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It begins....

“LoL WooT…” Normal talk
“LoL WooT…” Inner demon, conscience, telepathy talk.
“LoL WooT…” Thoughts, Inner talk.

Colt: Adult pony
Mare: Adult pony
Filly: Girl pony
Foal: Boy pony
Sensei: Teacher in Japanese.

Chapter 8
Mother of all Cutie Pox… NO!

[Location… Sleepy Hoof Town/ Cemetery] Day before the mane 6 earn their cutie marks…

Vincent was meditating in middle of the cemetery while talking at the same time with one of the five spirit guards that died in Sleepy Hoof many years ago.

“I can be a good necromancer if you help me.” Said Vincent to the spirit guard whose name is Phoenix the Unicorn.

“Indeed you could.” Said Phoenix.

“And you can turn into a legend by being my personal Headless Horse.”

“Indeed could happen.”

“You can become the greatest undead knight in all of Equestria.”

“Indeed could happen.”

“You could bring fear to all who dare to threat Equestria.”

“Indeed could happen.”

“You could become Nightmare Moon's weapon of mass
destruction.”

“Indeed could happen.”

Somewhere in planet Earth a certain bush sneezed.

“You could be rich, and undead mares will go wild for you.”

“Indeed could happen.”

“Then… Will you become my personal Headless Horse?”

“Nope.”

Somewhere in Equestria a red earth-pony foal of 7 years sneezed.

Vincent stoped his meditation falling on his back exhausted of talking with many spirits for a while trying to find somepony willing to become his personal Headless Horse

“*Sigh*… Why, may I know?” Said Vincent to Phoenix a bit annoyed.

“Because I love being dead.” Said Phoenix with the typical poker face every guard has in Equestria.

“But… Isn’t your name Phoenix? You are supposed to be able to reborn again like it is your destiny.” Said Vincent trying to convince Phoenix to help him.

“Sorry but no, my real name is Ray, but the guards call me Phoenix for going wild with many mares at the same time, and even daring to face a full town during mating season on my own. No matter how many mares leave me empty to the bone, I always come back for more. That’s how the guards ended up calling me Phoenix.” Said Phoenix still with his poker face.

“Wow that just awesome man… How did you died?” Said Vincent sudden regretting asking that question, remember, NEVER ask a spirit how he died for it could lead to very, VERY bad consequences, unless is an easy going spirit, or he is willing to tell you about it.

“Death by snu-snu… The best way to go.” Said it Phoenix with pride.

“Why I am not surprised?” Said Vincent with a bad poker face.

“Now if you excuse me there’s this pretty mare that likes to take a shower at this hour, take care Hobo.” Said Phoenix with a bit of drool in his mouth disappearing from view.

“If he was still alive I would have him executed on sight for that!” Said it a very angry Nightmare Moon.

“Well he is dead already and I still can’t find a spirit willing to help me… Guess I will have no choice but to summon the original owner of the body and force him to work against his will…” Said Vincent almost in defeat.

“I have a plan.” Said Nightmare Moon with a smile on her face.

“Can you summon a spirit from far away?” Asked Nightmare Moon.

“Why yes I can do that but I need a specific name in order to do it.”

“Then summon the spirit of Maxim, he used to be my personal unicorn guard, and hopefully he might be willing to help you for he always wished to be immortal, to be by my side.” Said Nightmare Moon a bit sad for the last part.

“You were in love with him?”

“Yes and no… You see an immortal like me cannot fall in love with a mortal, for the pain of losing the one you love…” A small tear appear in her face.

“Now I wish I could be able to tell him how much sorry I am for never telling him the truth… I did love him back.” Said Nightmare Moon cleaning the tear with one of her hooves.

“Well then… Let’s make a phone call.” Said Vincent smiling a bit.

“What is a phone?”

“Nothing important at the moment, let’s just summon him.” Said Vincent taking out of his pockets a homemade pendulum made out of one of the broken bloody obsidian stones that fail to work in some personal ritual.

