//------------------------------// // Chickens and Doctors... NO! // Story: Not so Evil Hobo Necromancer // by NecromancerX69 //------------------------------// DEAR LORD I AM BORED!!!!! Oops sorry I didn't see you there my friends, new chapter is here and late out of procrastination. Still hope you like it, and please thank Zephyr my friend for helping in the pre-read. Hope you like your request JR (SPESS MAHRENS) xD. Thank you Zephyr! It begins... “LoL WooT…” Normal talk “LoL WooT…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk. “LoL WooT…” Thoughts, Inner talk. Colt: Adult pony Mare: Adult pony Filly: Girl pony Foal: Boy pony Chapter 16 Chickens and Doctors… NO! [Location… Ponyville] 2 day later… Everypony was running in panic all over Ponyville and this time they don’t bother to hide in their homes because… “CHICKEN!!!” Screamed Lily. “Is that it darling? You are running in panic because of a chicken?” Said a random pony who still don’t know what is going on. “Just look!” Said Lily pointing with one of her hoofs to a giant chicken that came out of the Everfree Forest not long ago to cause destruction and mayhem. Right now the chicken is devouring Rose's store. Now this pony joined Lily in the screams and running for their lives. The panic kept spreading until… “Don’t worry everypony the rescue team is here!” Said Rainbow Dash also followed by the rest of the mane 6. “Since when are we a rescue team?” Asked Rarity. “Ever since we are the bearers of Harmony you silly.” Said Pinkie Pie with her typical joyful self. As Pinkie talked with Rarity, Twilight Sparkle stand in front of the giant chicken ready to give a good fight for Ponyville, remember that ever since she dealt with the baby Ursa incident, her confidence in her magic abilities grew. Right now the giant chicken starts to approach her. “You shall not pass!” Said Twilight to the chicken as her horn started to grow… only to end up been devoured by the very same chicken in one quick gulp. “It got Twilight!” Said Applejack a bit in panic. “Gasp!” Said Pinkie Pie. “Release her you fool!” Said Rainbow Dash taking a quick flight to the giant chicken to deal with it, only to also end up devoured by the chicken. “Rainbow!” Said Applejack now really angry advancing quickly to the chicken to give it a piece of her mind… or full body… “Not Applejack too!” Said Rarity. “No pony treats my friends!” Said Pinkie Pie with cake in hoof… only to also end devoured with cake by the chicken. “Buck this! I am out of here!” Said Rarity as she tries to escape only to be quickly devoured by the chicken. Fluttershy was really scared… the chicken is now ready to also devour her until… “Please ms. Chicken I know you aren’t mean and evil… will you mind releasing my friends…” Said Fluttershy to the chicken with really cute puppy eyes it can give you an instant heart attack… The chicken stay starting at her eyes for a bit… “Clock.” Said the giant chicken. ‘translation’ “Screw this.” And devour Fluttershy. [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ War room] Present time… Celestia dressed in a commander suit was observing a table with the map of Ponyville in it with a huge toy of a chicken on top to know the enemy movements. “Celestia, the mane six are out of combat!” Said one of the guards of the day. “Release the Wonderbolts!” Said Celestia. [Location… Ponyville] Present time… The Wonderbolts were approaching their target. “This is Spitfire I am going in!” Said Spitfire to her two Wonderbolt companions. “Roger that!” Said Soarin' following her. They were about to hit the chicken with their wings that can cut true metal or wood… only to be quickly devoured by the chicken. [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ War room] Present time… “The Wonderbolts are out of combat!” Said again the guard. “Send the day guard!” Said Celestia as she realized the chicken is getting bigger and bigger. “They are on the way.” Said one of the guards. [Location… Ponyville] Present time… All the day guards were standing a few feet away from the giant chicken… damn it’s so big, big moma jokes can’t fit in this. “My fellow guards! The chicken may take away our lives, but it will never take our Equestria!” Said Shining Armor as he charged the chicken with the rest of the guards. None of them dare to harm it with magic for the ponies it devoured must still be inside. Ten seconds flat later… “Burp…” Said the chicken as it swallowed the last of the guards... Inside the chicken… Everypony is inside the chicken's stomach and safe thanks to Twilight Sparkle as she protects them with a magical bubble shield, now with her brother on her side he also helps her with his magic to keep them safe by reinforcing the shield with his own magic. “Glad to see you brother.” Said Twilight as she keeps