//------------------------------// // The return of the Jed- I mean Trixie... NO! // Story: Not so Evil Hobo Necromancer // by NecromancerX69 //------------------------------// NecromancerX69: Welcome ladies and gentlecolts... please enjoy your stay and take a nice comfy seat. For I will tell you a story... It happen long ago... it was the time when Celestia rape a full tribe of dragons with a magical banana and. Patriarch: For the love of all that is evil! Your story is bad and you should feel ba *BANG! Patriarch dies*. NecromancerX69: Oh... Silly me wrong story *gun in hand*. Well... this is the story of a Necromancer who buy so many games during the Steam Summer Sales... He play every single one of them, until the day he receive a shot in the nuts... the end. The lesson of this story is simple... play to much videogames instead of writhing fanfics... You will end up shot in the balls by enraged fans for long delays... Anyway new chapter is here hope you like it and thank my friend Zephyr for the pre-read. I love you Zephyr. It begins... “LoL WooT…” Normal talk “LoL WooT…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk. “LoL WooT…” Thoughts, Inner talk. Colt: Adult pony Mare: Adult pony Filly: Girl pony Foal: Boy pony Chapter 19 The return of the Jed- I mean Trixie… NO! [Location… Ponyville/ Sugarcube corner] The next day…. It was an early morning in the Sugarcube Corner and Pinkie Pie was very busy baking a big triple chocolate cake just for Vincent because of saving her the other day. “Pinkie Pie darling is that you?” Mrs. Cake asked, entering the kitchen. The cakes usually wake early in the morning to bake their famous pastries but Pinkie Pie was way earlier awake than their usual routine. “Oh. Hi Mrs. Cake sorry if I wake you up.” Pinkie Pie replied as she kept focusing on the cake she was making. “Don’t worry dear it's our time to get up anyway.” Mrs. Cake said as she giggled a bit. “Say, Pinkie, what are you baking, it smells delicious!” She said as she approached the pink pony to take a good look at the cake she was making. “Just a triple chocolate cake for somepony.” Pinkie Pie answered, blushing a bit. “Darling, is everything ok, your voice sounds a bit lower than usual.” Mrs. Cake said, she could barely hear her. “Mrs. Cake… can I tell you something but you promise not to tell it to anypony?” Pinkie pie asked. “Aw darling of course I promise. Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.” Mrs Cake replied. “Wait. Where is Mr. Cake?” Pinkie asked. “He is taking a shower at the moment.” Mrs. Cake answered. Now that Pinkie Pie knew they were alone… “Mrs. Cake… I think I am in love with a certain somepony…” Pinkie said, blushing. “Awww darling that is so sweet. Please tell me who is the lucky colt?” Mrs. Cake asked, eager to know the name of Pinkie Pie's crush. “It’s the human… you know the one with the dragon.” Pinkie answered. “Ohohohoh. Darling that was a nice joke, now tell me who is it.” Mrs. Cake replied. “It’s no joke Mrs. Cake I am falling in love with the human, even if he is a bit evil…” Pinkie said, somehow in shame. Mrs. Cake couldn’t hold it and give a healthy laugh. “Mrs. Cake…” Pinkie said, embarrassed. “Oh. Pinkie Pie I swear it’s in the veins of our families to fall in love with dangerous colts.” Mrs. Cake said, smiling at Pinkie Pie. Both the Pies and the Cakes have been friends for generations, and Pinkie Pie wanted to leave the rock farm for something to fit her new life style since she got the party cutie mark. So by luck she got quickly a job with the cakes for being old friends with her family. Someponies could also claim both the cakes and the pies are long distant family relatives. “What do you mean Mrs. Cake?” Pinkie Pie asked. “Well. There is your father who used to serve the border guard. They were the most fearsome pony warriors in existence back then. That was until your father fall in love with your mother and chosed to live in the rock farm.” Mrs. Cake answered, giving more giggles. “And there is my husband, Carrot Cake who used to be the leader of the most terrible gang in Fillydelphia (I think they were called the Warriors). That was until the day he fall in love with a certain daughter of a certain baker. Oh my dad was famous of his pastries and Carrot left his old life behind to work in my father’s bakery so he could be closer to me. At first I didn’t like him too much to be honest, especially because, you know, he used to be in a gang. That was until the day