok… but you will have to compensate for what you did.” Said Twilight with a smile as she released Vincent from the hug. “I will do anything.” Said Vincent glad to know he won Twilight back even if he felt kind of bad to break himself that way in front of her. “Good. You will help me investigate the strange behavior of Pinkie Pie’s sense.” Said Twilight. “I got to go, I think I left the oven on.” Said Vincent as he tried to walk away only to be held by Twilight's magic. “Oh no, you are helping me investigate Pinkie Pie’s behavior and that is final.” Said Twilight dragging Vincent inside the library with her. “Somepony help me.” Said Vincent before the library door was closed. Vincent knew about the ‘Feeling Pinkie Keen’ episode… it wasn't just impossible to study Pinkie Pie but also really painful… At least he kept Twilight safe thanks to Edward and Headless Horse, he brought them on this dangerous study quest. While Edward was the tank and ended up filled with pain because of the Pinkie premonitions, Headless Horse was the support, keeping them safe by watching their backs… Vincent didn’t even know there was a Pinkie sense that could predict a Manticore will try to eat them as they try to study the crazy pony. Exhausted from their study quest with a few scratches here and there, by exception of poor Edward… (He was completely torn down…) They stumbled upon a certain apple farmer carrying some apples in a basket. “Hey Applejack.” Said Twilight approaching her best friend with Vincent and his minions behind her. “Howdy Twilight, what happened? Why are ya all so messy? And what is he doing here?” Applejack said the last part with anger in her voice. “Oh you see, we were trying to study Pinkie Pie's behavior in the name of science but as you can see it was kind of hard, and if it wasn’t for my brother I could end up really badly injured. Also I believe he has something to tell you.” Said Twilight to Applejack. Vincent stepped forward, also a bit messy because of what happened. “Applejack… I wish to apologize. I know what I did back home was wrong and… well… I am not very good with words but I can tell you that I am really sorry. Hope you can ever forgive me and if not I don’t blame you…” Said Vincent honestly to Applejack. Applejack looked at Vincent, up and down… “Well partner you will need to try harder than that if you want to convince me, I am still angry for what you did with your fancy magic to mind control me and Rainbow.” Said Applejack. “You what?!” Said Twilight now looking at Vincent. “Long story…” Said Vincent a bit sheepish. “Hey guys. What is going on in this thread?” Said Pinkie Pie appearing out of nowhere, joining in the conversation. “Hehe, I was just trying to apologize to Applejack for what I told you girls.” Said Vincent chuckling a bit because of what Pinkie told them. “Oh! Oh! You have apologized! So that means you are best friends again!” Said Pinkie Pie with joy. “Now hold your horses Pinkie, I am still not forgiving Hobo especially after what happened with his fancy mind control spell.” Said Applejack. Now Pinkie Pie's face changed to one of scold and she looked at Vincent. “Vincent I expected better from you. Now apologize for what you did to Applejack this instant.” Said Pinkie Pie angrily to Vincent. “But-I-fine… Sorry for mind controlling you Applejack...” Said Vincent in defeat, even if he actually will never regret using that spell on her. “And Rainbow.” Said Applejack. “And Rainbow Dash… Sorry…” Said Vincent. Applejack looked at Vincent and smiled a bit. “I forgive you, Hobo.” She said, now fully smiling. “What? Really?” Said Vincent with joy. “Yea but I am still keeping my eyes on you.” Said Applejack still not convinced to forgive Vincent so easily. “Wee! Now we are all best friends again!” Said Pinkie Pie with joy only to be interrupted by her Pinkie sense which made all her body shake. “Woooooo nooooowwwww ttttthiiiisssss iiiissssss aaaaa doooozzzzzyyyy.” She said, shaking. “What is going to happen sugarcube?” Asked Applejack as she saw her friend shake. “I don’t know. Never happened before and whatever that shudders about is a dozy. Something you never expect to happen is going happen.” Said Pinkie Pie as she started to shake some more. “And it's gone happen at Froggy Bottom Bog!” She continued. “Oh no. That is where Fluttershy went.” Said Applejack. “Then there is no time to lose. We better make sure she is alright, my friends.” Said Vincent only to be interrupted by Edward falling on the ground. “Oh Morgan, sorry, I forgot about you. You deserve a rest after a good work done. Headless please take Morgan home, will ya.” Said Vincent to both the Vampire and his Headless Horse. “Yes master.” Said his Headless Horse as he picked up Edward from the ground and took him home. “Now that everything is under control we can go search for Fluttershy.” Said Vincent to the girls as they nodded and headed to Froggy Bottom Bog. Twilight was still not convinced about her friend's sense but that sure will change before the end of the day. [Location… Froggy Bottom Bog] 1 hour later… It took them an hour to reach the swamp on hoof. The place was very muddy and well… was a swamp anyway… Vincent still in pony mod was starting to hesitate a bit on coming as he knew there is a Hydra that will try to devour them and without the safety of his minions or spirits to his command, he will not be able to perform the necrosis spell he used on the dragon of the dark swamps, he needed the victim to stay still in order to use such a forbidden spell. Sure he could also try a polymorph spell but the creature is too big, the spell will break very easily and he definitely doubts a miasma of fear might work on a fearless monster. Finally his spell of turning ponies or