Thomas, a human, has appeared in the magical land of Equestria, though it is much different from the show. Ponies of this world are all anthros. What's more, Thomas has been assigned as Princess Luna's royal concubine.
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Thomas beheld one of the most golden legendary royal utensils, and lifting it to the heavens, proclaimed, "SPOOOONNNNN."
As the sandwich creation proceeded slowly and plainly, somewhere far far away, the greatest monsters of Tarterus whimpered and cowered in abject terror as the strongest pit of chains started to crack and melt under the stress of trying to contain the rage, of Chief Chef Ramses The Gorgon.
Elsewhere a cocky sparrow chirped in surpise, "Gorgons Alive?" immediately falling out of the sky petrified.
After the securing of the kitchen, unknown to everyone involved, Pinkie sneaked off with the new recipie she had just learnt, to Zecoras, who called it Bob. And a good time was had by all. Especially Bob.
And that's how you make a Fem-Nazi have an aneurism.
Knew one chick when I was little that called my mom up to ask how to make vegetable soup from scratch.
Some how in the measuring of the pinch of salt and pepper to taste she actually BURNED the water!
and no, she did not boil the pot dry and the the hand full of other things people think I'm meaning, I am meaning she some how actually burned water.
Loved the chapter, when I got to the part about the octopus stew I immediately went back over what I had read to see where I missed the part of Luna touching a pot. Finally got to the part about the normal chefs.
6938575 God damn, that would have been amazing, and in character. Well played.
6938578 Oh please. Don't get my hopes up.
6938579 Happy to serve.
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Hey is right. Typo spotted!
Imagine a recipe cooked by Luna and Akane Tendo
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Hopefully the tentacly mishap won't give Luna ideas to explore in the bedroom. Though I suppose it's only a matter of time before Thomas' anal canal is violated. I'll be pleasantly surprised if you prove me wrong.
6938685 Thanks for the catch. It's not so easy to notice when it's considered misspelled no matter what.
6938697 Easy way around that is to add the proper name to the spellchecker/ word processor's dictionary database.
Any chance of a side chapter of said epic war against the tentacle monster of which I will assume was a flying spaghetti monster.
All the Daww in this chapter give me Dawabeeties! I loved the funny moments they were done very well, I like the thought of Tomas telling Luna to make him a Samich! And that ending I have been waiting for, for atleast three chapters!!! YAY!
6938689 And that would have been the day the universe died. (IF it was only them in the kitchen.)
This is the kind of romantic slice of life adorableness that I love reading. I'm really glad the tone shifted from the earliest chapters to actual relationship issues and focusing on the bonds and bonded life. So much more satisfying than stumbling over each other to make something work, in my opinion.
Also, I think Thomas gets to claim a platinum achievement if he makes Luna flutter-squee.
6938725 Probably not, but definitely more kitchen hijynx.
6938794 Happy to please.
6938842 Sounds like you're enjoying this change of pace as much as I am.
That moment when a chapter title makes ypu say "wait what the Fuck is going to happen"
I really like this chapter as it speaks of my home life.
mom code burn water. so I started cooking at a vary early age.
It would be funny if this time in the kitchen became more of a social enjoyment, though with how Thomas and Luna are acting in the Kitchen wouldn't Celestia seek to enjoy something like that too? Though the concept was probably too far out there for anyone else but him to suggest this.
Funniest chapter yet, especially with the octopus scene and how fidgety Celestia acted throughout the chapter.
I read that chapter title and laughed at the implications before I even got to reading.
This was a very good chapter. The interactions were fantastic and really help deepen the interplay between Thomas and Luna in a way both believable and heartwarming. Sappy romantic-ness is a given, and was squishy in all the right places.
I also love the hint of the future at the end. It's going to be quite fun to see things play out as Thomas starts having to deal with multiple permanent lovers, rather than a visiting Talon.