he saved my life from some thieves. Ever since I fell in love for him, and now we live happy with each other.” Mrs. Cake exclaimed really happy. "Pinkie Pie. A little bit of advice. If you like something don’t wait for it. Go and claim it!” She said finally. “Thank you Mrs. Cake.” Pinkie said, giving a hug to Mrs. Cake as if she was her mother. “You are welcome darling. Now don’t wait for me go and take it.” Mrs. Cake said, signing to Pinkie with her hoof. “I will.” Pinkie answered smiling, picking up the finished cake, then she headed to Canterlot. Once Mrs. Cake was alone she giggled a bit more until her husband entered the kitchen. “Hey pumpkin good morning.” But before he could say something else he received a kiss on the lips from his lovely wife. [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery/ Crypt] 1 hour later… Pinkie Pie arrived happily to the cemetery with the cake balancing on her back as she headed towards Vincent’s crypt… only to hear… “Red, stop chewing those boots! Kitty behave yourself already! Morgan stop wasting time and help me with Red will ya!” Vincent said, he was in human mod and inside the crypt, as he tried to keep Red in place and scold Kitty just because she was wearing very inappropriate clothes. Pinkie knocked on the door of the crypt only to be greeted by the succubus, D. “Hey Pinkie Pie, how you doing?” D asked with a smile. “I'm fine D. Tell me, is Vincent home?” Pinkie asked in her typical cheerful manner. “He is at the moment... *Crash* ...chasing Red all over the place as he try to stop him from eating boots.” D answered as destruction could be heard coming from inside the room. “Twitchy twitch. Duck!” Pinkie said, throwing herself to the floor with D. They did it just on time for Red the colossal zombie just pass them flying. “Morgan I think you used a bit too much force.” Vincent said, almost wondering. “Sorry…” Edward said, apologizing. “Well don’t just stand there capture him!” Vincent ordered. “Yes master!” Edward said, leaving the crypt very quickly. “D, assist Morgan.” Vincent said to her demon. “On it!” D said, taking quick flight to catch up with Edward. Now that Vincent and Pinkie Pie were alone… because Kitty just took the distraction to exit the crypt without being noticed. “Hey Pinkie Pie. Sorry for the mess but I was experimenting with some spells, one of them ended up backfiring on the strongest of my minions.” Vincent explained the situation, smiling a bit sheepishly. “It’s ok Vincent. Oh I almost forgot! I made this cake just for you!” Pinkie said, with the cake still intact from what happened seconds ago. “Oh Pinkie, you didn’t have to. Thanks.” Vincent said smiling as he took the cake Pinkie Pie gave him and placed it inside his small kitchen because his living room was quite a mess at the moment to leave the cake there. “Wait just a second till I make some tea for the cake.” Vincent said as he searched in his cabinets for some tea. “Hey Pinkie, any flavor in particular that you like for your tea?” He asked, he always liked to have many different tea flavors. “Do you have bubble gum? I love bubble gum!” Pinkie said as she hopped in place. “You are in luck, I just have the last of bubblegum flavor.” Vincent answered as he prepared the hot water. “So Pinkie Pie. How are things going with the bakery?” He asked, willing to chat with the party pony. “You know! The usual clients! The parties! And not to mention the delicious pastries!” Pinkie answerd, really happy. Vincent was now brewing the bubblegum tea in two cups, he used his magic to cut the cake and place it on two dishes. Finally he served the tea with the cake for both himself and Pinkie Pie, placing the deliciousness on top of his small table. “What about you Vincent, how have you been?” Pinkie asked. “You know… the night guard, my minions and having to deal with that undead teenager…” Vincent answered; he said the last part as a father, who he is tired of his children's mischiefs. He took a sip from his tea. They kept talking for a while about their daily lives with a gossip or two of what they heard recently as they enjoyed the tea Vincent made with the delicious triple chocolate cake Pinkie brought. But as they talked Pinkie Pie was throwing many, WAY MANY suggestions to Vincent that she is in love with him… but gun damn it Vincent is the kind of guy that will never know when someone is in love with him, even if they say it straight in his face. Once they finish the cake and the tea it was time