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Admiral Biscuit


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A cutie mark reveals a pony’s special talent—the thing that sets him or her apart from other ponies. Ponies never get the wrong cutie marks, but sometimes they pay a high price for the one they have.


Inspired by Estee’s Elements of Elements.
New Coverart by AlwaysDressesInStyle

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Maud Pie and Captain Kirk go on a date in Ponyville. It goes as well as you can imagine.

Bronycon special! Brought to you by Admiral Biscuit (that's me!) and AShadowOfCygnus with the assistance of Shachza. Unedited! Un-proofread!

Cover image by AShadowOfCygnus
Audio Reading by AShadowOfCygnus


Feature box, here we come!
If this gets enough upvotes, I'll add the sex scene. :trollestia:

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Being a human roommate to a pony leads to all sorts of cultural misunderstandings . . but one fundamental proverb remains true.

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Pinkie Pie tries to fly internationally. What could possibly go wrong?

Inspired by personal experience.

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This story is a sequel to What Lies Beneath


An obligation-free weekend for Sea Swirl is the perfect opportunity to spend some quality time with her stallionfriend Coco Crusoe, and then take a journey across the bottom of a lake.

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This story is a sequel to Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun II


After Sparker and Dinky rescued Derpy and Chell from the Cantelot Crystal Caverns, life returned to normal. Until the consequences of their actions caught up to them. Luckily, Derpy has the solution: she and her family (and Chell) will trek through Equestria with a home-made portal gun, ending the scourge of humans in Equestria once and for all.

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This story is a sequel to Silver Spanner gets her Cutie Mark


Silver Spanner's first day on the job is met with skepticism from her fellow workers—but one mare decides to give her a chance, even if she is a little bit different than most construction workers in Ponyville.


An entry for the 2015 EFNW pre-con writing contest.

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Beginning school is a difficult time for anypony, but from such a stressful environment, lasting friendships can form between the most unlikely ponies. Such is the case between Snips and Snails.


A contest entry for the 2015 EFNW Writing Contest.

With a reading by ZuesMacD

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Tired of the boring festivities in Ponyville, Berry Punch sets out to a place where people really know how to drink: a bar in a college town.

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A collection of short, random, vaguely comedic stories, for when an idea isn't worth a thousand words.


Cherry Strudel's New Glasses: A new pair of glasses might just change how Cherry Strudel sees the world.

Liquid Diplomacy: Princess Celestia negotiates a peace treaty with the llamas.

(Formerly) The Shortest Shipfic Ever, etc.: Despite the word count, the actual story is shorter than the title (or description). It was ultimately beaten in word count by both Super Trampoline and Present Perfect, which leads us naturally into

Canonical Mute Vinyl Scratch Breaks Up With Fanon Muteavia. You literally can't have a lower word count, and pictures would have been cheating.


Reading of the two breakup fics by AShadowOfCygnus

I Wasn't Prepared for This! Twilight discovers one of the seasonal joys of wings.

The Longest Sentence You're going in blind.

Mother Who is Pipsqueak's mother?

Twilight Sparkle Eats a Potato No, it's not a euphemism. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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