Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Name's Qrow. They/Them

Horrifically Fun

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Fire-breathing dragon with a passion for reading, writing, and editing. Avatar by CosmicSpectrumm

An aspiring writer who grew strong with the help of fellow fans of MLP.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

This is fiction. But it is based...

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

To all who come to this user page, welcome. I am TheIdiot; Head Author of the Alt-TCB Story SPECTRUM (and the occasional stuff on the side). Feel free to follow me if you so wish.

I write about cute ponies. Sometimes.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

"You think you know me..."

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.