for them to go and deal with their own business. “That was fun Vincent! Hope we can talk again soon!” Pinkie said hopping in front of Vincent’s crypt. “Me too, Pinkie!” Vincent replied smiling. But before she could go back to the bakery… “Vincent… I- I wanted to tell you something…” Pinkie said, no longer hopping. “What is it?” Vincent asked with a bit of worry, Pinkie's change from super random to some kind of shy Pinkie Pie and I have to say that is clearly strange. “Thank you… for saving me from that hydra…” Pinkie said, blushing a bit. “Oh. You don’t need to thank me; it was just something everypony would have done in my place.” Vincent said remembering that in the original episode Pinkie was saved by Twilight. He then received a quick kiss on the cheek from Pinkie Pie before he could tell her something else, it left him stunned… “Omglookatthetimegottogobye!” Pinkie said running away with a very red face after what she did. Still in place with a blush on his face, he touched his cheek were she kissed him… “What just happened?” He asked in The Heavy's voice from TF2. “Did she just… kiss me?” He asked again from himself, now entering his home as he started to process in his mind what Pinkie Pie did to him. Only to be interrupted by… “We are back Master.” Edward said with D as they both carried Red in strong chains to try and keep him in place… and Kitty who Edward was kind enough to grab on the way back. “Most excellent! Send Red to the ritual chamber so I can remove the failed spell.” Vincent commanded, forgetting already what happen with Pinkie Pie. “What about Kitty?” D asked. “I will deal with her once I dealt with Red. Did you have any problems on capturing him by the way?” He asked. “Well… besides Red ate every single boot he could find in Canterlot and left many day guards unconscious… nope.” Edward answered the question. “Just what I need...” Vincent said with a facepalm. If Celestia doesn’t scold him, Nightmare Moon will for sure. The rest of the day went smoothly… Vincent managed to remove the failed spell he tried to use on Red and had to pay for the damages Red made after being scolded by Nightmare Moon who arrived to his home just after he finish with Red. Also Nightmare Moon didn’t just come to scold him but also to invite him to the Cloudsdale Best Young Fliers' Competition, after all he is still her personal body guard even if he work as the leader of the night guard. [Location… Ponyville] 6 weeks later… The weeks passed away very quickly with the usual life in Ponyville and Canterlot. Also by exception of Pinkie Pie who has been visiting Vincent more than usual to either drink tea or beer… yet Vincent can’t stop thinking about the kiss she gave him… once he remembered it of course… so he thought about the kiss… I mean he saw the episodes of MLP:FIM and yet he doesn’t remember a single episode with Pinkie Pie giving any kiss at all to her friends (in a friendly matter of course). So either she was really, REALLY glad because of he saved her, or she was in love with him… he hoped it was the first one… it's not that Pinkie Pie is not cute or anything at all… it's just… they are so different… one is shy and talks only when is needed kind like Macintosh (if you haven’t noticed in the story, Vincent only talks when someone talks to him or when he works… but he never engage conversations unless he feels like doing mischief or need to say something important). Not to mention he is one mean scary asshole. While the other one is a crazy party pony who likes to do nothing more than make everypony happy. Not to mention she likes to talk 24/7 at unnatural speeds she makes light speed feel bad. Plus she is cute! Celestia… if there is any relationship here; it will look like a pair of mentos with coke. Leaving that aside… yea the weeks passed very quickly… Vincent in human mod was at the moment spying on Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy… why you might ask? This is the time when Dash is trying to teach Fluttershy how to give a good cheer. “Louder!” Rainbow Dash said. “Yay.” Fluttershy 'cheered'. “Louder!” Rainbow said again. “Yay!” Fluttershy cheered again, raising her whisper just a tiny bit. “LOUDER!” Rainbow shouted, now getting angry. Fluttershy stood on her hindlegs with determination… she took a long gasp… and then… “Yaaay!” Fluttershy 'shouted' with overloading cuteness it took a strong will inside Vincent’s head to not reveal himself for the simple wish to hug the hell out of