Epilogue (thank Someone it's over)
Epilogue
And thus it was that Vermin Supreme won the 2016 Presidential election. He fulfilled his campaign promise of a pony for every American, and as his Vice President, Minuette took dental hygiene very seriously.
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Make it a one-shot.
Ok.
WHY.
7086507
He's most likely to be torn apart by wolves IMHO.
It would if she got out of a real hot air balloon and stepped onto a real cloud.
Which, to be blunt, could be the theme of his campaign.
A boot on Lyra's head for the cover art and you don't add a chapter dedicated to Vermin Supreme? For shame.
7086542
He's in the epilogue; what more do you need?
I'm very dissapointed in your choice for president. As an Iowan, I'm required to tell you that you should have decided on DEEZ NUTS.
HAH!!!! WH-H-HAT THE FUCK?!
When did Dumbledore start running?
7086546
Actually it would have been better (for us) if we elected a pony.
7086543
Sheer confusion when he promises a pony to every pony in Equestria?
7086547
Vermin Supreme has run multiple times. Here he is in 2012:
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7086546
Deez Nuts never promised me a pony.
7086578
"Ooh, he's going to find everypony a special somepony! He's got my vote!"
7086578
It's a win-win: every American gets a pony they can pet, and every pony gets petted.
7086588
I call dibs of Fleur.
The trucker who forgot to vote who was the democratic candidate for Governor in Mississippi should run for pres just for lulz
And there was much rejoicing!
7086514
Because I'm sick and tired of the election season already.
EDIT: Also because Skeeter told me to.
I bet this is why Mayor Mare always winds up unopposed, the attrition rate of candidates...
7086605
I'd consider a presidential run in 2020. Assuming I haven't fled to Canada, that is.
7086623
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7086745
That part wasn't covered in the comic.
She probably arranged an accident for her opponent.
7086748 ill write you in 2016
7086761
Yay, I'll get one vote!
im running under the impression you arent fond of any of the candidates
7086819
Vermin. I want my free pony.
So, now I know who Vermin Supreme is...
And I want nothing more in life than to shake that man by the hand.
7086836
He's got my vote.
7086845
Nope. Killing off the mainstream candidates was all I wanted to do.
7086846
I don't know how I did it, either. Probably being drunk helped.
I think the biggest flaw in the comedy of the story was every candidate dying. It just got repetitive.
7086824
what if you convince the other leading politicians to give away ponies?
7086868
That's what Skeeter wanted. So I had to.
7086874
I'll vote for any politician who's gonna give me a pony.
This was therapeutic. Thank you.
7086891
You're welcome!
Imagine the other major candidates that pulled out. Like Jeb Bush, Ben Carson, etc
7086893
Perhaps it's a matter of perspective; as one of their representatives you'd never have to worry about anyone challenging your voting record.
Also the end of this story is supremely satisfying, would write-in again!
7086945
Yeah, but what's the point of being a representative if you don't actually get to do anything?
7086948
Uh... I guess you could hang out and make fun of the other representatives?
7086974
Actually, that might be fun. And it would be fairly consequence-free; it's not like they're going to take away your ability to vote.
... Dear, God. I HATE most of the people running this year. I haven't read this yet, but I'm giving it a shot.
And in 2020, they'll give the Cherokee Indians a bunch of delegates to counter the Equestrian votes and hold debates on the surface of the sun.
On the one hand, I want to read it.
On the other hand, I'm not sure I want to see Trump unleashed on Equestria.
7086649 The Lurker, I assume.
Also, got some great laughs out of this. I think my coworkers think I'm crazy now.
Holy crap, someone else who actually knows who Vermin Supreme is. Have all the likes!
Seriously though, with his promises, why the hell aren't more of the bronies voting for him, either out of principal or spite for the broken system...
7086580
Looks like he's sprinkling some...pixie dust...
Without reading this, I am incredibly happy that Vermin Supreme's equestrian counterpart is Lyra.
She promises a Human for every Equestrian.
7086748 That pic!
7086580
The Official Monster Raving Loony party have been campaigning in the UK for over 30 years, they describe their political position as "Sitting, facing forward" and their motto is 'Vote for Insanity', a few of their policies have become law over the years such as pet passports and they even hold seats on a few parish councils, including one held in the name of 'Nick The Flying Brick'.
Best political story possible. Everyone else can cancel any plans they had, at least until the next election season.
I have but one word.
YES