focusing on the spell. “Me to Twily, although I wish it could be in better circumstances.” Said Shining Armor also focusing on the spell. “This is it then… we are gone!” Rarity was going to say something only to be stopped by Pinkie Pie. “No you silly filly, we will be fine we still have the princesses.” Said Pinkie Pie as she lifted the spirits of everypony. [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ War room] Present time… “The Day guard is out of combat!” Said the guard. “Dammit!” Said Celestia stomping one of her hooves on the table. “Send the Night guard!” Said Celestia to the guard. [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery/ Crypt] Present time… Vincent in human form was busy messing around with some corpses attaching them together to make something cool or horrible as many ponies would say… Until a fire scroll appeared magically in front of him. He picked it with his dirty bloodied hand and readed it. “Giant chicken attacking Ponyville, please send the night guard to deal with the problem…” Said Vincent as he read it… “Silly Trollestia, there’s no such thing as giant chickens.” Said Vincent confident with his brony skills to know there is not a single episode with a giant chicken in it. [Location… Canterlot/ Palace/ War room] Present time… A letter magically appear in front of Celestia, it’s a bit dirty in blood… “Screw you, I do what I want, plus me and the guard work only in night time…” Said Celestia as she read it… There is still many hours until night time. “HOBO!!!” Said Celestia really angry making one of her guards faint in fear. “Guards, wake up Nightmare Moon! We need her to command Hobo!” Said Celestia to the guard. “Right away!” Said the guard. [Location… Ponyville] One hour later… Appearing magically a few feet away from Ponyville via teleport is the Night guard followed by Vincent in pony mode and Nightmare Moon. “Oh… wow and I thought she was joking.” Said Vincent as he saw the giant chicken stomping the mayor’s office. “It’s not a joke Hobo we need you and your guards to deal with it.” Said Nightmare Moon as she quickly winks at her bat guards. “Very well…” Said Vincent, but not before… “Mmm, cordon blue, roasted chicken, fajitas, etc.” He was thinking what to do with the chicken once they beat it and for the look in Gilda eyes she seems to also like chicken the same ways as her commander. “Night Guard, today the enemy is at our door! We know our duty and we will do it. We fight for our honor as Night Guards, as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the name of Nightmare Moon!” “And if we die this day, we die in glory, we die heroes' deaths, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemy who will taste death and defeat!” “We are the Night Guard! WE ARE NIGHTMARE MOON’S FURY!” Said Vincent finally as he saw his guards charge the chicken with devotion. Then out of nowhere he takes a megaphone. “Twilight, Shining! If you can hear me double the power of your shield so we can deal with the chicken in one go!” Said Vincent. Inside the chicken… “You hear him sis.” Said Shinning Armor. “Yeah, let's do this.” Said Twilight. “Lerooooy Jenkins!” Said Pinkie Pie. Both Twilight and Shining Armor stare at Pinkie Pie with a lol wut face. “Just do it.” Said Pinkie Pie smiling. Both Shining Armor and Twilight boost their power and made their shield even stronger it could survive the hit of a nuclear missile. Outside the night guard coordinated by Vincent, they distracted the giant chicken with their unicorns throwing it strong fire spells. This allowed the winged troops to behead the chicken while it was distracted… That’s why the day guard couldn’t defeat it, because they are too soft to kill a living thing. The Night guards opened the chicken's stomach with their own swords and helped the ponies that were trapped inside to get out of it one by one… Many of the ponies were speechless form the sight of what happened… Specially Fluttershy she just headed to her cottage quickly and crying for the poor chicken that died. Standing in line the Night guard were waiting for further orders. All the winged guards were covered in blood except for the unicorns that attacked at a distance. “GOOD WORK CHICKENS! HEAD BACK TO THE BARRACKS AND WAIT FOR FURTHER ORDERS! YOU EARNED A PROMOTION!” Said Vincent with pride to his guards. They teleported… Now Vincent was alone with Twilight, Shining Armor, Nightmare Moon and the rest of the mane six minus Fluttershy. “Hobo… did you really need to… kill it…” Tried to say Shining Armor with a bit of calm in is voice for he could see a few of the mares angry at hobo for what he did. “Of course. How else am I going to eat it?” Said Vincent like it’s nothing unusual. “Eat it! What’s wrong with you!” Said Dash angrily. Yea they still don’t know he