Fluttershy. Once both Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash left the training zone, Vincent got out from his hiding place which was a cardboard box… who could say such a thing as a cardboard box could go unnoticed in plain open field. “I wish I got a videocamera.” Vincent said to himself as he observed the girls disappear in the distance… until something inside his head called his attention. “Luna to Hobo. Please respond.” Came the telepathic communication from Nightmare Moon's operator which is also her inner voice or conscience. “Otacon is now the time?” Vincent asked mentally from Luna. “Stop calling me Otacon. I have a name and it's Luna.” The conscience of Nightmare Moon replied with a sigh. “Well Otacon what is the situation?” Vincent asked. Luna just chosed to drop the will to strangle Vincent just because he kept calling her Otacon even if she doesn’t know what is an Otacon, to begin with. “Nightmare Moon has requested your presence at the palace in relation with the coming event of the Young Flyers' Competition.” Luna explained. “On my way.” Vincent replied cutting the communication, hiding himself again inside the cardboard box just to head back to the palace until… “Hanging with Pinkie Pie is definitely getting me brain damage…” He said to himself just realizing how silly is to walk back to Canterlot hidden in a cardboard box... Tossing the box aside he teleported back to Canterlot… [Location… Cloudsdale/ The Best Young Fliers Competition] 5 hours later… “Why am I here again?...” Vincent asked in pony mod with a whisper to Nightmare Moon's ear, he sounded clearly bored. “Why not? You promised to become my personal body guard and my bat ponies needed a rest.” Nightmare Moon answered to Vincent. They were at the moment in the princess' special balcony during The Best Young Fliers' Competition along with Celestia and her guards. Lucky for Vincent to know the cloud walking spell. He brought with him his slender mane who was currently standing next to him (remember Slender mane is nothing more than a shadow so it can walk on clouds and even fly if he makes wings out of darkness.). “Sorry it's just I can barely stand sports.” Vincent said. Sure he was there in the running of the leaves but it was most for the simple interest of hooking Applejack with Rainbow than the run itself. “Just hang in there Hobo this will be over soon.” Nightmare Moon said with a smile. Celestia didn’t say a thing as she enjoyed the show with a bucket of popcorn. Vincent sighed a bit and looked to where his sisters and friends were located in the stadium as they waited patiently for Rainbow Dash's and Rarity’s turn… funny… Vincent hoped that the Doctor is not using the TARDIS at the moment, he would hate to fix it again. Silly him… he forgot that even the Doctor entered the competition with Derpy. “And now for our final competitor of the day. Contestant number 15 and contestant number 4.” Came from the announcer. “Speaking of the devil.” Vincent said to himself as he saw Rarity and Rainbow enter the cloud arena. Well… do I need to say what happened next… you know… the Rainboom made by Rainbow Dash and at the same time saving the life of Rarity with the Wonderbolts. Not too much interesting if you already know the outcome… Except by the simple… “What’s this?” Vincent asked from himself as he felt the surge of energy from the rainboom Dash made. “Interesting. I will have to look into it as soon as I got on the good side of Rainbow Dash or have free time.” He said mentally as he tried to examine the effects of the rainboom in the magic environment with an aura scan. So far the only thing Vincent could see is like the same sonic speed makes the magical power to get sucked inside it and as soon Dash makes the boom it unleashes the magical power making a kind of chain reaction with the remaining magic in the environment… now Vincent no longer wondered why in that episode of crazy Twilight; Rainbow Dash could make an actual mushroom cloud after the attack on the shed. Once everything was over, they each headed back home by exception of Vincent who needed to take at least three full jars of rainbow liquid for him and for his experiments. Well he also enjoyed visiting the rainbow factory with the princess of the night who also wanted to see how much had changed since the last time she visited Cloudsdale… what they didn’t know is that a certain somepony was observing them in the distance with a hint of jealousness… Pinkie