Princess Celestia was caught red handed by her sister, using tax money to purchase more sweet treats for her growing size. Luna decided it was time to take action and banished Celestia from Canterlot for a month. Pretty embarrassing to be banished by your younger sibling.
Celestia didn't want to let her little ponies see her like this. So she seeks out a place to take refuge from the mobs of newsponies and embarrassment.
Anon was teleported to Equestria accidentally by Discord. He absolutely despised ponies and didn't give two shits about any of them.
What happens when an alicorn that controls the sun shows up at his door?
Randomness and weirdness ensues.
Sex tag is for lots of suggestive things. No banging though.
Cover Image is By Ric-M
Chapters (4)
Give us, I say, give us MORE boy!
One issue, revolvers don't generally have a mechanical safety.
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I've never seen one that did. They have hammers you can pull back.
7725952 Shhhh, the revolver in my story has a safety mechanism because it would be too chaotic if it didn't have one. There would be too many missing limbs.
In other words Anon requested a safety cause he knew Discord would probably get his paws/claws on it or a pony who didn't know how to work it.
Ah, that explains everything!
(No, it doesn't.)
Let me guess: She is.
So, Celestia is beaten by both Luna and Anon. She really eats too much cake.
Nice start.
I'm curious where it goes.
Interesting............ More please
forget homework, write more. note i'm sitting in school reading this so... yah.
Keep it coming. I just hope Celestia can control herself.
One question can my oc meet anon and punch him for random thing and then give him a bail bond for discord to pay i mean as a way to make discored hide for a bit
Forget last conment for scaring discored off
Thats anon for you, 4chan incarnate.
After reading the comments I won't say anything about the safety switch.
7744378 sorry I autodownvoted you I have an adverse allergic reaction to the phrase "my oc" for some odd reason *shudder*
Welp better take some antihistamines
Technically that's the sole reason you are here now.
Naked and in bondage? Celestia, you should be happy this story is rated "everyone".
Currently 73:3. It seems to get better with every chapter.
Nice chapter.
I can't remember having read Anon descripted like in this story. Sure, he looks this way in most pictures, but still...
This is the best!
This is funny.
if it is insults you need help with read this comic http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/48 the main character has a mouth on her and like zero filters for it
I get the feeling that he replaces his doors and windows a lot. :P
Yer making me antsy to see what comes next
He is so evil...
Nice chapter.
I'm curious what will happen next.
Maybe Twilight and/or Luna will learn where Celestia is...
I like the premise so far, seems like it could be funny, but I think you need a proofreader/editor. I don't know about other people, but if the early chapters are riddled with errors, it can stop me reading what might prove to be a great story further down the line.
EDIT: The second and third chapters have far less errors, good job, I like the story.
Just got an idea with how aggressive Anon is towards Celestia....
Celestia goes on a diet....With Anon as her 'Royal Diet Coach'!?!?
7746111 BTW.... ♫Det er Norge i rødt, hvitt og blått. Tjo hei!♫
While I like the possibility of Luna being stronger, I like to think of it as an creative way to force Celestia to back of, than Luna actually being more powerfull. (Only because Celestia is a main Char this time)
I know it is difficult with an comedy tag and a sex tag, but I hope the sex tag is more for the language and maybe some special chapters.
I mean I don't want it to be overdone or meaningless like in some other storys, where probably only the execution of the written scene isn't really good. In said storys or at least in one of them, they would have sex in the morning, the afternoon and in the night, maybe even between those times, which is a bit overdone.
Soo the first chapter was nice enough.
Well at least that makes his na´me Anon actually looking like a real name
I think she just needs to get back in shape. In this point of the story I would actually believe it to be part of her character, if she should offer her body for a pice of cake if she doesn't had one for a day.
I don't know what to think about it right now, but I'm going to read more, I need to see where this is going.
Christmas chapter?
7780700 Not sure, kinda busy with a bunch of other stories and ideas.
Well let's get started
Same to you my friend! Merry christler! (If someone gets that reference they get a cookie, A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!)
I vote yes for the romance
Yes to Celestia and Anon
Me too.
Celestia is probably living through all personal fetishes she has right now.
I really hope that he isn't just playing so special and that he actually has ways to give Luna trouble, like being unpredictable.
Okay... Care to tell more about this?
Blasphemy! It's vanilla!
Sounds good, as long as it fits to the story.
I would like to so some romance between the two.
I don't laugh out loud, but that definitely gave me pretty bad case of stupid grin.
This was a very nice holiday chapter. I've become really invested in this anon.
I eagerly await your next update.
P.S. Celestia and this Anon would be great as a couple.
Gimme all of the Anon X Celestia
Mistletoe berries are white. Holly is red
hehe, i like the story so far. I vote to pair them up. Especially if Anon can make Celestia act all doggy like that in inappropriate moments
I'll keep reading regardless, though!
Update soon?
What is it with Discord and windows.
We need moar
After reflecting on my thoughts, I have come to the decision of quoting what many has said before.
So therefore I quote,
'MOAR'
'No actual windows were harmed in the making of this chapter'
...
'Or were there?'
Love the story and I was wondering if it will get an update?
more
very waffy! though after the fact I can't help but wonder how bonbon distracted lyra long enough to go visit anon without her...something shiny perhaps?
Seriously though.
IS THIS STORY GONNA CONTINUE SOON OR WHAT??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When in EVER did Celestia hesitate to as Twilight?
Now, this one is a LOT more credible!
And into slightly older mares at that