//------------------------------// // Ponyville Necromancer // Story: Not so Evil Hobo Necromancer // by NecromancerX69 //------------------------------// New chapter or should I say late chapter... Sorry for posting late. I was busy past week fixing the Normandy, checking London Horzine Biotics Lab and traveling in the TARDIS. But enough of that. You are here to read my fanfic not to hear my lame excuses. Hope you ppl like this chapter. Thanks to Zephyr 4 the pre-reading I <3 you man Thank you! it begins... “LoL WooT…” Normal talk “LoL WooT…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk. “LoL WooT…” Thoughts, Inner talk. Colt: Adult pony Mare: Adult pony Filly: Girl pony Foal: Boy pony Chapter 12 Ponyville Necromancer… NO! [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Nightmare Moon's quarters] 1 hour later… “What should I do!” Said Nightmare Moon on top of her bed while thinking of how to tell Vincent about their date without sounding like she is interested in him. “Just go tell him, it's not like he will steal your soul for it.” Said Luna inside Nightmare Moon's head, yea she’s back where she belongs. “He actually can steal souls Luna…” Said Nightmare Moon blushing a bit. “Fine he can, but I don’t see him the kind of pony-” Said Luna only to be interrupted by Nightmare. “Human… He is a human.” Said Nightmare Moon. “Whatever! If you wish to go out in a date with him just go ask him! He is not the kind of ‘human’ that will steal a soul for no reason at all!” Said Luna getting desperate with Nightmare Moon, it reminded her of the time she kept talking like this about that guard pony Maxim. “Remember what happened with Maxim? Do you wish to lose your chance again?” Said Luna. “But I am not interested in him like Maxim, I just want to have a good time.” Said Nightmare Moon no longer knowing what are her true feelings. “Then just tell him you want to go out and eat something, and that is not a date.” Said Luna. “….” Nightmare Moon stopped thinking about it… Vincent… Is he just her bodyguard… Just her friend… Or something else… “Hellooo Luna to Nightmare, is somepony there?” Said Luna to Nightmare Moon making her break her stupor. “Fine I will go tell him…” Said Nightmare Moon getting out of her bed, and head to the Throne room where she believes he is at the moment. [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Throne Room] Present time… Vincent still in his human form stayed on the throne room with his minions while he waited for either Celestia or Nightmare Moon for further orders. Until the doors of the throne room opened revealing a very fluffy D. Some of the minions were about to chuckle at the sight only to hear her say. “Say something any of you and I tear your d**k in your sleep!” Said D with poison in her voice that could kill a manticore by just hearing her. All the minions shut their mouth except Phoenix, he is having a good laugh since she can’t see him. Vincent didn’t found it funny… He just jumped at her and give her a big hug. “Awww you are so fluffy.” Said Vincent like he is squeezing a teddy bear. “M-m-mm-master!” Said D a bit angry and blushing. Vincent kept hugging her, until the door of the throne room opened again. Vincent released D and looked at who entered… It was Celestia dragging with her magic what looks like a corpse but was Edward. “Morgan?” Said Vincent to the vampire, man it looked like he stayed in a mexican jail. “Master…” Said Edward with pain in every part of his body. “He will be fine, I gave him some painkillers.” Said Celestia like nothing happened. Vincent just sweated a drop at her comment. The doors of the throne room opened again, this time it was Nightmare Moon. “Excellent! Just the sister I wanted to see.” Said Celestia. “I am your only sister…” Said Nightmare Moon. “Anyway. I wanted to give you a big surprise dear sister, as soon as you return to your body of course.” Said Celestia. “What is it?” Asked Nightmare Moon. “The lord of the batponies wish to join our lands, and he even offer to allow some of his best batponies to join our guard ranks, but now that you have returned I wish to give you the opportunity as a special gift to have your very own night guard.” Said Celestia with a smile to her sister. “Oh yes the batponies! Thank you sister, thank you!” Said Nightmare Moon with joy hugging her own sister. “You are more than welcome… Now about a very important thing…” Said Celestia looking at Vincent who was still trying to figure out what Celestia did to Morgan. “I believe it's time for you to return the human where he belongs.” Said Celestia. “But sister… I like him, can’t he stay a bit longer?