Pie… [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery/ Crypt] 2 hours later… Vincent in human mod was at the moment in the kitchen as he devoured some leftovers of the giant chicken attack with some of the rainbow sauce he got from Cloudsdale until… “Master we are back.” Came the greeting from the entrance of his kitchen, it was Edward with D who got the supplies he needed to experiment not only on the rainbow but also on the rainboom's relationship with magical energies. “Excellent take them to the ritual chamber. I will be there in a minute.” Vincent said as he continued munching on his food. “Master what is that?” Edward asked as he observed the rainbow sauce over the chicken Vincent was eating. “Oh you have to try it, it’s really delicious, it’s real rainbow.” Vincent answered, handing one of the jars to Edward. Filled with curiosity and observing his Master eating the sauce on his food with joy, Edward picked a bit of rainbow sauce with his hand and took a huge lick from it… 3 hours later… Edward awoke on one of the tables of the undead infirmary with sweat all over his body just to find his master with D looking him with worried faces. “Thank Jashin! Edward do you feel ok?!” Vincent asked not even bothering to call him Morgan, out of worry. He told this as soon Edward open his eyes. “What happened?” Edward asked back, really weakly… hell he felt like his mouth was burned. “Well for starters rainbows and vampires doesn’t mix quite well my friend. And second you fainted after tasting the rainbow sauce.” Vincent explained, glad to know he is ok. He finally remembered… that demonic sauce from the pits of Tartarus it feel like he swallowed the sun, and since he is a very delicate vampire the pain and the effect of the sauce made him faint. “Master how can you eat that thing?! It burns!” Edward said to his master in shock. “Oh Morgan. I lived most of my human life in the American-Mexican border, eating spicy things is something I love with all my heart and believe me I have tasted stronger sauces than that rainbow.” Vincent said as he remembered the time he swallowed that spicy bottle called apocalypse… That sauce almost made a hole in his stomach… literally… [Location… Ponyville] 3 days later… “Here we are Honey, Ponyville. Isn’t it beautiful?” Zephyr asked from his wife, Trixie, as they just arrived to the small village. “I am still not convinced my love. Are you sure we don’t want to live in Fillydelphia instead?” Trixie asked really nervously as she walked with Zephyr through the crowded streets, luckily for her nopony recognized her without her magic cape and hat. “No chickening out now, my love. First we will apologize to the librarian who saved your hide back then and last we apologize to the full town. I am pretty sure they will forgive you with the blessing of their savior.” Zephyr said to Trixie as they tried to find the library… but what they didn’t know… A bit far away… “You sure this is going to work Pinkie?” Rainbow Dash asked having second thoughts as she observed the huge sling shot what was built on the top of the Sugarcube Corner. “Yea Dashie this will be the biggest prank ever! We can throw anything from here and nopony will know what hit them.” Pinkie Pie said as she hopped around her invention. “Here let me show you.” She said as she grabbed a water balloon and placed it on the end of the sling as it was ready to fire at any unsuspecting victim. Looking for a target through the scope she added to the sling shot for perfect accuracy, she found Rarity taking lunch with Fluttershy in one of the well-known restaurants of Ponyville. Pinkie Pie waited for the perfect moment as she read Rarity's lips. [Rarity Pov] “Oh Darling you have to try this salad it's really marvelous.” Rarity said to Fluttershy as she nibbed a bit on her salad. “Well… it does looks… ok…” Fluttershy said in her usual shy and quiet manner. “Darling why do you look so worried?” Rarity asked. “Don’t mind me…” Fluttershy said as she ate her dandelion sandwich. “Come on darling you can tell me anything.” Rarity said. “Well… if you insist… today is the day Rainbow and Pinkie goes out on pranking ponies.” Fluttershy said making Rarity shiver and sweat a bit as she remembered the last prank they pulled on her leaving her hair orange for 3 full days. “Oh Darling it's so hot in here, now I wish for a glass of water.” Rarity said, quickly changing the topic, only to her prayer get answered by a water ballon that came out of nowere and send her