Now imagine if the head chef was Gordon Ramsay (baaaaa)
As a Princess and leader of Equestria I'd think that Luna not learning to cook is actually plasable. Being constantly surrounded by people who are dedicated to serving her it be rather hard to do something without someone trying to "help" or keeping her safe from herself. Some parents are like that, too scared of their child getting hurt they won't allow their children in the kitchen.
a very romantic chapter between Luna and Tomas, complete with tantalizing scene, and now check the tentacle monster. I'm curious who knows if the tentacle accident, will not involve Celestia, Moonlight and Talon. hahaha joke !. I will not see the time to know what will happen !. You're a very good writer gray typist !.
She can at least be proud she is not Akane Tendo, the worst cook in the multiverse from Ranma 1/2...
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or even sweetie belle (I did not know you could burn orange juice...)
Does that last bit mean that the interviews will be starting soon? Oh, I can't wait!
6938911 I love those too.
6938922 A few more ideas linger for kitchen related shenanigans.
6939183 Much obliged. This comment made me feel all squishy too.
6939849 As you say, plausible.
6940552 Soon in story time, but keep in mind I can fit several chapters into a single day.
Peanut butter jelly time !
@Luna
#we didn't start the fire
Gooooood chapter.
That was the sweatiest chapter yet ,And the end and the story title had me LOTF .I was just thinking how about you get one of his old male best friends for earth to help him along and a hymen for Celestia one of her own and he can hang with a guy friend you can Tell how that meet story's about there past and Thomas can help him get accustomed to Equestria to. think about it and if so can you name him Ronald and his Nike name is Ron ?.
6941297 Unlikely that I'll bring in any more male humans.
6941542 Getting more males to use their mouths.
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I think it may be a difference in school systems... I went to all 12 years of school in eastern Massachusetts, the last 4 in a Technical High School. We were trained from 1st grade on for college, or at least a technically oriented job. True, about of a third of us probably went into retail upon graduation, but the information was all there.
6938579 What, did enamel on the pot start to dissolve, or something?
I think you mean sexiest, right?
That aside I must say thay this was in my opinion one of the best chapters so far. It was cute, warm, adorable and funny.
This chapter alone could work on its own like a one shot of a comedy fic just fine, but with all the context and world building you have developed makes this one all the better. This is second time I wish I could give this fic more that one upvote....
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....but sadly, I can't.
The giant octopus part came out of nowhere, I was all like WTF! and then started laughing like an idiot.
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This part was the cherry on top of it.
If someone could make an animated version of this chapter, I think I would die from diabetes.
Keep up the good work.
6944690 Thanks for the catch and the kind words. Truly, these are the kind of comments that really make my day. It definitely seems to be the consensus that this chapter is my best work. I'll be looking into replicating that for later.
6945420 keep me updated on this story if u please
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He might be mad but 'made'
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Delete 'let'
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OK ending deserves this!!
I'm not sure how Luna can set fire to the castle while making a sandwich, but I am curious to discover.
I'm torn between hoping this is a success, and hoping they end up with the most revolting combination of ingredients known to man.
Delete 'and'.
Either he's nervous enough to be verbally stumbling, or delete either 'you' or 'the Princess'.
That is how it's pronounced, but it's spelled "Moi" because French.
Given the tone of this fic so far, I wouldn't be surprised if she used his [REDACTED] for it.
Less formal, or more informal. Houses being less informal than professional kitchens are houses I'm probably not allowed to eat at.
You're making her the sub while making sandwiches. I'll be over here banging my head against the wall to dislodge that pun.
8119796 Would you believe me if I said that last pun wasn't intended, because I'm not really sure if it was or not?
Hell yeah, Silver Bell is coming back! And judging by Luna's reaction, she's definitely applying to be a concubine.
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While the ending was the surprise cherry on top, I'm surprised you had nothing to say on the sundae.
It's funny because it's usually super disrespectful and sexist but this time it's actually the opposite! No seriously, the fact that something so stereotypically bad became something legitimately sweet is freaking hilarious.
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I know. Truly a great milestone chapter.
We'll be needing a new librarian.
I'm pretty sure Moondancer will work just fine.