…” Said Nightmare Moon to Celestia with a sad face. Lucky for them that Vincent can’t hear them as he was trying to fix his vampire with some healing spells. Celestia, closed her eyes… “Fine… I will allow him to stay, JUST a little bit longer, but once it’s over he must return where he belongs.” Said Celestia with a smile, opening her eyes. “Thank you!” Said Nightmare Moon again to her sister. “Now... Where is he going to live?” Said Celestia. “I will take care of it don’t you worry sister.” Said Nightmare Moon. Both of the sisters were interrupted by Vincent. “Awaiting orders my princess.” Said Vincent, all his minions were right behind him in line, Edward almost looked like new thanks to the healing spell. The undead dragon was still outside, waiting. “Eager, are we?” Said Nightmare Moon with a smile. “You know me.” Said Vincent tipping his hat. “Well I need to make a trip to see the leader of the batponies in Transylmaneia, so I recommend you to take some sleep, before we head there at midnight.” Said Nightmare to Vincent. Inside Vincent’s head he was cheering with joy for the simple opportunity to see the origin of the batponies of the nightmare night episode. “Don’t you worry Nightmare I don’t need any sleep.” Said Vincent with a smile. “Well then, you have time to kill till night arrive, go have some fun.” Said Nightmare Moon to Vincent. “Ok. See you later Nightmare.” Said Vincent exiting the throne room with his minions right behind him. Once he exited the throne room... “Now that we are alone there is something I wish to give you.” Said Celestia to Nightmare, heading to her throne seat and taking out a box what was decorated with precious stars and moon shaped stones. “What is in the box, sister?” Asked Nightmare Moon. Celestia opened the box and inside there was Nightmare Moon's old crown, an old armor that looked like Celestia's with the difference of being midnight colored with a obsidian stone, and her old crystal slippers. “Oh sister.” Said Nightmare Moon with tears of joy watching the precious contents of the box. “Welcome back… Princess of the night.” Said Celestia with a smile. [Location… Transylmaneia/ The Manor of the batponies] Midnight… Nightmare Moon and Vincent were just outside the main door of the manor of the batponies, Vincent could say the place looked amazing, just like his favorite horror movies' hunted mansions. His minions stayed in Canterlot for personal reasons. Vincent looked at Nightmare Moon and she nodded to him… Vincent knocked the door… It slowly started to open to reveal… A cute grey filly with blond mane, she has bat wings and yellow eyes that looked like a cat's ones. She looked at both of them, then she looked inside the Manor. “The Princess is here! With a weird looking thing!” Said the small filly. Good that Vincent is patient with children otherwise he would have incinerated the fool. “Good! Tell them to come in!” Came from the inside, it sounded like a young colt. Both were allowed to enter the Manor, the inside looked impeccably clean with lots of beautiful and huge paintings that most of them Vincent recognized at first glance from his home planet, the only difference was that they were ponified. There also could be seen lots of medieval armors decorating the entrance with old swords hanging on some walls. “Dad will meet you in his study.” Said the filly, guiding both Vincent and Nightmare Moon through the Manor. On the way they found a few mare batponies cleaning the manor with feather dusters. They were dressed in maid clothes. They arrived to a simple door colored in red blood. “Dad is right behind the door. Only the princess is allowed to enter.” Said the filly to them. “I will be right back Hobo, you wait here.” Said Nightmare Moon to Vincent, he nodded to her…. She entered the bloody door into what look like a pitch black room from what Vincent could see. Vincent stayed standed next to the door trying to look like a guard, even if he looks more of a Hobo than a guard. The little filly stayed with him looking him strangely, she never saw anything like him before. “What are you anyway? In my many years of life I have never seen anything like you!” Said the little filly to Vincent. “I am just a necromancer from another dimension.” Said Vincent with pride. “Do all look like homeless ponies?” Said the filly, Vincent