He stand up from the ground and with the pendulum raised in his right hand Vincent started to chant again his forbidden magic.

Blue Blood was training with Fancy Pants using sticks in their hooves. Thanks to Vincent they learned the art of the double sword (Let’s face it ponies in Equestria can grab things with their hoofs just like hands. Why? Because friendship is magic, that’s why, now deal with it!).

Their training was interrupted by the sudden black clouds that were covering the cemetery, Blue Blood and Fancy Pants were in awe (by now some of the pegasi in the town got use to the sudden change of weather thanks to that nuthead ‘Hobo’. In other words they know it won’t last long).

Once Vincent stop the chant, a greenish gray smoke started to merge from beneath the earth, revealing the spirit of Maxim…

“Who dares to summon The Great and Powerful Maximilian! I was too busy waiting for the return of Mistress Luna just to be bothered by a mere mortal! Speak up why did you call me or face the wrath of The Great and Powerful Maximilian!” Said the spirit of Maxim, who was just a unicorn with royal armor.

“For the love of Celestia is he relative of Trixie?… This is going to be a drag... Actually I am going to enjoy this.” Thought Vincent.

“It is I Vincent the necromancer who is also the biggest and sexiest asshole of all Equestria! I summon you, so you can serve me as my personal Headless Horse, for you should feel honored to work for the biggest and sexiest asshole of all Equestria!” Said Vincent with a mean ass evil grin.

“Are you trying to mock me mortal! I am the Great and Powerful Maximilian! I shall never serve an inferior mortal for I am the Great and Powerful Maximilian!” For the love of kami he must be a dead relative of Trixie.

“You are gone serve me till the day I cease to exist in the name of my Princess Nightmare Moon!” Said Vincent.

“I only serve Luna and I will only follow her orders! Not yours mere mortal for she is locked inside the moon!”

“She is inside me or you are not so great and powerful for you didn’t notice since you were summoned!”

“WHAT!” Said the spirit starting to check Vincent by spiritual detail only then he indeed find her.

“H-hh-h-how is this even possible if she is still locked in the moon there is no way she is here with us!” Said the spirit of Maxim in disbelief once he found the spirit of Nightmare Moon inside Vincent’s body.

“I am going to regret this but only for today I will allow you Maxim to enter my body so you can talk with Nightmare Moon.” Said Vincent to Maxim.

“What?” Said Nightmare Moon surprised.

She didn’t receive an answer because Vincent opened his body like the mediums in his planet, allowing Maxim to enter his body against his will… Once inside.

“Luna is that really you…” Said Maxim still not believing what is seeing in front of him, inside Vincent’s head.

“Yes Maxim it is I Princess Luna, but now I am named Nightmare Moon.” Maxim is the nickname Luna gave him when he was still alive.

“How is this possible? I was there when your sister locked you inside the moon, I shed many tears for you ever since in my spiritual body and I am still waiting for your return. But now you are here I, I don’t know what to say.” Said Maxim shedding a small tear.

“Maxim, there is something I wanted to tell you but never got the guts to do it, I did love you back, I really did… but now that is just impossible with you being dead… So at least I wanted to tell you how sorry I am for never opening my hearth for you.” Said Nightmare Moon starting to cry… Maxim approached her and hugged her also shedding tears.

“I knew it Nightmare, I knew somewhere deep inside of you, you share the same feeling, but I am also a fool for not giving my best to win your love.”

“Oh, Maxim, I am so sorry…” Said Nightmare Moon using her wings to embrace Maxim.

“It’s ok Nightmare I am here and I am more than happy for telling me that. And I know I can never be by your side now but know this, I will always love you no matter what.”

“Me too Maxim… Me too.” Said Nightmare Moon giving Maxim a small kiss in his lips, a kiss of goodbye for they know they will never be together the way they wish, for the living must move on, same for the dead.

