Not another One-Shot-Ober

by Admiral Biscuit

Dear Princess Celestia

Dear Princess Celestia
Admiral Biscuit

Dear Princess Celestia:

Today Last night, I learned a valuable lesson in a new type of friendship. Pinkie Pie calls it Friendship with Benefits.

I apologize for the brevity of this letter, but I am about to go back to my bedroom and carry out some further experiments.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.

Comments

[badninja]

Welp, any pony after Pinkie will have a lot to live up to for poor Twilight.

[tsaukpaetra]

I pity the stallion?

[TodayIWriteFanfics]

This is basically "I learned some friendship, screw it, bye." I love it.

[MrZJunior]

Corrupting the youth. I hope Celestia doesn't make Pinkie drink hemlock.

[Admiral Biscuit]

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One of the fun things about being an author is leaving details out and seeing what conclusions people jump to: it could be Pinkie, or a stallion, or . . . well, it could be anypony.

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Thanks!

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Pinkie would probably thrive on Hemlock. A real punishment would be make her eat nothing but kale for a week.
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This is completely unrelated, but I find it hilarious:
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[MrZJunior]

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You realize hemlock kills you right?

[Admiral Biscuit]

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It's Pinkie Pie we're talking about. Who knows what hemlock would do to her?

Just because it works on horses and humans doesn't mean it'd have any effect on Pinkie.

[PresentPerfect]

ghghhhh

[Admiral Biscuit]

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