was almost about to make her swallow garlic for the comment. “No they do not look like me at all, besides that my name is Vincent, what’s your name little mare?” Said Vincent to the filly. “Victoria.” She said. Vincent by just hearing her name could almost swear… No it can’t be possible, probably it's just mere coincidence. “I wanted to ask you something Victoria if you don’t mind?” Said Vincent to the filly. “Ask away.” She said. “Just how many are like you? Batponies to be exacly, do they live in other parts of Transylmaneia?” Asked Vincent. “No. We are the only ones.” She said. “The ones living in the manor?” Asked Vincent with a hint of disappointment. He expected to be more of them. “Yes, it’s my batfamily sharing the Manor with other five batfamilies.” Said Victoria. “And their leader is your father?” Said Vincent. “Yes.” She said smiling. “I wonder… Why do you wish to join the princesses?” Said Vincent wanting to know about the mysterious batponies. “It’s the neighbors of the land next to us who just can’t stop bothering us, calling us evil and specially throwing carrots at us, just because we didn’t wish to join the lands with the princesses before.” Said Victoria. “Have you ever tried to talk to their leader?” Said Vincent. “It’s impossible since he is my father’s brother and they hate each other so much as soon they see each other they always end up in a fight.” She said. “What’s the name of your father’s brother? Maybe I could reason with him.” Said Vincent with a smile. “His name is Alexander Anderfoal.” She say… Vincent stayed still like a statue… He could not move. “Processing… It’s just not possible… Confirm…” Vincent thought. “What’s the name of your father?” Said Vincent still smiling and frozen in place. “Alucard.” She said. “Processing… mind FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!” Vincent thought. His frozenness was broken by the bloody door opening, it was Nightmare Moon smiling. “Time to go Hobo, the deal was made.” Said Nightmare Moon smiling and heading towards the exit. “Understood.” Said Vincent following her… But before following her… He took a quick glance inside the pitch black room… He could not see the leader of the batponies… He could only see yellow sunglasses that shine inside the room… [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ Nightmare Moon's quarters] 3 hours left before Dawn… Vincent was with Nightmare Moon inside her room, they were chatting a bit about the batponies and other important things. “Well now that I am going to have my very own personal night guard, I need a leader for it. What do you think Hobo?” Said Nightmare Moon looking at Vincent obviously. “You want me to be the main leader of the night guard?” Said Vincent making sure of what he was hearing. “Why yes, I see what are you capable of by being inside you all these years.” Said Nightmare Moon with a smile. “Your orders are my command Nightmare, whatever you ask shall be done.” Said Vincent. “Excellent! Now… Hobo… I-I- I wanted to tell you something…” Said Nightmare Moon a bit nervous. “What is it?” Said Vincent. “Do you wish to go out one of these days and eat something with me?” Said a bit blushing Nightmare Moon. “Sure why not.” Said Vincent smiling. “Perfect how about the end of the week?” She said. “Sounds good to me.” Said Vincent. “It’s settled then!” Said a very happy Nightmare clopping her hoofs. “Now there is just one thing left…” She said. “What is it?” asked Vincent. “Where are you going to live from now on?” Said Nightmare Moon. “Mmmm.” Thought Vincent… Then a very evil smirk appear on his face. [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery] 3 days later… Midnight… Inside what looked like a new built crypt in Canterlot cemetery could be heard evil laughs, making most of the snobs that pass near the cemetery believe the place is haunted. “Hahahhahahahhahhaaha!” It was Vincent practicing his evil laugh inside the bathroom of his new home that was built very quickly by paying the right price to the right pony builders. “For the love of Celestia, not this again.” Said D trying to use a pillow to block the noise, same could be said of Edward. Lucky for them Vincent will buy them a property in Canterlot so they won’t be bothered by Vincent’s endless never sleeping. The only ones who weren’t bothered by the noise are Vincent’s undead minions and the Timber Wolf. The Undead dragon can rest his spirit by placing his bones on top of Vincent’s crypt for decoration, so if