“Now I know you wanted to be immortal Maxim, and I was actually the one who ordered your summoning, so you can serve my new body guard for he can give you undead life and since he will serve me we can be at least together for now on as my most loyal undead guard. What ya say Maxim will you help Hobo in being his personal Headless Horse?” Asked Nightmare Moon releasing him from her wings.

“The mere mortal who summon me? Well I do have to thank him some way for allowing me to meet you again dear Nightmare.” Said Maxim smiling to her.

“Still you didn’t tell me how is it that you are here? And just what is this creature who summon me?” Asked a bit confused and happy Maxim.

Then Nightmare Moon started to tell him everything that happen from Vincent arriving because of her to the present time… Outside Vincent’s body.

“Sensei! Sensei! Respond are you ok?!” Asked Blue Blood shaking the body of Vincent again for not receiving a response for a while ever since both Blue Blood and Fancy Pants watched him faint once the spirit entered his body (yes now both have 3rd eye now).

Fancy Pants just returned with a few of the town’s folk and one of the nurses to take Vincent to the Hospital.

[Location… Sleepy Hoof Town/ Cemetery] The day the mane 6 earn their cutiemarks…

Once he got out of the Hospital the next day because he was fainted for some time, thanks to the spirit of Maxim, he was heading to the Cemetery to raise his personal undead minion for the first time in his life.

Vincent headed inside the crypt in his human form where the body of his Headless Horse was about to be reanimated through a very difficult forbidden ritual.

While Blue Blood and Fancy Pants were waiting patiently outside because the Slender Mane didn’t allowed them to enter with his master, for is a hard task to raise the dead so he must not be disturbed.

Inside Vincent was having a last minute conversation with Maxim before initiating the greatest of forbidden rituals… Reanimation of a corpse.

“Well Maxim anything you want to ask before we can proceed, I need you 100% willing to do this for it to work.” Said Vincent to Maxim.

“I the Great and Powerful Maxim is ready for the ritual! But now that you mention it… How can a corpse live without his head???” Said Maxim a bit clueless.

“Don’t worry for that, it will be like carrying armor only made out of flesh, and since you are already dead there’s no need for you to eat, for the obsidian stones I planted on the body are specially made to make sure your body never rots in necrosis, and if you get wounded, the stones will regenerate the skin like nothing happen.”
Said Vincent a bit professional.

“Oh, ok… Are you sure this is… Safe?” Said Maxim with last minute worries.

“Well you are dead, no pain, no worries for that.” Said Vincent smiling.

“Fine let’s get this over with.” Said Maxim entering the body of the Headless Horse.

Vincent got everything ready, lots of symbols drawn on the walls with blood, a huge pentagram on the floor with the corpse of the Headless Horse on top, and lots of black and withe candles placed strategically inside the crypt for the ritual to begin.

Vincent cut a bit of his palm in his right hand and let his blood fall on top of the corpse and started to chant his forbidden ritual, making all the symbols in the room glow red, he kept on it for a while for is a long ritual.

Somewhere else in Cloudsdale a small rainbow filly pegasi is ready to change the fate of many with her skills in need for speed in a race for the honor of one of her friends.

Vincent kept chanting, darkness started to fill the skies of Sleepy Hoof.

“I say what’s with Sensei always making the sky’s go black every time he does a ritual?” Said Fancy Pants watching the dark sky.

“He likes to make it look more dramatic, at least that’s what he told me.” Said Blue Blood to Fancy Pants also watching the sky.

In Cloudsdale the race started…

Once Vincent stopped the chant the walls stopped to glow in red and the skies were cleaned again. The corpse is not moving at all!

“WHAT! It should have WORKED!!!” Said Vincent angry.

“Not to interrupt Hobo but have you ever consider trying it in your foal form, maybe it could work, if not we can still try other ways.” Said Nightmare Moon.

“Fine I will try.” Said Vincent changing into foal form, damn destiny sure likes to play with lives.