flying to one of the nearby bushes. [Back to the pranksters] “Wow perfect score.” Rainbow Dash said having a good laugh as she watched the shot through her binoculars. “I told you this will work.” Pinkie said also laughing with Rainbow Dash. “My turn!” Rainbow said quickly switching places with Pinkie Pie and looking through the sniper scope, she found the perfect victim… Applejack who was at the moment placing her applestand in the market. “Hehehehe… thanks for standing still Applejack.” Said Rainbow Dash before releasing the sling. The water ballon Dash launched was sent directly towards Applejack only to miss in the last minute thanks to Applejack's luck, who bent over to pick one dropped apple. Now the missed water balloon ended up hitting the owner of the tomato stand who is a vanilla earth pony with light brown mane, making her land on a misplaced ramp with a basket of tomatoes on the end side. Now the tomatoes' basket was sent flying… [WARNING: You must read this awesome story made by my favorite pre-reader Zephyr before you can proseed>>> (Click Me) ] [Location… Ponyville/ Library] Present time… “We found it.” Zephyr said to Trixie as they stay stood in front of the Library of Ponyville. “Yeah… let’s get this over with.” Trixie said now knocking on the door of the library only to hear a familiar voice. “Coming.” came from inside the library. But what Trixie didn’t know… *SPLAT* It’s that the basket of tomatoes ended up landing on top of her… “I knew this would happen…” She said under the tomato basket. Zephyr was just looking at the sight of her love covered in smashed tomatoes that came out of no were, eyes wide open. Once the library door was opened... “Hello how can I- oh Celestia what happened?” Twilight asked who answered the door only to find a light blue somepony under a basket of smashed tomatoes and a tan pegasus colt with royal blue mane next to him/her. “I don’t know we were knocking on the door and this basket of tomatoes came out of nowhere.” Zephyr explained while Trixie could be clearly heard angrily whispering under the basket. “Well you are free to use my bathroom. Please come in.” Twilight said allowing both ponies to enter the library. Once inside… “Here let me help.” Twilight said removing the basket from Trixie with her magic. “Thank you… now about that bathroom.” Trixie said, holding herself from exploding in anger because of what happened. “The bathroom is upstairs.” Twilight said, and she could almost swear she recognized that voice. Trixie not waiting anymore, headed upstairs to remove the tomatoes from her mane and coat. Now Twilight’s attention was directed to the pegasus. “Well I don’t think you both came here from that strange incident. So how can I help you Mr.?” Twilight asked. “Zephyr Verve is my name miss Sparkle.” Zephyr said. “How do you know my name?” Twilight asked, curious. “I used to work for the day guard. It’s simply impossible for the guards to not know who is Celestia’s priced pupil. Also we are here to apologize because of something that happened some time ago.” Zephyr said saluting. “Apologize for what?” Twilight asked. “For the disaster of the ursa mayor.” Trixie answered coming downstairs, no longer dirty in tomato. “I knew I recognized that voice… Trixie.” Twilight said now finally recognizing the traveler magician, Trixie. “Yes it is I the-” Trixie was about to say something only to hear Zephyr cough a bit just to remind her of not speaking herself in third pony. “Sorry. Now as I was saying I am here to apologize to you miss Sparkle. I know I shouldn’t have try to fight the baby ursa but my blind pride didn’t allow me to just leave it like that, ending bringing that mayor ursa to town and causing all that damage...” Trixie said with regret. “Well it wasn’t so much the damage, just two homes. Thanks to the night guard who came on time to defend the town.” Twilight said with a bit of surprise to hear Trixie actually apologizing for the incident. “But mind if I ask why did you come back to apologize?” Twilight asked Trixie. “Because we both want to live here in Ponyville and it would be a good place to raise our foal.” Zephyr answered Twilight's question, smiling at his wife. “Well congratulations to both of you.” Twilight said to Trixie and Zephyr for knowing they have a baby pony on the way. “But it’s not me who you have to apologize…” She said then. “Why not?” Zephyr asked. “Because Trixie is on the wanted list of the night guard.” Twilight answered, giving