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Admiral Biscuit


"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."

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This story is a sequel to Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun


After inadvertently activating a portal gun and bringing Chell to Equestria, Derpy found herself imprisoned in the Crystal Caverns. She knows that Princess Celestia will eventually relent and let her out; Derpy just has to be patient.

Sparkler isn't patient. And Sparkler has some very particular skills.

Reading by AShadowOfCygnus

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Comments ( 19 )

....Ok. Headcanon accepted.

a crossover with the gayest video game ever, mario?
count me in! I hope he shoves a goomba up his ass

Much lol

“guns aren't canon,”

Unless they're really big and slightly misspelled. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Lupus #7 · May 12th, 2014 · · 1 ·

Someone's being a little misanthropic...

Would love to see the humans cause a riot in Canterlot

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Someone's being a little misanthropic..

Well, the whole basis for this and Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun was Poultron's April Fools blog post last year that claimed there would be no more humans in Equestria. So I figured I'd have a little fun with it.:pinkiehappy:

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What in the fuck.

Well, you'll escape this day uncharred, but I'm still blaming you for everything.

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What in the fuck.

What do you expect to be published on April Fool's Day by the same guy who also wrote Scootaloo and Celestia: Adventures in Twilight's Gall Bladder?

By the way, AShadowofCygnus did an audio reading of this (and the prequel). Well worth a listen. I haven't put the link in the story description yet, so here you go:

Well, you'll escape this day uncharred, but I'm still blaming you for everything.

Okay, that's fair.

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That's entirely why I read this.

I liked this very much. I listened to the dramatic reading, which really did the story justice. Keep up the good work!

Get your stupid fooking rope

...or fishing dead rats out of the water to re-use for meals at the Griffon embassy.

:rainbowlaugh: The best line I've read in a long time.

Luckily, unlike most storm-drains, it was well-lighted,

I well understand that, due to the force of analogy, many irregular verbs are increasingly used in a regular conjugation these days, I just wish people would remember that every time this happens, a breezy dies, slowly. :fluttercry:

No fave I'm afraid, but certainly an upvote for the rat thing.

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Luckily, unlike most storm-drains, it was well-lighted,

I well understand that, due to the force of analogy, many irregular verbs are increasingly used in a regular conjugation these days, I just wish people would remember that every time this happens, a breezy dies, slowly. :fluttercry:

Oh, my pre-readers and I went back and forth on this specific use. While either lit or lighted is technically correct in the US (at least, according to grammarist), lighted often implies that there are lights of some sort . . . which was actually a very subtle joke. In nearly every movie involving storm drains, they are well-lighted; in all the real stormdrains I've ever been down, they've black as the Earl of Hell's waistcoat.

I wasn't expecting this to go full Tom Clancy's My Little Pony, but by no means am I complaining.

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I wasn't expecting this to go full Tom Clancy's My Little Pony, but by no means am I complaining.

I'm honestly not sure where my mind was when I wrote this, but I think at one point it was going to be somewhat restrained, and then I decided that that wasn't in the spirit of April Fool's Day.

Also, Tom Clancy's My Little Pony really needs to be more of a thing.

So... where did they get all those guns and explosives? Do the ponies in this story's continuity manufacture these things themselves, or were they acquired from off-world?

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Given that Amethyst is at least somewhat familiar with the idea of inter-dimensional travelling, and given that none of the other ponies in this series have guns, I think the most logical explanation is that Amethyst or one of her contacts (such as somebovine in the Moofia) goes to Earth to pick up hoofloads of guns.

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