Cloudsdale. The filly was starting to win speed in the race by the second.

Vincent retried the ritual in his foal form, still not working!

“Why… It did work with my Slender Mane it should work this time too!” Said Vincent starting to get angry.

Cloudsdale. The filly did what wasn't seen in a long time… A sonic rainboom... It caused the energies of magic in Equestria to double their power during that very moment.

“WORK DAMMIT!” Said Vincent before his eyes turning bright greyish-green.

Suddenly a rainbow appeared from far away, both Blue Blood and Fancy Pants watch it with great interest. Their attention was called back to the crypt by a blinding like glow of red coming from it.

The spirits of the cemetery saw it, feel it and they knew somepony just came back from the death…

Somewhere in Equestria during his usual rounds in picking the souls of dead ponies, the Grim Reaper of Equestria felt it too. It’s the spirit of an old grey Alicorn stallion almost in a kind of necrosis like look, dressed with a black cloak and eyes that glow bright green. Carrying with him in his back there lie his trusted scythe.

Back to the cemetery Vincent exited the crypt… Followed by no other than his new minion… THE HEADLESS HORSE!!! *Wild Thunder appears out of nowhere*.

“Blue Blood, Fancy Pants, meet my new minion… The great and powerful Headless Horse.” Said Vincent presenting to his friends his creation.

I can almost tell if Blue Blood needed to go the bathroom he would have crap of fear right where he stands, same goes for Fancy Pants.

“Don’t worry my friends; he is safe, Headless Horse say hi to my friends.” Said Vincent to the Headless Horse.

“Hi.” Said the Headless Horse via telekinesis for he has no head to be able talk to the living normally.

Blue Blood and Fancy Pants fainted. Somehow Vincent knew of the outcome and got ready 2 buckets filled with water. He lifted them with his magic, and dropped the water on his friends.

“Wake up cowards! He is not going to steal your souls or take your heads, he is an ally, ALLY!” Said Vincent to his friends now getting up from their fainted state.

“Fine, fine, no need to shout sensei.” Said Blue Blood, all wet.

Fancy Pants just got up. For a second there he could swear he saw a cutie mark in Vincent’s flank.

“Hobo did you get a cutie mark finally?” Asked Fancy Pants.

That never passed in Vincent’s head so he turned around just to find something in his flank appear and then disappear every few seconds.

“Just what I need it, a cutie mark what is not working…” Said Vincent watching his own flank.

“Maybe it's because you are human sensei.” Said Blue Blood.

“My dear friend, is this a fact or a clever ruse?” Said Vincent to Blue Blood. He just kept his mouth shut.

Vincent used one of his hoofs to punch his flank the kind of thing people do to fix televisions, then it happen! Vincent got his cutie mark!... Fork and a knife… ???

“What kind of bull s**t thing is that! I just rise form the dead my first minion and I get a fork with a knife as a cutie mark!!!” Said Vincent his anger boiling.

“Sensei…” Said in unison Blue Blood with Fancy Pants, backing away from him out of fear, the funnies thing is that also the Headless Horse and the Slender Mane are backing away.

“BY CELESTIAS! BIG! FAT! ASS! I WANT A SERIOUS CUTIE MARK!” Screamed Vincent to the skies…

[Location… Canterlot/ School of Gifted Unicorns] Present time…

Celestia was glad to find another promising student by the name of Twilight Sparkle for the small chaos she just cause during the test in the academy. She was right now jumping around her in joy for finally getting her cutiemark, but just then Celestia's senses tingled… somepony just dare to say her ass is big and fat… Divine punishment inbound…

“Twilight why don’t you go with your parents and pack your things so you can move and live with me, for right now there is something I must attend to.” Said Celestia to the small filly.

“Oh yes, thankyouthankyouthankyouthanyou.” Said Twilight very happily going back with her parents to hug them.

In that moment Celestia exited the academy via teleport just to appear inside a lab hidden inside the mountain of the castle.

