Know your drake, know your drake, know your drake...
"You changed the name of the show?" Spike spoke up a little surprised.
No...
...We just thought we'd cut you a little break today...
"Huh... is that the only break I'm catching today?"
Pretty much...
"Thanks for that anyway."
Your welcome...
Spike...
...is smarter than the average dragon...
"I guess so. Most dragons are more tough than smart."
Spike...
...is far less intelligent than an average pony...
"Well what's average to you?"
Snips and Snails...
"I'm smarter than both of them put together."
That's not saying much...
Spike...
...is in love with Rarity...
"Heh, what? That's-- What? Pshh... Crazy talk..."
Spike...
...thinks being in love with Rarity is crazy talk...
"I-I mean for me. I wouldn't be surprised if Rarity had like a hundred guys lined up for her."
Spike...
...wants to have dragonies with Rarity...
"Dragonies?"
Dragon ponies...
"No! I don't want that. I mean, imagine how we'd have to do that, heh... huh... eww right? Heh."
Huh...
...interesting...
Spike...
...finds the idea of reproducing with Rarity to be disgusting...
"Ug! I-I didn't mean--"
Spike...
..tell the truth and this will be easier on you...
I promise...
"...Really?"
Pirates honor...
"...Pip? Is that you?"
Blank!
You've blown your cover!
I did?
Huh...
...oh well...
Tsk...
Whatever...
We can't go back now...
Spike...
...finds Rarity to be disgusting...
"No. She's the most beautiful pony in all of Equestria-- No, the universe-- No! The multiverse if that really exists."
Spike...
...stalks Rarity...
"A little. I'm ashamed to admit it, but if I don't admit it, it'll come to bite me, won't it."
He's onto us...
Drop him...
Not just yet...
Spike...
...even when he has kids...
...he won't let his sons be dancers...
"...They can dance if they want to."
Can they leave their friends behind...?
"Yes. Because their friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!" Spike proceeded to moon walk out of the light, making letter symbols with his arms and whispering each one out.
...Safety Dance...
...You both are horrible...
She's just not cool like us...
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Because Spike is best dancer.
...
hehe this made me laugh
safety dance reference, nice
Ah, the endgame starts, I see...
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Are you sure it's a "her"? Maybe Flinx know something we don't...
Yes Spike i was waiting for this.
I did wish Raritys last recording came up or Spikes round came before Rarity I just like the way they panic when they are mentiod to each other. Oh well maybe round 3?
Alright, this one made me laugh. Always amusing when the other two drop torturing the initial victim in favour of "Italics".
Personally think this is the best one since Discord.
739073 Now you're learning
heh I love the song Safety Dance. glad I'm not the only one.
this is my favorite chapter so far, just because of safety dance.
Spike's got dah mooooovezzzzzz!
It feels kind of weird that he just blew his cover like that and didn't care! Spike could tell somepony and they would be in A LOT of trouble. Other that that this was a super funny charpter.
Yes!!! Another win!!! Characters:5 voices(and pip):3 and more info for the bio..
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Win streak:2
One of spikes last lines "...Then can dance if they want to."
Should that be "They can dance if they want to?"
Sounds like that'd make more sense. Love the mini overarching story none the less! Great little reads. keep it up.
CONFIRMATION!
Though now I highly doubt that the other voices are the villains.
Embrace the power the power of madness and development queenie.
Ess es es es, Ay ay ay ay, Eff eff eff eff, Tee tee tee tee, Ee ee ee ee, Why why why why, SAFETY!! DANCE!!
dat safety dance :D
hilarious!
pip and crysilus... interesting...
I'm Clockwise Gear, and that was my favorite chapter in this fic.
Oh this is just getting hilarious!
740204 Well good, because I'm not a pony. I'm a human... and I just did
Well that was fun.
EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING
Safety Dance... well played, sir... well played indeed
there needs to be an episode in season 3 where Spike enters a dancing contest
Yes you did it Spike you beat Pip and Discord, also come on Spike I'll do the monkey with you. (Spike Bravo)
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You mean THIS ONE?
i.imgur.com/xrQhG.jpg
MEN WITHOUT HATS LOLOLOL
I usually don't comment on chapters until I've read all of the available chapters, but this is an exception.
Best. Chapter. EVER!
That ending. Yes. Bloody hell yes. Oh man that one had me going. Perfect setup chap!
Awww yeah
My thoughts: "...They can dance if they want to."
Me: Safety Dance.
Can they leave their friends behind...?
Me: Safety Dance!
"Yes. Because their friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!"
Me: SAFETY DANCE!!!!! *gets up and dances and starts singing*
The hell is safety dance?
777298 Just look it up on Youtube, it's by a band called "Men Without Hats".
Also, this was an amazing chapter, and the ending had me smiling wider than ever.
I feel the same about my friends
>Pirates honor
Apostrophe?
738989 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Spike_lolface.png
OK ,So I was wrong. I still think BlueBlood's involved somehow.
This was boss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
Now we can all has an nostalgie.
Scrubs moment
Is there anything more entertaining than inserting Safety Dance into a chapter?
Of course there is, but who cares? I'm listening to the song right now.
Clap. Clap. Clap.
that is all
We can go where we want to, Night is young and so am I.
738989 maybe Rarity has something she isn't telling us?
And I can act like an imbecile! Safety Dance FTW!
The safety dance made me laugh my ass off.
'Grats to you sir!