them the bad news. Both Trixie and Zephyr didn’t knew about it and thank the heavens that the night guard is a bit lazy or they would have found her long time ago and sent her to prison. “Oh Celestia. What am I going to do?” Trixie said, really saddened because she definitely doesn't want to go to prison. “Lucky for both of you. I am friends with the leader of the night guard.” Twilight said, giving them the good news… to Trixie at least, Zephyr have heard many things about the leader of the night guard. That the commander is not only heartless but he is also a monster that can turn into a pony at will, commands the undead and kill anypony who dares to stand in his way before sucking his/her blood. He never actually meet him but he did saw him once or twice in the distance, most of the time hanging with the princess of the night. “But there is only one condition that I will summon him to grant you complete forgiveness.” Twilight said. “And what might that be?” Trixie asked, hoping it's not turning her into some sort of maid or something silly like that. “You have to apologize to my friends.” Twilight exclaimed. 1 Hour later… Twilight's friends arrived to the library only to find a certain pony they didn’t wish to see ever again. But after hearing Twilight that Trixie has changed they allowed her to apologize to each one of them for what happened back then. In the end they forgave Trixie after realizing what Twilight told them was really true and after hearing the pregnancy news they congratulated both to Zephyr and Trixie, hell Pinkie Pie is willing to give Trixie a baby shower. “Congratulations Trixie you are welcome to stay in Ponyville.” Twilight said because of the simple fact that if Trixie befriends the elements of harmony she will be easily accepted in Ponyville by the rest of the ponies. “But what about the night guard?” Trixie asked. “Oh. Let me send him a letter once Spike comes back from-” Twilight was interrupted by the door of the library being closed as Spike entered with quills Twilight asked him to get from ‘Quills and sofas’. “Ah Spike just on time. Take a letter to my brother.” Twilight said. “Which one?” Spike asked. “The night one.” Twilight answered. [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery/ Crypt] Minutes later… Vincent in human mod was busy experimenting with the rainbow he obtained from Cloudsdale as he also worked on theories of the sonic rainboom, only to get distracted by a flaming scroll that appeared in front of him via dragon fire. He picked it up… “Dear brother I require your immediate assistance in relation of what happened with the ursa mayor incident. Trixie is right now with me in the library with her husband Zephyr and she wishes to apologize for the whole incident. I was hoping if you could accept her forgiveness and lift the charges. Your sister, Twilight Sparkle.” Vincent read the scroll aloud. “I am sooo busy…” He said then not really wanting to visit Ponyville just to forgive the great and powerful mistake. “Stitches!” he shouted. “Yes master.” The butler zombie said, appearing in front of the door of the ritual room Vincent was using at the moment for his experiments. “Prepare my dragon I need to visit Ponyville, and the sooner I get this over with the sooner I will be able to come back to finish my experiments.” Vincent said, first heading to get a bath… there were some times the rainbow experiments ended up exploding on his face. “At once, sir.” Stitches said heading outside to awake the undead dragon. [Location… Ponyville/ Library] an hour later… Most of Twilight's friends left the library to each attend to their own business of the day or because some of them still didn’t want to talk to hobo. The only ones who stayed was Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, beause Twilight knows they will easily convince her brother to drop the charges. A knock was heard on the library door… “Coming.” Spike said, opening the door to find Vincent still in his human mod in front of the library. “Hey Spike, is Twilight home?” Vincent asked. “Yea come in.” Spike said, allowing Vincent to enter just to find Twilight with Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Zephyr and Trixie drinking a bit of tea. Both Trixie and Zephyr were surprised by Vincent as they have never seen anything like him in their lives (Zephyr only saw him in the distance in pony mod). “Ah, brother, glad you could make it.” Twilight said approaching Vincent to give him a