“Doctor where are you!” Said Celestia in a commanding voice to somepony inside some kind of steampunk lab, fill with pipes, steams, stuff, etc.

“I am right here Princess, what ya need?” Said a brown unicorn with orange mane, he was wearing strange goggles and different gadgets over his body. While working on some kind of machine.

“I want you to activate TPHD… The Princess Hammer of Dawn…” Said Celestia very seriously.

“BUT PRINCESS! IS NOT READY YET!” Said doc scared and surprised by such request.

“I don’t care you are going to activate it NOW!” Said Celestia.

“BUT IT CAN FAIL! WE MIGHT END UP BLOWING THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN ALONG WITH CANTERLOT IF WE USE IT NOW!” Said doc, trying to reason with the Princess.

“No doc, somepony out there just dare to say my Ass is Big and Fat, I want revenge!” Said Celestia with a voice of obey or lose your head.

“Ok… Ok.” Said doc, as he clicked a big red button with the symbol of the sun.

The upper part of the mountain where the Palace and Canterlot are located opened mechanically… Taking out some king of big ass cannon powered by steam and magic stones. Inside the bottom part of the cannon there was a small compartment… Where Celestia opens it and places the Elements of Harmony. Once she close it…

“Now doc, on my mark.” Said Celestia placing some kind of device what is connected to the cannon on top of her horn to power the TPHD.

“PLEASE CELESTIA! THIS IS SUICIDE!” Said doc, almost scared to die.

“I SAY DO IT!” Said a very pissed Celestia.

Doc… Closed his eyes… And pulled a lever…

The TPHD come to life brightening with many colors because of the stones, it looked almost beautiful if it wasn’t dangerous to begin with.

The tip of the TPHD started to glow just like the sun… then BOOOOOM!!! A huge light surrounded by many colors were shooting from it… Heading towards its target… Located in sleepy hoof… Vincent…

[Location… Sleepy Hoof Town/ Cemetery] Present time…

Vincent was still cursing for receiving a lame cutiemark only for his attention to be interrupted and directed towards a strange light that was heading towards him…

“Oh… crap.”

Were Vincent’s last words before getting engulfed in some kind of destructive light. All sounds died and the cemetery glowed like never before… Once it was over it could be seen a crater where Vincent was standing.

Blue Blood and Fancy Pants got close to the crater to find Vincent at the bottom of it, they could tell he was still alive, just seriously hurt.

“Ow…. Did somepony just throw me a plane, a train and a hurricane at the same time…” Said Vincent barely getting up.

He checked his foal body, looks like he is still on one piece… The only difference is that he lost his cutie mark.

“Well buck me; I not only have the luck of losing things but also of getting shot by lights…” Said Vincent a bit mad. Once he got out of the crater thanks to his friends for he was almost 6 foot deep. He chose to lie on his back watching the blue sky a bit sad to know he lost his cutie mark.

“I guess I will always be a blank flank for what I say.” Said Vincent a bit sad to his friends.

“Don’t say that sensei, maybe that beam of light was a sign that you will get the cutiemark you really deserve, one day.” Said Blue Blood sympathetically to Vincent.

“Yea no need to worry my friend you will get your cutiemark just you wait.” Said Fancy Pants.

“Thanks guys… I am sorry for shouting at you.” Said Vincent.

Blue Blood and Fancy Pants only smiled to him. Then all of a sudden Vincent started to glow all over his foal body. It almost made Blue Blood and Fancy Pants go blind.

Once it stopped Vincent was covered with cutie marks all over his body.

“Well that is more likely to really happen.” Said Vincent watching his foal body filled with cutiemarks, also kind of surprised he didn’t ended up like Applebloom doing lots of stuff because of the cutie pox.

“All this are real cutie marks?” Asked Blue Blood surprised. While Fancy Pants was having a good look at Vincent’s body.

