Thomas, a human, has appeared in the magical land of Equestria, though it is much different from the show. Ponies of this world are all anthros. What's more, Thomas has been assigned as Princess Luna's royal concubine.
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I'd go, but with some brass knuckles in my pocket.
Blueblood. The self-proclaimed gift to mares everywhere.
I like Moonlight though. PLEASE have Luna hear about this before he has to go to the prince's room.
6081140 Everyone always wants the violent option. What makes this story different is that Thomas is just castle staff and so can't raise a hand to royalty. But don't worry. Things are planned.
6081160 You assume he's going?
Moonlight seems like a great gal...I hope Blueblood gets kicked in the nuts.
6081179 The difference between most people and me, though, is I sleep with a pocket saw under my pillow, a hatchet under my bed, three pocket knives on my desk and while I have a happy-go-lucky disposition, I also have a short temper with a few serious triggers.
I say please have him ignore Blueballs and have Luna hear about this
6081191 Glad to hear, and we shall see.
6081199 Good to know.
6081200 You'll have to wait till the next chapter
6081262 Relax, you're only digitally present, so you're safe.
Please not m/m
The quote is from "The Vinyl Scratch" radio play. Episode 3 if my memory serves me right. Its during the call with Blueballs himself and Vinyl when he cancelled Octavia's shows at his theater.
That aside. Please, oh please tell me Thomas cold cocks Blueblood either both face and dick or just the face. Laying his ass out flat in the process.
I kind of want whatever happens next to make him and the prince friends instead of pointless enemies like so many HIE fics do. If not friends maybe like frienemies as in both a bit enemies who are some times friendly and playful with each other.
6081667 I hate that this got downvoted. That would be such an interesting choice. I've read maybe like 1 story on this site where Blueblood starts off as an ass and turns into a better pony. It gave me a little but more respect toward the author who I already loved. It's easy to hate on Blueblood. It's difficult to have him become more than the butt of a, "Hey, remember that one episode?" joke.
Why do I have the feeling that BlueBlood wants to f**k Thomas?
That Was 30 seconds ago, now, Why do I have the feeling that BlueBlood wants to be f***ed by Thomas?
6081523 Wait and find out.
6081600 Congratulations. The imaginary cookie is yours.
Everyone always wants Blueballs to suffer, but like I said, Thomas is castle staff and so can't strike royalty... unless it's Luna asking for a spanking.
6081667 That's actually not a bad idea and I may do that later, but the next few chapters have already been written.
6082677 I'll think about it.
6082686 Yet to be decided. I actually came up with a really good joke about that, but then forgot it at work before I could write it down.
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Good story so far man. But are these characters gonna make an appearance in this story?:
The mane 6
Maybe a age-up anthro Spike
Gilda
Zecora or a Zebra delegate
Octavia Melody
Vinyl Scratch
Shining Armor
Princess Cadance
Bulk Biceps
Discord in a more anthro-ish form. I can see some funny scenes where Discord is unintentionally making Thomas feeling very awkward by casually having his junk hangs out while Discord is having casual conversation with him and it is constantly in Thomas's face(due to Thomas's face is at the height of Discord's crotch) combine it with the fact that Discord don't know the meaning of personal space invading constantly Thomas's space.
The delegates from Saddle Arabia (who appear to be horses) from the episode The Magic Duel:
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The deer ruler King Aspan from the MLP: FIM comic or a deer delegate:
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A Changeling delegate.
Maybe some Centaurs and Gargoyles delegates from the lands where Tirek and Scorpan came from.
Some Dragons from Dragon Town from the MLP: FIM comic.
Lyra Heartstrings
Iron Will
Fancy Pants (I can see you using a joke about how he have the word pants in his name but don't wear any pants at all)
Fleur Dis Lee
Hoity Toity
Sapphire Shores
6083094 A few get a mention, but for now, the only ones planned are the mane six and Lyra. I'm sorta winging it and letting the story decide where it wants to go.
Either no M/M and this end up with blue blood being shot or you louse a fan
6083757 Sheesh. A lot of people are really hostile to this idea. In any case, the chapter is already written, so you'll just have to wait and see.
6084621 went from straight with likelbele charters to yoai with god dam blueblood yoai ante the problem its YOAI WITH BLUEBLOOD NO ONE LIKE BLUE MOTHER FUCKEN BLOOD
6084903 I'm rather surprised at how angry so many are getting over something that hasn't even happened. And, spoiler, nothing will happen. I may hint at things, but I have no intention of writing yaoi.
6085887
Well, I fine with either way how the story goes. Oh, I forgot to mention here a comic showing a good example of how Discord could unintentionally mess with Thomas doing something like appearing in his bed when he is a sleep or something like from the comic told you about(you can find the comic on derpibooru by looking up these word "detachable penis,comic,artist:bgn") you could even use a joke like how Discord is attracted to Thomas or just a part of him is(his penis).
6086410 Thanks for the suggestion.
6085887 meh some times to be a good auther you need to yank the readers chain or if you what to make a horse reference their are two ways to motivate a horse a riding crop and a carrot
6086575 Good to know
Okay. I'll admit I am not a big fan of Blueblood, but I can't help but wonder where this will go.
Hopefully, it won't be the other "stuff".
6086925 So many people are worried about this. Frankly I think you'll all be quite disappointed with what happens next.
6087085 Greeeaaaat. Gay stuff.
Maybe he's going to ask how to be a better person?... Nah.
I lieke it .but Still hate blue balls .
Plz no gay sex m8, keep the story good, don't make it fall into the void!
I'd definitely love my own harem, 1 female of each race.
So far the chapters are way too short. It feels like a chapter has been broken up and its pieces are spread across several "chapters". We can stand reading stories more than one to two-thousandish words long. It even doesn't feel like it's supposed to stop where it does. It makes me think some sort of glitch or mistake happened and you didn't mean for it to end up this way.
And here's comes the money shot
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7614681 Clever
6085887
Aww. That's no fun.
So much salt against M/M in these comments.
For Luna's sake take one of these with you Thomas!
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7893031 WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT THING!?!?!?
8125895
I believe that may be a horse castration device good sir, certainly handy for making blue balls into bluebitch.
You are definitely hitting some of the autism points here.
But let's see if you can keep it up.
9004733
Glad to hear I'm not sucking as hard as I feared.
Okay. Just started reading this and I am going to say it now. Blueblood is gay and puts on airs to look like he is not. Still do not like him. Hope he gets plowed by a bull elephant and dies of the damage caused. Sorry not sorry. Never have I liked his character. After how he did poor Rarity. But as for the story on the whole? I am enjoying it!
9778686
Glad you're liking things, but I'm afraid you're predictions are a little off. For one, this world has no real stigma against homosexuality, so that's not an issue. For another, well, I won't spoil anything, but I decided to take this character down a different path.