World-Jumper. Tibirus. The Black Knight. Jericho. These are many of the names given to the Agent of the Dragon-God Enoch. He has spent thousands of years voyaging the multiverse, exploring countless worlds and fighting alongside many heroes, becoming a walking embodiment of destruction and justice.

After another successful mission, Enoch comes to him with a surprise. Destroying a fallen world? No. A crossover-merger needing oversight? No. Protecting a collection of brightly-colored equines? Yes... Really?

While this world is a bit peaceful for his taste, he finds the inhabitants to be rather endearing. But as old memories and old enemies emerge to wreck everything he has ever achieved, can his new "friends" help him? Or is the burden of immortality finally going to catch up with him?

Inspired by Ominus' Travels: Equestria and other multiversal fics. Image is the theme of the main character.

Since before he could remember Sebastian always had some drastic tragedy following him around, there was always something somewhere going wrong for him. Whether it was an illness, an injury or a personal problem was down to chance, but each time, whatever it was would always be colossal. He never had small, simple problems. It almost felt like someone way up there in the clouds was fucking with him… Almost…

Little did he know... He was right.

It was suppose to be a normal day of sky diving for two bored friends. But fate had other plans for our them, as they somehow traveled to an alternate universe. This not only proves the multiverse theory, but also leaves our friends bored, confused, and, worst of them all, hungry. how will they deal with this new odd possibly dangerous universe? Will they accept their new life? Or rage quit and destroy everything? Okay maybe not the destroying everything....yet. How will they react to the technicolor inhabitants? How will the inhabitants react to them? Why am I still asking these questions? Why are you still reading this description? Read the damn story already!

Warning: This story takes place at the beginning of season one. There will also be many bad jokes and puns. You've been warned.

A colaborative story with Xx -Sycro- xX Date Featured: 08/06/2013

'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'

A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.

Teen for language and some adult themes.
This takes place before season 3.

HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.

AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.

"We wear the mask that grins and lies, It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes."
— Paul Laurence Dunbar

It started as a normal Equestrian morning, but doesn't it always? The princesses are frightened, and in Ponyville, a creature from a forgotten race walks into town. His kind hasn't been seen in over a thousand years, but even then he's still far from what he appears to be.

Arc 1: The First Day

Author's Note: Hey guys! This is my first story, so constructive criticism is more than welcome. I'll take this moment to say that I own nothing but my main character, the plot, and a few surprises which will appear later. All other characters and linked music are NOT mine. A word on music. At times I might offer two links to a song. The first is the OFFICIAL version, the second is the closest approximation to how I feel it is sung in the story. Just warning you, because I know some people hate covers. This story is rated teen for occasional language, implied sex, and gruesome imagery (mostly late in the story and in flashbacks). Now with technical out of the way, I wish you all happy reading, and I hope you have fun.

Edit: Bug the writer! He writes faster when you do.

Warning: Anthroponies! Again if this displeases you, well that sucks.
Alternate version to It's always worth the price.
One night, John Dixon was working on a story for Fimfiction. He was about to hit the publish button when the most unexpected happened. What does one do when they become a character in their own story?

Sup. My name is.... Well, I don't really Have a name, as I am a test subject at Omega Test Facility, on Earth. Oh yeah, and I'm a robot. In fact, a really expensive and badass robot if I may say so myself. Aaaanyway, back to the description at hand. I find myself in a place I later learn is called Equestria. This is mainly due to the owner of the facility conducting stupid and unnecessary tests, one of which ends me up in Equestria. And guess what? I bloody called it!

(Please note, Ponies and Griffins are humanized. However, griffins will have different features as will other races. Minotaurs will be Minotaurs (normal scale, features, etc) and changelings will also have their own features (scales/chitinous bodies.) Zebras will also be humanized, but naturally being from Zebrica will have features like that of the humanized Zecora (look it up :) ).

[Anthro-ponies][HiE]

Josh and Sam had been friends since school, they had stuck with each other through thick and thin and are now close room mates, always joking with each other yet being there when it really counts. However, when they enter the world of Equestria, they have to start off in a world they know nothing about, doing whatever they can to earn the money to repay the ones that help them while trying to live a peaceful life. One can only hope that their lives are peaceful.

(Hi guys, sorry about the description, I didn't really know how to describe the story. I really want to just say that they go through various crazy antics. If you like the genres then please give it a try before passing by it, I understand I haven't written the description well. Please don't leave bad comments because it's HiE or anthro, if you don't like that then don't read the story. Criticism are always welcomed. Minor sex stuff like jokes, references and leading up to clop but there won't actually be any, obviously seen in the fact there's no mature tag. Cover picture by juliefofisss)

Holy hell, this got featured :D

Gods can be real dicks. That is the one thought that has echoed throughout my head since I arrived here. Don't worry about my name as I'm sure you will find out soon enough. Being only one of thirteen males on the entire planet kind of has that effect. What? Only one of thirteen you ask? Well yes that is what I just said after all. Basically it all boils down to someone making someone mad so someone, The second someone, placed a curse on the planet that is slowly killing off the worlds population. And guess whose job it is to figure out how to lift the curse? Not mine actually, but I've decided to make it mine anyways. If you would like to find out more about me and the quest that I have taken all you have to do is ask, but be warned, the tale I have to tell is quite...unusual.

A/N: Sex tag is for implication of said activity.

Update: New chapters will be arriving soon, I have just been busy as of late. So keep an eye out over the next week or so.

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic or its characters.

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!