eats meat except Twilight and Nightmare. “I am omnivorous it means I eat meat and vegetables because I am not a pony.” Said Vincent. “But that is just wrong; you can’t kill a living thing and just eat it!” Said Applejack also angry. “Well sorry my good friend but that’s how I was raised in my planet and ever since I was a little boy I love to eat chickens.” Said Vincent making the girls feel a bit sick. “ 'Sides what are you complaining, you also eat chickens.” Said Vincent. “We don’t eat chickens!” Said the girls except Nightmare and Shining. “Yes you do, you eat eggs as you use them for the pastries.” Said Vincent. “They are not chickens, they are just eggs you silly.” Said Pinkie Pie. “Chickens are grown up eggs anyway.” Said Vincent making the girls feel like something hit them hard in the chest. “Well… I need to talk to Fluttershy. And Nightmare we need to talk about what happen today in private. Shining I wish we could talk a bit more but again there are things that needs to be done. Same to you sister.” Said Vincent to everypony before disappearing via teleport. “Wait! What about the chicken!” Said Shining only to find zombie ponies taking the chicken in pieces, if you could see them from above you could mistake them by ants. “Oh…” Said Shining. “Take care everypony.” Said Nightmare Moon teleporting away. Shining gave a quick hug to her sister before also teleporting away to join the day guard. “Fluttershy…” Said Rarity with worry. [Location… Ponyville/ Fluttershy's cottage] Present time… Fluttershy was crying on her couch as her animal friends tried to comfort her from what ever happened to her… Until a knock came from the door… Angel bunny opened the door to find a colt he haven’t see before yet he couldn’t place a paw of why but he instantly hated him… Not to mention he stinks of death… “Hello Angel is Fluttershy home? I need to talk to her.” Tried to say Vincent only to find Angel closing the door on his face. “Why does bunnies don’t get along with me…” Said Vincent with a deadpan face (Honest truth… I can’t have bunnies as familiar companions, they don’t like me at all and I am not joking). Vincent teleported inside the cottage to find Fluttershy still crying, but once she saw Vincent she got really angry, she pounced Vincent to the floor and used her legendary stare on him. “How dare you to kill that innocent chicken!” Said Fluttershy to Vincent. Vincent felt something he didn’t feel in a while and that is fear, sadly he knows a way to break the stare with one spell but he doesn’t wish to harm Fluttershy. “Innocent?” Thought Vincent with a sweat. “You! You monster!” Said Fluttershy. “Fluttershy… if you could stop… using the stare… perhaps I could… explain myself…” Said Vincent really scared. “Fine!” Said Fluttershy stopping the stare. “Now what do you have to say of yourself!” Said Fluttershy still mad... Then Vincent proceed to tell her of him being a chicken eater and other things she needs to know… Once he finished explaining himself… “But the chicken… Didn’t need to die…” Said Fluttershy with tears coming back again… man it makes Vincent feel as bad as a song of Rebbeca Black or Double take. “Fluttershy… What if I tell you the chicken is still among us…” Said Vincent with a smile… “What…” Said Fluttershy wiping some tears from her face… “Let me show you… Close your eyes…” Said Vincent with a sweet voice it makes her close her eyes. “Now picture yourself in front of a lake…” Said Vincent… In Fluttershy's mind… She is in front of the lake Vincent told her to picture... She waited for another command but none came… until she saw it… many animals of different sizes and colors surrounded her… She didn’t picture this, they just appear out of nowhere, until a small mouse stop in front of her… She couldn’t believe it. This mouse is Mister Jingles, it passed away two years ago its death made her cry for days. “M-m-mister Jingles?” Said Fluttershy almost not believing it. The mouse nodded her. She quickly hug it as she begins to cry for she missed him. Then the rest of the animals approached her. She did recognize some of them while others are completely unrecognizable yet they are there to help her for they know she is really kind to animals. “Open your eyes…” Said Vincent outside of her mind. Fluttershy hesitated for she didn’t wish to leave Mr. Jingles, but in the back of her head there was this voice that told her to trust him so she opens her eyes… Back to the real world… She finds Vincent in front of her… with transparent Crows on his back??? Yes Vincent was followed by spirits of Crows, ones of the many familiar companions he has. “Look at your hooves...” Said Vincent to Fluttershy. Once she look down she found the same mouse she saw in her mind only transparent on her hooves. “H-how?” Said Fluttershy a bit