he needs him, he will just need to awake him up. Back inside the bathroom… “Well now I am ready to pay Ponyville a visit tomorrow… Let’s see the list again.” Said Vincent now taking out a list what he made earlier. “Visit Rarity, Party at Pinkie’s place, buy a property in Ponyville, most importantly scare the s**t out of every pony and visit my sister” Vincent could only smirk. This is going to be evilly good. [Location… Victim… I mean Ponyville] In the morning… It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville, you could see many ponies starting to open their shops or head to work or having a very nice breakfast… Only to be interrupted by Lily… “DRAGON!” Screamed Lily watching Vincent’s undead dragon in the distance. Everypony started to panic and head inside their homes to lock themselves again, out of fear. Ponyville looked almost deserted… Vincent landed his undead dragon on the same place as the first time he arrived in Ponyville. Vincent was only been followed by Edward and his Headless Horse. “Head to the Everfree my friend and wait for the call.” Said Vincent patting his undead dragon's skull. The undead dragon nodded him and headed to the Everfree forest. “You still haven’t learned your lesson like last time partner.” It was Applejack carrying her goods for sell, she watched all the show Vincent made by arriving with his dragon… Not to mention he is still in human form. “You worry a little too much Applejack, it's all in good clean evil fun.” Said Vincent. “What'ya doing here anyway?” Asked Applejack kind of knowing it's hard to reason with him. “Well I am here to keep a Pinkie promise, to see Rarity, the Mayor and my sister.” Said Vincent to Applejack. “Can you give me a quick tour Applejack?” Asked Vincent from Applejack. “Pleeaaaseee?....” Said Vincent trying to sound innocent while smiling evilly. “Sorry partner, I can’t leave my goods behind.” Said Applejack looking at her goods. “Don’t worry I can leave Morgan to take care of your apple stand.” Said Vincent. “No can do partner. 'Sides here comes Pinkie Pie.” Said Applejack watching somepony running towards them in the distance. “Vincent!” Said Pinkie Pie very happily. “Yo-” Vincent was about to say something, only to get tackled to the ground by the pink pony standing now on top of him. “VincentgladyoumakeitIwasgoingahitsVincentImusttellhimofthepartyandinviteallmyfriendsmakethecakegowildagainbreakthe fourthwallandbringandrewwkbutifIdidthedoctorwouldbemadatmeforbreakingtheforthwallsoItoughtofbringingadjandtheninvite amariachybandforthespecialoccasion-.” Pinkie Pie babbling was interrupted by Vincent. “Settle down my friend, I am here but I also wanted to tell you if you could place the party at night, first I need to do something before anything else.” Said Vincent to Pinkie Pie. “Okiedokiloky.” She said in her typical cheerful manner. “Hey Pinkie Pie would you mind to take Hobo to see Rarity, he needs to talk to her.” Said Applejack as she needed to work with her goods. “Okay! This way Vincent!” Said Pinkie Pie grabbing Vincent’s hand and dragging him with her at top speed, you could see a cloud trail. Vincent’s minions followed the clouds. “Hahaha.” Gave a light chuckle Applejack heading back to deploy her apple stand. [Location… Ponyville/ Carrousel Boutique] Present time… “We are here!” Said Pinkie Pie just arriving to Carrousel Boutique… Vincent was on the ground with dirt all over his body, his hand is still being hold by Pinkie Pie. “Thanks…” Said Vincent with his face on the ground. Inside Carrousel Boutique…. Rarity was busy making some sketches of new dresses until a knock came from the door of her Boutique. “I am coming~♪” Said Rarity harmoniously heading to open the door. “Welcome to Carousel Boutique were eve- For the love of Celestia what happen to you Hobo!?” Said Rarity watching Vincent really dirty in front of her door. Pinkie Pie left Vincent so she can go and prepare the party. “Pinkie happened.” Said Vincent with a deadpan face. “This can’t be allowed! Enter!” Said Rarity using magic on Vincent forcing him to enter her Boutique. [Minutes later filled with pain…] Vincent was fully clean, with a new hairdo and a new goatee beard thanks to Rarity. Still he kind of feel bad, Rarity is still blushing madly because of what she saw under his pants when she forcefully cleaned the hell out of him (no pun)… “I have to say Rarity I didn’t know you knew how to cut hair.” Said Vincent looking at himself in the mirror. “It’s something