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Admiral Biscuit


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There's nothing more boring than being stuck at home while your friend Jeff goes off to a convention without you, so Lyra decides to do something about it. After all, Jeff left his van behind, and she's pretty confident that she knows how to drive.

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This story is a sequel to Derpy Intentionally A Portal Gun


Or, Derpy Accidentally a Presidential Campaign

Due to a rather strange clause in electoral process added by Thomas Jefferson, ponies turn out to actually be a large voting bloc in the American Presidential primary.

Upon discovering Equestria, the current candidates begin campaigning in Equestria.

It doesn't go as well as you'd expect.

This is the worst thing I have ever read
--Theodore Roosevelt

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Now that Earth and Equestria have made contact, lots of ponies dream of visiting Earth, and while tourist visas are hard to come by, a few lucky students each year can participate in a foreign-exchange program.

Silver Glow is one of those lucky ponies.

She thought she was prepared for Earth, but can you ever be fully prepared for a truly foreign exchange?


Link to the dramaturge

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Heather Rose, a flower farmer, just wants to live a simple life with her friends, family, and flowers. Unfortunately, she lives in Ponyville.

A Proper Heath: For Proper Prim, her craft is everything--so when the stagehooves can't find flowers evocative of the heath, she takes matters into her own hooves.

In Ponyville, she finds what she's looking for--and Heather Rose finds a new friend from Canterlot.


Steam, Snow, Salt, and Stamps Returning to Ponyville after Hearth's Warming, a broken train locomotive gives Heather Rose a chance to make a new friend.

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I'd come home from work to discover my Strawberry Fanta gone, and a pony princess in my bed. She offered to share the bed with me, and after some mental deliberation, I'd agreed.

After all, an opportunity like that only comes along once in a lifetime. How bad could it be?

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This story is a sequel to Dinner with Rose


After a dinner with Rose and a late night drunken trip to Sugarcube Corner, Sam wakes up from a nightmare with a hangover and more questions than answers about fitting in in Equestria. Luckily, ponies have pancakes and aspirin, which at least deal with the first problem. For the second, Sam's got a day off to hopefully find some answers.

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The Admiral's second One-Shot-Ober attempt, this time with 80% fewer words! Arranged for your pleasure like a box of chocolates which contains at least one Spring Surprise.

There might be a bonus chapter or two tossed in here just to confuse things. Why? Because I can, that's why.

Now with a reading by AShadowOfCygnus!

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I'd wanted to see a movie, but Fuchsia had to work at Miss Cheerilee's farm stacking hay in the hayloft. Like a fool, I volunteered to help. How hard could it be?

Ha. Not only are hay bales heavy, but hay goes everywhere. Luckily, once we'd finished work, Miss Cheerilee let us cool off in her pond.


An Equestira Girls Fic
an entry for Nudists and Nudity's Naked Fall prompt.

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Written Script has had it up to here with ponies voting on project after project, then complaining when it comes time to pay what they owe. He's done being a nice guy. This fall, you shut up and pay what you owe, or else.

This fall, Ponyville gets a tax cut.

Rated [T] for senseless murders.
Now with a reading by AShadowOfCygnus!

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Apple Honey, who runs a farm supply and repair shop and writes the Ponyville Express in her spare time, has a perfectly ordinary day.


A Pony Planet story

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