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Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Things are more like they are now then they've ever been! - Groucho Marx

Hi! I'm editing this later, and remember, I do follows for follows!

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

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Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Don't question WHY there are giant spinning brightly colored floating rings, it shall not change the giant spinning brightly colored floating rings are there.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

I am a turtle.

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I listen to metal, rap, and dubstep. I've been a brony since 2011. I started writing pony fics to keep me sane(it didn't work) and haven't stopped ever since.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

You can only move forward. Forget about the past, and then the pain from yesterday will drop, like dew from the leaves.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Hey, if you message me about something and I don't respond for like a long time, shoot me another pm. I forget my commitments here a lot.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I write stories.

I'm

Imagine not writing about ponies in the current year

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Not a changeling.

Dashie is best battle-hardened war general

No.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Meanwhile, in the magical land of my disturbed mind...

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

Shadows cannot exist with light. Where there is light, shadows spawn. There must be balance. And that burden belongs to me...

loves tiaras.

This is where I place my MLP fanfics.

Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity, and yet despise human beings, simultaneously.

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.