one can easy learn if you have the magics.” Said Rarity still blushing a bit. “Anyway, I came here because I wanted to ask you if you could make me some elegant clothes for a date.” Said Vincent. “Of course my dear, you came to the right place.” Said Rarity with a smile. “Perfect! Here is what I need…” Vincent started to tell her what he wanted her to make for him and other clothes because he already got a bit tired of wearing the same. “But darling what you want is a bit… Expensive!” Said Rarity as obsidian stones are expensive in Equestria. “I have the money my friend don’t worry.” Said Vincent handling her a bag of bits he was carrying. “Well… This will do but where did you get all this bits?” Said Rarity surprised of the amount he give her. “I not only work for the Princesses, I am also the owner of some companies.” Said Vincent. “Really? What’s the name?” Asked Rarity really wanting to know. “Can’t tell you yet my friend. It will be a surprise that not even my sister knows.” Said Vincent to Rarity winking. Rarity pouted a bit angry for that. [Location… Ponyville/ Townhall] Minutes later… Once Vincent dealt with Rarity he headed to the Townhall to talk with the Mayor. The problem is that everypony is still locked inside their homes. “In the name of the Princesses of Equestria open the gun damn door or I will blow so hard the door will fall!” Said Vincent just outside Townhall. The main door of the Townhall opened a bit, the Mayor was peeking from the door. “What do you want foul beast?!” Said the Mayor trying to sound brave while hiding with fear. “I am here to buy a property if you have any left in this town! I also work as the Princesses' personal bodyguard!” Said Vincent. “You work for the Princesses?!” Said the Mayor. “Yes! Now can we make business or do I have to bring the entire guard to arrest you!” Said Vincent. “Fine… You can come in.” Said the Mayor allowing Vincent to enter Town Hall. Somewhere else in Ponyville some minions are… Plain lost… [Location… Ponyville/ Library] Present time… Twilight was reading some books until… “Twilight? Isn’t that the Headless Horse of big brother?” Said Spike who was cleaning some dust until he looked outside the window of the library finding Vincent’s Headless Horse looking for something and also being followed by something that was wearing pink pirate looking clothes. “Brother is here?” Said Twilight closing her book and trotting to the window with Spike to look outside and also find the Headless Horse of Vincent still looking around. “Mmm… They seem lost. I will go talk to him. Spike make sure to keep everything clean by the time brother comes.” Said Twilight trotting outside. “No problem.” Said Spike cleaning faster. Outside… The Headless horse was still walking around with Edward until he heared… “Headless!” It was Twilight approaching them. “Twilight what a pleasant surprise.” Said telepathically the Headless Horse to Twilight. “What are you guys doing here all alone? Where’s my brother?” Asked Twilight not seeing Vincent any were. “He needed to see Rarity so Pinkie Pie offered to take him to her. The problem is that she moved to fast by the time we tried to catch up with them, we ended up lost in this town of spineless cowards.” Said the Headless Horse observing the deserted town. “Not everypony in this town is a coward; they just don’t know you guys so well.” Said Twilight. “Whatever… Will you mind if we wait for the master in your house, he told me he needed to do somethings first before paying you a visit.” Asked the Headless Horse. “Sure. Follow me.” Said Twilight guiding Vincent’s Minions to her Library. As soon Twilight was about to enter her home with Vincent’s minions she was stopped by some delivery pegasi. “Are you miss Twilight Sparkle?” Asked the boss of the delivery team, he is a big brown pegasus. “Yes, that’s me. How can I help you.” Said Twilight to the boss. “I am here to deliver some barrels form ‘Sleepy Hoof Nightmares Beer Factory’. By somepony called Vincent.” He said checking his list. Twilight wasn’t so sure about what the barrels contain also wondering what is… Beer… “Will you sign this for me?” Asked the pegasus handing his list with a quill to Twilight. “Sure.” Said Twilight using her magic to sign with the quill the pegasus gave her. “Thank you miss. Now where can we leave the 30 barrels?” Asked the pegasus. “Oh dear…” Said Twilight. (Quick note: Beer is still not so recognized in Ponyville, while in Canterlot they ask mostly for