Proud citizen of the Upper Echelon of Mediocrity!
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!
The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.
"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?
I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
The sexiest man you've ever met.
Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)
Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?