hug. Vincent simply returned the friendly hug. “I can’t just leave you hanging.” Vincent said, answering back as they ceased the hug and he also said hello to Twilight's friends also giving them a small hug. Now… “Trixie I presume…” Vincent said in a neutral tone approaching Trixie. She felt a bit intimidated by not only his stature but also by his clothes, he always liked to wore grim dark clothes. “Yes… I-I.” Trixie's nervousness was eased when Zephyr give her a hoof to know he is with her no matter what. “I wish to apologize for what happened in Ponyville, for the ursa mayor incident. I know what I did back then is bad and now… I am here to start a new life in Ponyville with both my husband and the baby on the way.” Trixie said no longer in fear. “Well look who grow a pair.” Vincent said smiling wickedly making both Trixie and Zephyr flinch a bit. “Did she apologize to you and your friends sister?” He asked from Twilight. “Yes she did.” Twilight answered. “She is nice…” Fluttershy said. “She no longer is the meany we meet back then.” Pinkie said in joy. “Very well then. Trixie under the order of the night guard you have to pass a final test just to be completely forgiven… and if you fail you will not only pay for your crimes you will also be turned into stone.” Vincent said with authority making his friends and Trixie along with her husband open their mouths in shock because of what he said. “I knew this won’t end well…” Pinkie said mentally. “Brother…” Twilight tried to say only to be interrupted by her brother. “No Twilight. The code of the night guard must not be broken. Now Trixie will you accept… the test?” Vincent asked, he said the last part almost dramatically. Trixie looked at Zephyr and he looked back at her, nodding. “I accept the test.” Trixie said with determination. “Very well… do you feel lucky? This test will tell how lucky you really are.” Vincent showed Trixie his closed hands. “These are my hands.” He said as she observed them. “One of them is empty… if you pick that one you will be forgiven. But if you find something in one of my hands you will lose. Is everything clear?” He asked. Trixie nodded with a bit of fear. “Start…” Vincent said as he saw Trixie thinking which hand is safe and which one is not… with hesitation… she picked one of them… he opened it… just to find… “Nothing…” Vincent said. Trixie jumped with joy and hugged Zephyr as he kissed her on the lips. While they were distracted Pinkie Pie approached Vincent and opened the other hand to also find nothing inside it, she looked at Vincent and he told her something almost like a whisper. “Sorry Pinks I am out of bucks to give.” He said with a wink. Also he did it in on purpose because of that… mare unicorn… spirit… that is kind of protecting both Zephyr and Trixie… she just made a gesture with her hooves to Vincent telling him he will lose his head if he did anything to her friends. He could only nod to the spirit with a bit of fear (Remember… never, NEVER get in the bad side of any spirit). Meanwhile… “No wonder why I am in love with him...” Pinkie thought as she smiled… if only she knew. But there was something inside her head with something else in mind… “Yesssss, keep him, soon Equestria will be nothing but a beautiful endless void because of him.” A dark sensual voice said inside Pinkie's head, without Pinkie Pie knowing of it. But this strange invader inside Pinkie's head didn’t know there was also another entity inside Pinkie before it… So powerful it could conceal its presence without the invader noticing it… Pinkamena… just looking at the invader with disinterest not really caring what it did as long it doesn’t dare to mess with her host… happiness… [Miny Grimoire Time!] (During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it) o) Aura Scan... You will need: > Your mind Once you close your eyes and focus in the environment using only your soul, you can scan the area to find anomalies or strange magical energies (Honestly I recommend you to get a spiritual guide to teach you this). [Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed. Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you being an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc. Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K Now if you wish a very, VERY early chapter... please leave a comment (Depending of how many comments, I will post the next chapter sooner or way later). Good day my friends THANK YOU ZEPHYR! bye... *gun in head... BANG!*.