amazed and happy. “It’s something I learned in my home planet, I knew you will like it, and as of how even I don’t know.” Said Vincent with a smile. “Now look…” Said Vincent pointing with one of his hooves the spirit of the chicken he killed with the night guard, no its not big is just the size of a normal chicken. “That is something I keep telling to everybody, dead is only the beginning.” Said Vincent smiling. “T-thank you…” Said Fluttershy really thankful of what he taught her… “Hobo… Can I ask you something?...” Said Fluttershy a bit shy… “Anything.” Said Vincent. “Why?... Why did you come to comfort me when that happen?...” Said Fluttershy thinking Vincent was one mean evil monster without feelings… “Because you remind me a lot of myself as a little kid, and I consider you like a little sister, I can’t just leave you all sad, it pains me to see you sad.” Said Vincent with honesty. “Thank you… Mind if I call you… Brother…” Said Fluttershy. Vincent’s mind was blown by the cuteness and what Fluttershy ask. “I would be honored to be called your brother dear sister.” Said Vincent really happy, hopefully Twilight won’t be jealous. What Vincent didn’t know is that one Pink pony was eavesdropping them outside of Fluttershy cottage. “He can stay…” Said Pinkie Pie with a warm smile… but she looked to the fourth wall again… “We need to find somepony to fix this mess or I will be forced to send him back…” Said Pinkie Pie a bit sad… They still have like a month or three before the fourth wall collapses destroying all Equestria… They need a miracle… [Location… Ponyville/ Market] Two Months later… Time passes by and Vincent's guards win a new rank… now they are called dogs of the imperium of the night. Plus not to mention Vincent started to help a bit Shining Armor with the training of his own troops by just giving him some tips. The names stop when Nightmare Moon ordered Vincent to stop giving names to the guards, after all it was thanks to that, Nightmare Moon was forced to make a giant chicken. Not to mention Vincent started to make funny propaganda posters for the night guard, the picture in it is him with his top hat posing like Uncle Sam. Also Vincent started to monitor everything to stay fully alert after the incident with the chicken, he doesn’t wish to be found surprised by whatever is going to happen next. Later winter wrap up came and Vincent send everything to hell in order to be in Ponyville in undercover to experience firsthand his favorite episode and sing to his heart content. Once that ended he kept dealing with the guards, and started to recruit mares into the night guard… Their reward is Edward the gay vampire… Damn Vampire! Even in Equestria he can win fans quickly by just taking the sun. Vincent also started to help Nightmare Moon and her bat guards in teaching his forbidden spells that helps him keep awake forever. That way she can help Celestia with her duties during day light and still be able to deal with the night duties. Right now Vincent has a bit of free time and is enjoying the daylight in Ponyville market until… something called his attention… Vincent was walking to Applejack's stand to buy some apples so he can cook a pie for himself and maybe a few to share with his friends after all he loves cooking. “You sir here to buy some apples?” Asked cute Applebloom to a certain brown stallion with an hour-glass as a cutie mark. “No thanks.” Answered the stallion to Applebloom. “Why not?” Said Applebloom as she started to invade the brown stallion's private space. “I have plenty at home.” He said… then the rest came making the poor stallion buy an apple against his will in order to get rid of Applebloom. Once he bought the apple he sprinted for his life. “You forgot your change!” Said Applejack to the stallion a bit embarrassed by Applebloom's antics. Until they got distracted by… “Hey Applejack, Applebloom. How ya doing.” Said Vincent approaching the girls in pony mod. “I just sell my first apple!” Said Applebloom to Vincent with joy then she started to inspect her flank to see if she finally got her cutie mark. “She finally got her cutie mark… of all the bucks I give.” Said Vincent mentally laughing a bit of his own joke. “Well hope you don’t mind to sell me a few apples Applebloom.” Said Vincent making Applebloom smile. Once she sold Vincent a full sack… “Hey Applejack can I ask you a question?” Said Vincent to Applejack wile Applebloom fills the sack of Vincent with many, way TOO MUCH apples. “Sure partner.” Said Applejack with a smile. “Do you know the name of the stallion who just run away and where does he live?” Said Vincent. “Oh. That fellow, sorry partner I don’t know anything about him, except that he just recently arrived in Ponyville. Also I think he is married with Derpy the mail pony.” Said Applejack