wine than beer so it's also not very recognized. The only place’s that has a high demand on beer is Manehattan, Las Pegasus, Fillydelfia and others.) [Location… Ponyville/ Library] Two hours later… Once Vincent dealt with the Major, he arrived to the Library knocking on the door. “Coming.” Came from behind the door, once it was open. “Brother, it's good to see you.” Said Twilight to Vincent. “Sorry I couldn’t arrive earlier, I needed to deal with some business in Ponyville. “How have you been?” Said Vincent with a smile to Twilight. “Yea I was fine reading my books until you flooded my library with barrels.” Said Twilight. “They arrived! How excellent…” Vincent shut his mouth once he saw Twilights unamused face. “Sorry…” Said Vincent. “Brother you will never change. Still what is… Beer? I have never heard of it.” Said Twilight. “Beer is a very special drink made from where I was from, before arriving here on Equestria. Now I am willing to share the glory of beer and wine with everypony.” Said Vincent with pride. “That sounds good. Now there is a problem… The thing in pink clothes is under 20 barrels the pegasi left on top of him.” Said Twilight pointing with one of her hooves inside the library to a stash of barrels where you can see clear as day some feet coming out from the barrels and also you can hear someone screaming for help under the same barrels. “He will be fine.” Said Vincent giving a light chuckle. [Location… Ponyville/ Sugarcube Corner] Night time… Party time… Once Vincent stayed in the library with Twilight to keep chatting, ponies started to go out in the streets again and continue their own business. Also they received word from the Mayor who summoned everypony in town to the Townhall were she informed them of Vincent that he is not here to harm anypony and also that he is the personal guard of the princesses. Once night arrived everypony was invited to Sugarcube Corner for the welcome party of Vincent. Right now they were hidden to give the typical surprise as soon the lights go on. It was dark in Sugarcube Corner… A shadow could be seen entering the establishment… The lights went on… “SURPRISE!!!” Came from everypony getting out of their hideouts… Only to find Vincent’s headless horse… Everypony was stunned and pale like they just saw a ghost… Well actually… “HEADLESS HORSE!” Came from Lily, everypony started to run in circles inside the establishment. “STFU!” Said Telepatically the Headless Horse to everypony, they quickly shut their mouths and stayed still. “Hey Headlizz, where’s Vincent?” Said Pinkie Pie with cheer to the Headless Horse. “My name is great and powerful Headless Horse to you mortal! Also… my master told me to tell you he will not be able to attend.” Said the Headless Horse to Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie got read as a tomato… “NO PONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!!!!” She screamed angrily to the sky and headed outside to look for Vincent only to… End up her face covered in pie. “What???” Said Pinkie Pie not knowing what hit her. Once she removed the pie from her face using her tongue to remove the flavor. “Mmmmmmm chocolate!” She said only to find Vincent in front of her on top of barrels. “HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you should see the look on your face!” Said Vincent giving a good laugh, Pinkie Pie also laughed with him. “Say what’s in those barrels?!” Said Pinkie Pie to Vincent. “This my friend… *dramatic drum effect* is party in your mouth.” Said Vincent giving a very… VERY evil smirk. Parties will never be the same in Ponyville… (Personal note… WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!) [Miny Grimoire Time!] (During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it) o) Insomnia Spell… You will need: Experience using Psychic Vampire abilities. This is the best way to never need to sleep again and also always feel recharged. Sadly I never have been able to master this spell or use it well. My best recommendation is to ask a true Psychic Vampire to teach you this, don’t worry they don’t bite, they are just like us only more goth and awesome. [Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed. Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you being an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc. Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K Hope you ppl like this chapter and hopefully I will have on time the next one for next week as always. Thank you Zephyr!