monsters into stone needed time to be casted. “This will not go well…” Vincent thought it took them some minutes to find Fluttershy still releasing the toads she brought with her to relocate them here because of overpopulation or something. Applejack gave a small gasp of relief for knowing Fluttershy is ok and also Pinkie Pie was really glad to find her friend safe… but unlike them, Vincent already knew what was going to happen so he just kept is eyes focused on the Hydra that was trying to move stealthy in the muddy water of the swamp. He was so focused on the Hydra he didn’t pay attention to Twilight rant on Pinkie Pie's sense. “ROAR!” Shouted the four heads of the Hydra, now standing tall behind Twilight. “Is that a Hydra?” Asked Pinkie Pie as she saw the mighty monster in front of them. “Who cares, run!” Said Applejack running away with everypony right behind her… Except Pinkie Pie… she was frozen in fear in front of the Hydra. “Oh no.” Thought Vincent as he turned his head around to find Pinkie Pie not moving... Vincent quickly changed direction. One of the Hydra's heads was about to devour the frozen pink pony only to be stopped by a dark, transparent like shield making the Hydra’s head to knock back in a bit in pain. “Vincent.” Said Pinkie Pie no longer frozen in fear as she saw Vincent standing in front of her with his dark magical aura shield protecting them both from the Hydra. “There’s no time to lose Pinkie, we need to run.” Said Vincent changing to his human form, picking up Pinkie Pie in his arms and run for his dear life from the Hydra, once he lowered his magical shield. Vincent and the girls kept running from the monster until they ended up trapped on a cliff… but to their luck, there were some stone like pillars that can help them cross to the other side and be safe from the monster that was right behind them. “The Hydra is getting closer. You girls need to cross, now!” Said Vincent dropping Pinkie Pie from his arms. Now with Pinkie Pie stood by herself she crossed the stone like pillars with Fluttershy. “Twilight go with the girls, I will keep it distracted.” Said Vincent as he focuses on an ice like spell creating a wall of ice in front of him and the girls… Only to find Twilight also reinforcing the spell he created. At the moment Applejack was crossing the pillars. “Twilight what are you doing, run!” Said Vincent. “I can’t leave you alone; the wall of ice will be easily destroyed if I don’t help.” Said Twilight standing next to Vincent. Once they finished the spell they both run to the pillars… The Hydra was too strong, it broke a part of the ice shield sending the chunks of ice to collide with one of the pillars' support, destroying it along with other pillars, leaving just two standing… Twilight was about to cross with Vincent just to find their luck shattered in front of them. “Twilight you have to jump!” Said Pinkie Pie on the other side of the cliff. “I will never make it!” Said Twilight. Vincent was about to suggest something but the Hydra just finished destroying their magical ice wall. “It’s your only hope!” Said Pinkie Pie. “I don’t have time for this!” Said Vincent grabbing Twilight with his arms and tried to throw her as far as he could so she could land on one of the pillars… Twilight screamed as she was thrown… Sadly she never made it to the pillar and ended up falling to the bottom of the cliff… but thanks to a giant bubble that appeared on the muddy water under her, it saved her sending her flying back to the pillars and finally landing next to her friends. Now Vincent was in deep trouble… sure Twilight was safe but the Hydra was looking at him like the most delicious appetizer it could ever get. “What do I do? What do I do?!” Thought Vincent in fear until something in his mind came to save the day... There was a spell he haven’t tried yet and hopefully will work. Vincent with the spell in his mind, raised his hands to the top of his head in an arch like manner making the symbol of metal with his hands… and looked at the Hydra with a powerful evil eye. This magical attack left the Hydra stunned in pain leaving it dizzy, now with loss of control over its body because of the pain, it started to fall in front of Vincent. “The harder they are the harder they fall.” Said Vincent teleporting in time as the Hydra fall from the cliff. Once the Hydra landed unceremoniously on the bottom of the cliff... It got up from the muddy water and throw angry daggers from his four heads to Vincent who was now next to the girls. Filled with pain and in defeat the Hydra got nothing to do but leave them alone as it walked away from them. Vincent was laughing a bit for their good luck only to receive a buck on the back of his head from Twilight who was clearly pissed. “Why didn’t you tell me?!” Said Twilight really angry. “Tell you what?” Said Vincent rubbing the back of his head. “That I could teleport all this time!” Said Twilight again. “I was going to, but there just wasn’t enough time. Besides I already knew this was going to happen and I knew you will be fine, Twilight.” Said Vincent as he smiled, a bit sheepishly. “You. Knew. All. This. Time. A. Hydra. Was. Going. To. Try. And. Devour. Us!!!” Said Twilight snapping, turning herself into a rapidash. “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US?!!!!!” Said the flaming Twilight. “You never asked.” Said Vincent smiling… a bit… Once the events were over with Twilight finally accepting Pinkie Pie's sense as something completely real… and punishing a bit her brother with a pair of trees… everything turned completely fine… by exception of Rainbow Dash warning Vincent to never EVER get close to her lover after what she heard from Applejack later that day… Well who could say Rainbow Dash could really