to Vincent remembering the party Pinkie Pie made just for him… as always… “Then I will ask Pinkie Pie, thank you Applejack.” Said Vincent leaving the girls. What Vincent didn’t realized is that again Applebloom noticed something everypony seemed not to see… Vincent’s cutie mark changed shape. “Did you see that!” Said Applebloom to Applejack once he was out of earshot. “What sugarcube?” Said Applejack. “His cutie mark changed!” Said Appleboom. “Don’t be silly cutie marks can’t change.” Said Applejack now attending a costumer. “But… but….” Said Applebloom with confusion. “There is something strange with that pony and I will prove it one day.” Said Applebloom mentally. [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery/ Crypt] That night… Vincent was very busy making two different costumes for the perfect prank in the history of the universe… He came up with the idea after talking with Pinkie Pie about the stallion that arrived in Ponyville. Who could say he is actually named… The Doctor. “He is in for a big surprise.” Said Vincent with the most evil grin he could muster as he finished the last details on one of the costumes. “Is this really necessary?” Said a very tired vampire. “Stop complaining Morgan and keep practicing your lines. Also if you screw this up I will tie you naked in middle of Canterlot for all your fans to molest you.” Said Vincent. Poor Edward could only shiver with fear for that very idea. [Location… Ponyville/ House of the Whooves] Morning… Doctor Whooves just woke up as the first rays of sun illuminated his bed, he has to admit Celestia sure knows how to bring beautiful mornings every day. On his side embracing him is his beautiful wife… Derpy, the best thing that happened in his entire life. Not to mention his daughters Dinky and Sparkler. Carefully trying not to wake her beautiful wife he gets up from the bed and heads downstairs to make breakfast for his family. Now the Doctor was busy in the kitchen making breakfast until a knock came from the front door… “Mmm… I wonder who could that be.” Said the Doctor as he approach the door. Once he opened it… He got pale as a corpse for what was in front of his house. A Dalek and a Cybermen… Literally… (Click Me) “EXTERMINATE! DELETE!” Said in unison the Cybermen and the Dalek in a robotic like voice. The Doctor quickly closed his door with a slam in fear and quickly headed to the basement looking for something. In the front door… Vincent hidden inside the awesome Dalek costume he made, he was having one hell of a good laugh. Edward, was simply drag into this… maybe if he knew of the doctor he might find this funny. The laughter ceased once the front door of the whooves was blown by an unknown laser coming from inside the house. The laser hit Edward sending him flying to the outskirts of Ponyville. “Oh shit.” Said Vincent in Dalek like voice. The Doctor came out of the house with a huge lascannon launcher(Click Me) on his hooves, now he was pointing it to Vincent. “Wait, let me Explain, Explain!” said Vincent still in Dalek like voice. “Why don’t you Daleks ever leave me alone?!” Said the Doctor with rage in his voice, still pointing the lascannon to Vincent. He pulled the trigger… “Horse apples…” Said Vincent, quickly he got out of the costume in time before it was blasted to shreds. Vincent was in pony mod by the way. Now the Doctor was confused in seeing actually a pony coming out of the Dalek he destroy. “What??? Who are you?” Said the Doctor lowering the lascanon. “I am the Necromancer.” Said Vincent getting up on his hoofs also trying to imitate the voice of the doctor. “That sounds rubbish.” Said the Doctor. “I know, right?” Said Vincent smiling. “Sorry for bothering you Doctor, I just couldn’t hold myself and simply I got to make that prank.” Said Vincent smiling sheepishly. “How do you even know about me?” Said the Doctor. “Spoilers.” Said Vincent laughing a bit. “Just kidding if you wish we can continue this conversation inside.” Said Vincent. “Sounds good to me.” Said the Doctor dropping the lascannon to the floor. “Allons-Y.” Said Vincent entering the house with the Doctor right behind him. Three hours later… Vincent was in his human form now having a really nice chat with the famous Doctor Who. Vincent told everything he knew about him and what he saw in the episodes, not to mention how he end up in Equestria. The Doctor found fascinating the idea of a dimension that consider him a tv show, and after all the things he saw in his life it was not surprising as that dimension with him as a woman (Rule 63 anyone). The Doctor also told Vincent how he ended up in Equestria after his TARDIS was hit by something called a rainboom making him crash in Manehattan and turning him into a pony. Not to mention the story of falling in love with Derpy… He