A collection of mostly comedic vignettes about ponies in their native Equestria.
Would It Matter If I Was . . .
Admiral Biscuit
“. . . a peach?”
Twilight's eye twitched. “Fluttershy, you're not a peach. You're not a changeling. You're not a tree. You're a pony.”
“Oh.”
I regret nothing
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6492005
Agreed.
6492007
I won't admit that I have. Okay, yes I did.
6492011
Seriously, their room service rates were outrageous. That's where I got the idea for the story.
6492032
I don't know if she'd actually be upset by that. (at least, not until she discovered the source of the pandas)
Thanks
6492047
Very true.
p gud
If you can't draw it as a comic, then this is the next best thing. Third story almost threw me for a loop before I caught on to the joke. Good way to pass the time.
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Highest meme density per word of any chapter on the site?
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6492167
I've actually thought about doing a proper lipogram, but that's a lot of work.
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6492198
It just might be, actually.*
I'd thought about doing this story once the fifth or sixth variation of that story showed up, then I forgot, then I scrolled past yet another version of it right after I posted this and knew what I had to do.
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*Unless you count Canonical Mute Vinyl Scratch Breaks Up With Fanon Muteavia.
I'd forsooth find any additional writings on any additional tribulations of litratur apprciation month most grand. Such amusing antics as Discord might bring about in pursuit of its most strict fulfilling shouldn't fail to charm.
6492217
It is, if you wish to prohibit a symbol such as . (In fact, I'm lucky "Admiral Biscuit" contains no , or I couldn't link that post.) Not-so-common symbols such as x or z allow you to lipogram with not so much work.
Also, it looks as though lipogrammatic writing naturally brings a bit of an archaic air to your words. That upshot is most intriguing.
6492400
The room price at the convention rate was actually really reasonable. Room service, not so much.
6493464
At the length these stories are, a few plot holes are to be expected.
6492712
I think you did. It feels like you did.
Yes. You're a terrible person.
If I can think of a clever way to do it. My initial thought is that would be something better suited to YouTube (or even a reading, hmm).
It was actually quite reasonable, because of the convention rate. At a non-convention rate, they're $250 per night or more (according to Google).
6492459
I did think of doing it with some letter that nobody would miss, but where would the fun be in that?
Actually, that was one of the other possible jokes. Mostly nopony notices, but some pony who has that particular letter in her name.
Especially when done right
I did sort of notice it in mine, with all the 'ed words becoming -d words, thought about putting that little apostrophe in there and it would have been like poetry. Terrible poetry.
6493066
No promises.
6493443
Thank you. Thank you for giving me the setup.
6493542 It was my pleasure.
6493538
Hah, that's also a fun possibility; I don't know which I think would turn out most amusing. (So add it too for comparison!)
I did think about contracting away parts of said d formation, but that isn't fitting of any lipogrammatic spirit. You ought to do this sort of thing fairly!
And unsurprisingly, it looks as though doing additional lippogramming is boosting my writing quality. This try almost looks normal! Mayhap I should switch up what to avoid in any following posts....
Is this referencing that excellent fic where Fluttershy puts forth the hypothetical that she's a changeling?
I liked that one.
6493846
Well, I've never ordered room service before...
This is insane. This is stupid. This has clearly passed a point of no return where it descends and descends and just gets worse and worse.
And I want more of it.
6493617
Dang, you make it look easy. Maybe I should write a story where I do it right.
6493782
In the Big Mac story, his dick was literally made of a stack of pandas, and each time he got off, so did a panda.
Yes, but more the dozen or so others that came after that one.
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Thanks!
To ad lib on the classic line from Ghost Busters, Don't Cross the Meme's!
6495518
Too late.
(Besides, I already did that with Twilight Eats Sonata's Taco and Sonata Grabs Twilight's Peaches)
Twilight and Fluttershy...
Would it matter if I wasn't?
Would it matter if you were?
Would it matter if Celestia joined us?
Would it matter if Braeburn was watching us?
Would you try to stop your eyelid from twitching like that?
Awe, Fluttershy is so sweet!
6494903
I approve. When should we plan on seeing your version?
While e may be more common, I so far find avoiding more annoying. E is mainly in words which can be replaced by synonyms, while is very common in pronouns and such: "i", "o", "bu", "ha", "no", and so on. (While "he" has an e as well as a , e is elsewise in far fewer, and as such is less of a pain in said regard.) Making your scrivenings work properly while avoiding use of requires much more reordering of your original plans.
And yes, I'm fudging some - responding requires doing so, considering your name includes a . Alas....
6494903 oh, I understand that part. Still, my response is the same
6495873
Well, if I get desperate enough to keep beating a dead horse, you'll be seeing one (or more!) of these.
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Peaches are sweet, too. Just sayin'.
6496953
Well, I could make you a promise, but I'd wind up breaking it. Not for a while, if ever, unless I get super lazy and write something without the letter "x" and claim it's a lipogram even though we'd both know that it was nothing but pure coincidence that it turned out as such. Certainly, no earlier than the end of the upcoming play. (Actually, does it count as a lipogram if it doesn't have commas? Because that's something I probably should aspire to.)
6497865
Fair enough.
The truth is I asked Maijin if I could write it and he said yes, so I pretty much had to.
y tho
6507121
Because I like jumping on bandwagons? Or being the bandwagon?
Next: the clopfic version where Twilight Sparkle eats the peach.
6664996
For better or worse, I think someone already did that.
Is the picture important? Because the link is dead.
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It was a picture of a peach
For reasons you may or may not want to know, peach jokes are a running joke in some of my fics. Including one horse in Silver Glow’s Journal. . .
Ah yes, the "Would It Matter If-" period. That was a funny little time on fimfiction.
I'm just glad it resulted in so many gems, particularly What If I Told You There Was A Changeling In The Basement of Carousel Boutique which includes one of the best rejoinders by Twilight that still makes me spit out my metaphorical tea.