“For what I know is called ‘cutie pox’ is a decease on ponies that cause them to do the things each of what the cutie marks represent, every second that he has the cutie pox. But in my case since I am human I have many skills and knowledge, so I believe I don’t have cutie pox but real cutie marks that are not a decease that forces me to do things every second.” Said Vincent to Blue Blood.

“Hey, what does this cutie mark means?” asked fancy pants watching some kind of control with buttons.

“That I play lots of Video Games from where I come from.” Said Vincent to Fancy Pants.

Then Blue Blood asked of one in particular that look kind of scandalous for a cutie mark.

“Sensei what does this cutie mark means? It's kind of scandalous.” Said Blue Blood pointing to one cutiemark that was close to his flank. Once Vincent saw it he started to laugh like never before in his life. Blue Blood was kind of surprised to find him laughing.

“Blue Blood, you don’t want to know.” Said Vincent taking air after a good laugh.

The cutie mark is the ass of a pony, her tail lifted with a hole just under the tail…

I wonder what it means...

[Location… Canterlot/ Secret Lab] Present time…

The lab was fully blown up same goes to the TPHD, luckily they didn’t destroy Canterlot with it or the Palace, the lab was the only thing damaged.

Celestia got out of some debris of the lab, her beautiful white coat was completely dirty.

“Doctor are you ok?” Asked Celestia using her magic to move the debris of the lab looking for the doc.

“I am right here.” Said doc with one of his hoofs coming out of some pipe debris. Celestia used her magic to help the doctor get out of there.

“Well, I like to say it was a total success and disaster the TPHD. And from what I am seeing only the lab was destroyed. In other words it was a close call there.” Said doc, once out and standing on his hoofs.

“I am sorry doctor; I should have listened to you…” Said Celestia a bit sad.

“Hey! No problem princess I almost feel the same when somepony destroyed my giant robot Celestia in Manehattan last year.” Yes he was the maker of the giant robot that Vincent destroyed while escaping Manehattan.

“Well I better head back to cleaning; you Princess take a bath and relax.” Said doc.

“Oh… Well… See ya later doctor, I will send some personal to help you clean.” Said Celestia blushing a bit and teleporting away.

“Mares… F**kn crazy.” Said Doc looking to what’s left of his lab which is nothing.

[Miny Grimoire Time!]
(During these miny Grimoires you will learn how to use the spells Vincent use in the fanfic or tell you why he can’t let you learn it)

o) Talking with a spirit via Pendulum…
You will need: Homemade Pendulum (don’t buy it)

First you need to make yourself a Pendulum out of crystals, plastic beans, coins, etc.

The point of this is that the Pendulum must represent who you are. Making it yours only and making easily for the spirits to communicate with you (just please don’t use something that might make the spirits angry, like drawing dicks in it or mean stuff, for they might curse or harm you for that).

Once your pendulum is ready you can begin to ask questions.

Just ask if there is a spirit with you in the room, while holding your pendulum with the right hand (just make it long enough for the spirits to swing it).

If the pendulum starts to move on its own it means it indeed are spirits were you are if not you will need to go to another place if ya wish to communicate with the dead.

The questions you wish to ask to the spirits must be of “Yes or No”.

Tell the spirits if the pendulum swings it means yes and if it stop swinging is no.

Ask them what you need to know, just be careful with tricksters (they like to lie) or angry spirits. Use at your own risk.

o) Rising the dead…

This one is a very personal spell and very dangerous… in other words I can’t share this spell with anypony.

[Important]: Necromancerx69 is not responsible if the spells actually work or not and you get killed.

Any complains in relation to my Magic/Believes and you being an Atheist, Christian, Non magic believer, Scientologist, etc.

Please call 1-800-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-F**K

Well hope you like this chapter my friends please leave a comment.
Also here's another video of my future fanfic>>> Brink
If possible please tell me if you will like me to work on a Brink fic with Mlp or not.
Till next time take care my friends also thanks again to my best friends Zephyr and BotB!

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