meet her for the first time inside a shop of clocks he opened in Manehattan. Later he got his two beautiful fillies. Not to mention that just recently he moved from Manehattan to live in Ponyville with his family as Derpy was transfered from the Manehattan post office to Ponyville. Of course Vincent meet the Doctor’s family before each of them headed to do their duties. For example Derpy did recognized Vincent after what happen with the piano back in Manehattan… while the fillies left to school. “So Doctor, are you still having adventures or you chose to retire?” Said Vincent as he drank some Earlgrey-tea Derpy offered him. “Is not that I wish to stop my trips… is just that my ship died and can no longer be repaired.” Said the Doctor with a hint of sadness. “What about River Song, what happened to her?” Said Vincent. “She died the first time I meet her, don’t you remember?” Said the Doctor. “Oh yeah, silly me. And the Silence?” Said Vincent. “Probably they must be celebrating since they haven’t hear from me in a while.” Said the Doctor. “Can I see the TARDIS?” Said Vincent with a smile. “Follow me.” Said the Doctor heading to the basement… 5 Minutes later… “It’s bigger on the inside. Yea I know it sounds cliché but I always wanted to say it Doctor.” Said Vincent as he takes a good look inside the TARDIS. “It brings memories by just hearing you say that.” Said the Doctor. “You are getting old.” Said Vincent with an evil grin. The Doctor made an are you serious face. “Just kidding.” Said Vincent until he saw her… the spirit of the TARDIS in the body that she claim in that episode, she looked like Phoenix only more human looking. “Hello TARDIS, How are ya?” Said Vincent to the spirit, and for the look of it she can’t be seen by the Doctor. “You can see me?” Said the TARDIS. “Of course I can see you I am a necromancer.” Said Vincent. “Who are you talking to?” Said the Doctor. “I am talking to your TARDIS, her spirit is still here even if her body died.” Said Vincent. “That’s not possible, spirits are made out of gas and other stuff it can be seen.” Said the Doctor. “I am telling you the truth Doctor she is still here.” Said Vincent. “Oh really? Ask her something about me that only she knows.” Said the Doctor raising an eyebrow. “He misses using underwear and always comes at night to cry for me…” Said the TARDIS. “She says that you miss using underwear and you always come at night to cry.” Said Vincent. “Ok… Disturbing but interesting.” Said the Doctor now picking up his sonic screwdriver and making a scan on Vincent. “Fascinating, readings.” Said the Doctor checking the scan. “He will be like that for a while.” Said the TARDIS. “I know, anyway do you enjoy being well… dead?” Said Vincent. “Can’t say I like it, but neither don’t like it.” Said the TARDIS. “Will you like to travel the stars again?” Said Vincent. “There is no way someone can revive me now that my power died, the doctor tried everything from unicorn magic to unknown powers in Equestria and they can’t turn me back on.” Said the TARDIS. “What if I can tell you I can bring you back from the dead?” Said Vincent, now the TARDIS was paying attention. “Who are you?” Said the TARDIS. “I am the Necromancer, and I am here to help you both…” Vincent stopped once he saw the Doctor still checking the scan he got from the screw driver. “Never mind, still don’t worry dear TARDIS I will help you even if it takes me a millennia.” Said Vincent. “Why do you sound so much like the Doctor?” asked the TARDIS. “Can’t help it, the Doctor is cool.” Said Vincent with a sheepish grin. [Location… Canterlot/ Cemetery] one week later close to midnight… It took Vincent a week to find a way to resurrect the TARDIS of the Doctor, Now with the help of his undead dragon he brought the TARDIS to the Canterlot Cemetery to begin the resurrection at midnight, also he hired a few pegasi to make a small storm for the ritual to work. Right now he has a few minutes to talk to the Doctor before he can begin. “Doctor are you ready? For as soon I turn your TARDIS into a undead TARDIS you must travel in time and space to bring her completely back to life or else she will die again and will take me years to do the ritual again.” Said Vincent to the Doctor. “Yeah, I am ready, isn’t that right my muffins.” Said the Doctor to his family for he wished to share his journey beyond the stars with them . Derpy, Sparkler and Dinky nodded to the doctor. “Verry well, we can proceed.” Said Vincent heading inside his crypt and after a few minutes later he left it with a large obsidian stone on his hands, it is filled with death magic, hopefully it will be enough to bring the TARDIS back to life. The TARDIS was placed on top of a huge pentagram and her entrance was facing west of Canterlot. Vincent entered the TARDIS with