Thomas, a human, has appeared in the magical land of Equestria, though it is much different from the show. Ponies of this world are all anthros. What's more, Thomas has been assigned as Princess Luna's royal concubine.
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Nice to see Talon teasing Thimas and learn more about the culture of Equestria.
6133207 Buck em.
6133251 That is indeed what I said.
The looks weren't nearly as bad as I thought they would be. Tomas just needs to bang Talon and try to move on. Then again, once he gets her started, he might not be able to get her to stop.
Hmm, I wonder what the sexual harassment policy is for royal Concubines? Talon had to flag her tail to be considered inappropriate. Would a male need to unsheath? Inconvenient boners might be as bad as tail flagging. Speaking of, if our dear Human is circumcised would that be seen as over sexual since he would no longer have a sheath to hide his penis. Kind of a sign he's a sex worker? Or would it be considered some horrible mutilation of his sex organ?
6133296 That was one of the comments I wanted to act on. However I was busy last weekend so was unable to write. I'll hopefully be able to do more this weekend. Also, the griffon is a 6 year veteran having orgies with a 9 foot alicorn and all the others in her harem. She has endurance.
6133303 You put a lot more thought into this than I did. However, I shall say that horse people don't have genital mutilation.
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So, maybe consider a conversation about why it looks so different, or why he doesn't have a sheath. Unless Equestrian males don't have them. Obviously our human friend wouldn't give two shits but it would be a point of curiosity for any female in the fic.
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The ponies are practically clothed as they are with their fur and sheathes. Lifting her tail like that was like a human dropping her panties.
But for some reason the ponies don't understand that having minimal hair on the body means that dicks, snatches, teats and plotholes are all exposed as though shaved.
That sounds like a really mean revenge trick.
One of Celestia's concubines removes his loincloth, he runs naked around the castle to retrieve it, concubine doesn't get what's wrong till (s)he sees him fully nude, blushes and lets him have his panties, then the human sneaks into his/her bedroom and shaves his/her privates, forcing him/her to wear clothes until his/her coat grows back.
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I think pony/horse sheathes can completely hide the penis; human foreskins just cover the glans. The penis itself is still exposed.
Circumcision is usually just a hygiene thing- in exchange for the glans being exposed to more irritants/injury, you don't have to clean under it to prevent thrush/infection, etc. It was required in the Torah because the Hebrews had high(er) infection cleanliness standards than most other tribal groups. If you read in their laws, they had entire systematic procedures planned out for infections because they didn't want leprosy, fungal infections, etc. to spread through their camps.
It became a medical fad in the Anglosphere in the 1800s. It's not a divine act of salvation that'll make you immune to AIDS (even if it might prevent it), nor a horrible crime against children's sanctity, especially when the same people who are against it are pro-choice. It is what it is.
But yeah, with a full sheath, there is no medical function of cutting anything down there... that would... *cringe*
6133772 I may consider the prank, but you people are way to obsessed with horse sheath.
6133852 I'm happy you're enjoying it.
Talon: before this day Is over Thomas, I am going to make sweet love to your body.
Thomas: Was that a threat?
Talon: no, that is a fact!
Thomas: you are crazy.
Meanwhile on Tali's head: Link
6134979 I can see that happening.
6135018 I was wondering, if it is inapropiate for a mare or a female to rice her tail in public, does the same rule apply to males? If that is the case could this affect Thomas, since he doesn't have a tail to "hide" his personal parts.
What if one day he bends over to grab something in the floor and then someone gets the wrong impresion of his actions.
That could lead to some awkward situations.
6139114 That's not a bad idea. The tail thing is actually a reference to a whole mess of fics I've read where the pony moves the tail out of the way to announce their readiness to be mounted.
6139145 glad You like it
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After seeing Thomas's reaction of seeing Prince Blueblood's junk in one of the previous chapter. So I'm guessing that the anthro ponies in this story don't have sheath they have normal sheathless penis & balls like we do.
6145835 I find it amusing how angry people were getting at the idea of yaoi with Blueblood, but they still obsess over horse penis.
That was another funy and awesime read.
Not bad but Thomas is WAY too stuck up over ponies just being nude.
Hmm, would they not have had to do some last minute tailoring for his new outfit?
Humans do not have tails after all, and there should be an obvious opening or slot above the seat of his pants.
An empty hole showing off whats beneath should be as attention grabbing as a raised tail...
(In furry fiction, there's 3 popular ways of dealing with pants and tails, a U shaped slot with a buttoned tab above, a hole or slit to thread through, or a larger slit with a flap shaped like a 3rd pocket covering the tail base for several inches.)
each chapter is filling me with an odd sense of dread as blueballs hasn't appeared to cause trouble yet.
7247944 Just wait. Things'll happen soon enough.
I will make a Drink up game for every time i see the something refering to the title i will drink a Shot of Chamego
7617436 Not too many more of those, so that should be fine.
why is this in the hypnosis group?
Edit: nvm, wrong link.
To be honest there are plenty of kid outfits that would be respectable for adults in appearances. it's just a matter of choose what would be the right out fit. Jeans or khakis, Shorts, with a wide arrange of T-shirts with out any kid style logos.... make do with what you have.
He mentioned feeling scrawny compared to the guards. I thought he’d get some gym clothes to work on that.
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He goes to the gym, but these guys have a few decades of a headstart.