scare the hell out of someone like Vincent when she is over protective… [Location… Ponyville/ Sugarcube corner] Night of that day… Pinkie Pie was on top of her bed, late at night, observing the ceiling of her colorful room… just as she thought of what happened today… or more specifically… what happen with the Hydra… She remember the monster clear as day… those big green eyes… its horrible fangs… and the poisonous breath that could kill you in a blink of an eye… she never felt so helpless in her life… she was completely scared, she couldn’t move when the monster tried to devour her… But then… somepony intervene or more specifically… the human responsible for the crack on the fourth wall of their world… the human who could end up destroying Equestria if he is not returns where he belongs… The same human who just saved her life today… she remembered him standing in front of her in the form of a pony protecting her with a magical shield from the terrible Hydra… also when he turned back to human just to pick her up and take her somewhere safe… those arms… those arms that could protect her from everything in the world… she never felt more safe with anypony else before in her life… but with him… she was indestructible… She blushed as she thought more of his embrace. Then she covered her face with a pillow and hugged it because she can’t stop thinking about him only increasing the redness on her face… Rolling around in her bed with bit of embarrassment she stopped, just to look at her pet, Gummy, who was looking at her with those strange eyes of him from the floor. “I don’t know Gummy… How can I fall for something like him?” Said Pinkie Pie as if Gummy told her something with his blinks. Gummy just stared her more and blinked a bit. “You have a point there, but he is evil.” Said Pinkie Pie. Gummy blinked a bit more. “You are right. Oatmeal would never do something like that.” Said Pinkie Pie. Gummy blinked even more. “I will give it a try… but what excuse should I use to pay him a visit?” Said Pinkie Pie. Gummy blinked once. “Gummy you are a genius! There is always time for cake. Thanks!” Said Pinkie Pie hugging the pillow again, just to roll around her bed with happiness and giggles: she just found the perfect excuse to visit her stallion in shining armor… [NecromancerX69 Note: You will need to read Chapters 8,9 & 10 of Memories of Zephyr to know what is going on. This is optional but I strongly sugest you to read the full story for Zephyr is making a permanent stay in my fanfic. You can find the story right here>>> (Click Me)] [Location… Canterlot/ The Verve's Apartment] Present time… Zephyr Verve was in his apartment late at night on top of his bed with his lovely wife named… “The great and powerful Trixie doesn’t approve this idea at all!” Said the wife of Zephyr… it’s been just a month since he married the traveling magician and just two months since he saved her from a manticore in the Everfree forest. “Trixie… what did I tell you of speaking in third pony…” Said Zephyr making a facehoof. “Sorry love… but I really don’t like the idea of moving to Ponyville…” Said Trixie a bit sad, she remembered what happened during her act in the small town… not to remember the baby ursa incident… with the mother ursa just icing on the cake. “Don’t worry Trixie. I am pretty sure they will forgive you about what happened. Remember that it was not your fault those foals brought that baby ursa to town.” Said Zephyr caressing her with his muzzle. “But it was my fault for hurting the baby just to end up calling the attention of the mother…” Said Trixie. “Aww Trixie you worry too much. I am pretty sure everything is going to be fine, also it will be a nice place to raise our foal.” Said Zephyr caressing the belly of the traveler magician… it’s been also just a month since… well… do I really need to say anything?… “But you are still not fully healed… not after what happened…” Said Trixie trying not to bring back the topic of the incident behind Gemmy’s death… that comment made Zephyr a bit sad, but from looking at her beautiful wife he remember why life was worth living. “My love, you worry too much. Look… as soon as I am fully healed we will go to Ponyville and set things right. And if they don’t want us to live there we will go to Fillydelphia. Sounds good, right?” Asked Zephyr giving a small kiss on her wife’s cheek. “Fine… but I swear if I end up covered in tomatoes you will take care of the laundry for a month.” Said Trixie. “Deal.” Said Zephyr giving Trixie a kiss in her lips before going to sleep. [Miny Grimoire Time!] (During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it) o) Necromancer stun spell… You will need: > Your mind > Your hands Make the devil sign(rock n roll sign was originated in the book of the dead as hells energy) and put them in the air and with both hands make a half arc and then release energy towards your opponent. its better if you imagine their aura closing in and crushing them helps better. This spell is way better if you mix it with the famous evil eye (I will post this spell later on). [Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed. Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you being an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc. Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K WAIT!!!! Hope you guys like this chapter... for the next one... might get a little bit late... why? Because of a certain mind block that is not allowing me to move on and its called romance (Never did one before so I need a bit of research if I wish to make a good chapter). So if you guys want to suggest me a good romantic/funny movie I will really appreciate it for research. Thanks for reading my story... Have a nice day. THANK YOU ZEPHYR!!!