the obsidian stone and placed it next to what once was the life force of the TARDIS, once he did this, he left the TARDIS and stood in front of the pentagram. “You ready TARDIS?” Said Vincent. “Ready.” Said the TARDIS' spirit. Then he began the ritual, Vincent started to chant strange words to the sky making the pentagram start to glow blood red, once it glowed the pegasi Vincent hire know it was their time to make the storm come to life. With the skies pitch-black and extreme thunders started to spin on top of the TARDIS looking like a whirlwind of death for the concentration of high voltage. Once Vincent finished the last chants… the TARDIS was stuck down by deadly volts of electricity, they made it shake like an earthquake. The inside of the TARDIS was starting to glow in greenish ghoul. “IT’S ALIVE!!!” Said Vincent manically to the skies. “GO DOCTOR! IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO RIDE AGAIN!” Said Vincent now with his magic making a path for the Doctor and his family to enter the TARDIS and not get hit by the thunder bolts that keep falling on the TARDIS. “Thank you Vincent!” Said the Doctor as he entered the TARDIS with his family right behind him, once he closed the door of the TARDIS, it started to disappear by a familiar glow and sound, until there was nothing on top of the Pentagram. The skies cleared themselves on their own; the pegasi didn’t know what happen. “Good luck Doctor.” Said Vincent a bit tired for the ritual, he thank the pegasi by dismissing them for a job well done and was about to head home only to hear the same familiar sound. The TARDIS came back now appearing next to his crypt. “We are back!” Said the Doctor along with his family only that this time they look human instead of Ponies. “That was quick Doctor what happened?” Said Vincent. “What didn’t happen? We beat Daleks, we meet old friends, new enemies and other amazing things.” Said the Doctor. “Awesome Doctor, but now if you excuse me I am a bit tired of fixing your TARDIS. I am going to bed.” Said Vincent. “Wait.” Said the Doctor. “What now.” Said Vincent. “I have a gift for you.” Said the Doctor, from his pocket he got out a sonic screwdriver, signed by the Doctor himself. “I-I- I don’t know what to say.” Said Vincent amazed by the gift. “Think of nothing my friend, you saved my life from boredoom and fixed my TARDIS, it’s the least I can do.” Said the Doctor. “Thank you Doctor.” Said Vincent. “You are wel-” The Doctor was going to say something only to be picked up by a quick pink blur, entering the TARDIS with the Doctor and the family again, later followed by the familiar sound and disappearance of the TARDIS. “What just happened?” Said Vincent trying to process in his mind what happened in front of him. Inside the TARDIS… “Pinkie Pie?” Said the Doctor as he saw her start to pull levers and buttons. “No time to explain Doctor we need to save Equestria.” Said Pinkie Pie now giving the Doctor and his family materials like cement, paint, brushes and other stuff needed to fix a wall in time and space. “Well… Allons-Y.” Said the Doctor not very amused. [Location… Everfree forest/ Ursa Mayor cave] Present time… “Help…” Said in a whisper Edward as he has been pampered by an Ursa Mayor, it was brushing his hair with a huge toothbrush. Until… *blink* Edward was teleported away from there. “Thank you, I reall-” Edward was about to say something to his savior only to find Molestia in a tight leather suit. “HEEEEEEELP!!!” Scream Edward to the skies… but he forgot… in Celestia room of forbidden secrets… no one can hear your screams. [Miny Grimoire Time!] (During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it) o) Familiar Companions... Already talk about this kind of spell in the first chapters. [Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed. Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you being an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc. Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K That's it ppl hope you like it... but before you go! What ya think of getting my own enemy in the world of MLP? If you say yes I will allow you to make it and from the villains you ppl make I will chose only one or two at most. Also as I say... I am bored as F**K! please I need inspiration... recommend me a movie or a free video game(preferably a MO or something like that) that is so awesome it can lift my spirits and inspiration. Sadly also I wont get Diablo 3 until later on. Mainly because of the servers and I am out of money for I am collecting it to get the full seasons of Doctor Who. xD Last! This story I made is so lonely and with many dislikes please help it or dislike it more but at least give me a review of why it sucks.>>> Click Me Thanks everypony and have a nice day. Thank you Zephyr!!!