When Mat Pat the game theorist gets stuck in Equestria, he must find a way back or forever remain a candy-colored pony in a world which does not make mathematical sense. All the while, he must avoid a persistent pair of lovestruck mares.
Thank you to [url=Emylia]http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Emylia%20Hawke]Emylia Hawke for the amazing cover picture and proofreading and editing my chapters.

Much to my dismay this story is now cancelled, due to general uninterest in finishing it. I've just lost all will to continue this story, and I would like to apologize.

When Steven and Connie screw around during a warp, they find themselves in Equestria. Lion soon follows, but for some strange reason won't take them back Without the other Gems to help them, they have to find another way home, protect their new friends and stop several monsters/villains along the way. Perfectly normal for Steven, Lion, and Connie, but not as much for the ponies and monsters that they'll meet along the way.

Will not be excessively gory, but features blood, tagged with gore just in case.

His name is Wander, the friendliest face in outer space. When he crash lands on a mysterious planet along with his best friend and trusty steed, Sylvia, they search for a way to escape. In the process, they stumble upon a neat little town where the residents are so friendly... its magic!

A short 5-chapter crossover story filled with humor, humor, and more humor; oh, and Friendship!

Cover art by: littledigits

This story is a sequel to Wander over Yonder (in): The Friendship

A special mail delivery brings Wander and Sylvia back to the world of Equestria where they join their pony friends for a carnival celebration in Canterlot. They look forward for a couple of days of fun and exploration.
Unfortunately, a familiar enemy is hot on the trail of the wandering duo; quietly stalking them for revenge. But will catching them prove to be more difficult than this hunter thinks?

Beginning of rewrite has started. You may read as if this is a completely new story.

I was a human named ?¿?¿ before being reborn as Eris, Discord's twin sister and one of The Chaos Twins, and I get to live a much better life than my previous one. As soon as I get out of this blasted amulet!

Warning: Fluttershy x Discord is the ship that is supported here.

[Displaced]
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called present."
"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." -Oogway

"Anything is possible when you have inner peace." -Shifu

"Your story may not have a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be." -Soothsayer

~~~Prologue Description~~~

Two best friends, Tyler Young and Pocano Fling, inspired by the movies of Kung Fu Panda, decided to learn Mixed Martial Arts, no matter how hard, and become masters of the trade. Years later, they have opened a MMA gym, and had been training many young ones since; to celebrate their success they used their extra money to order a replica staff seen in KFP 3... yet, things do not go as planned...

~~~Story's Beginning Description~~~

Two friend who have turn into characters from Kung Fu Panda, have been sent to the Crystal Empire when it was still being ruled by Sombra. They must face the challenges of the world they are in, the ones in their minds, and the ones in their hearts. Join them to see what adventures they may end up in, will they be awesome? Comedic? Heartfelt? Tragic? Who knows? Find out in the chapters below.

~~~Extra Tags~~~

(Here because some tags apparently conflict with others; need more character slots than just 5)
Extra Tags: Sad, Alternate Universe, and Slice of Life
Extra Characters: The CMC, Spike, Sombra, and Zecora.
(These may end up being edited in the future)

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DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in or related to Kung Fu Panda owned by DreamWorks Studios, nor My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic owned by Hasbro Studios.

WARNING: Rated Teen for some mild violence and language.
(Story's current Tag: Teen may change, might even add the Sex or Gore Tag later)

~~~Requesting Help~~~

The cover art for this story is mainly temporary, so, if anyone could... I would like to have some cover art made for this story, and if you are interested please PM me so we can discuss further details.

UPDATE:
Well I remembered my password. Odds are that I will continue this on my new account as a rewrite. I'm gonna fix this sad excuse for writing.

This is my new account
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Lucky+Star+33094

That way in the event I do rewrite it, it doesn't look like sompony stealing the fic.
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After waking up in Canterlot as the fictional character
Twilight Sparkle, I am whisked away to ponyville where I meet the main cast.

Is this all a dream? Or am I some how living out my greatest dream come true?
Only time and magic can tell as I set forward through the story, with only one question on my mind:
"what the buck am I going to do if I can't use magic?"

written by Lucky star of MLP forums

A special thanks to Super2379 of MLP forums for editing chapter one and two.

another special thanks to Ezn's guide, with it's help I will be doing my own editing from now on.

Takes place in an alternate universe where Celestia and Luna used the Elements of Harmony to slay King Sombra.

Celestia and Luna are no more. The sun and moon have collided, and the heavens torn asunder in the aftermath of their final battle. The Elements of Harmony are missing, presumed forever lost. The fiends of Tartarus are on a rampage, and no one can stop them. And to make things perfect, the ruler of the nation of Boardor has decided to invade.
Desperate, Clover the Clever's last living student gathers together 108 virgin mares, in order to perform a ritual that will revive King Sombra. They succeed... kinda.
A human, in King Sombra's body, suddenly finds himself in an Equestria in a downward spiral with a bunch of technicolor ponies begging him to save them. Convinced that he's either dreaming, stoned, or insane, he tries to go along with it as best he can, although the voice in his head, a very angry voice with a hunger for conquest, crystals, slavery, and stairs, isn't doing much to instill confidence in his own sanity...

New Cover Art By Shadow Bolt!

Recently spruced up! Will be updated weekly.

Hi. Name's Church. I hate ponies. They ruined the internet. But here I am! In the magical land of Whatever-it's-called! Stuck in Rainbow Dash's body, and being tortured with adorableness! MAKE IT STOP!

Sup ponies, I'm the one and only Rainbow Dash! And uhh... I don't even know where I am... and what the hay am I?! Mother of Celestia! I'm a colt!

Rated Teen for swearing and pony hating.

Harry Potter, after a beating by Dudley and friends wishes he had somewhere safe to go, and starts crawling home. He ends up in Equestria. The young Cutie Mark Crusaders find him. A year later, a Hogwarts owl unleashes the CMC, Harry, and Equestria upon wizarding Britain! And adorable cute magic-wielding ponies upon the rest of the world.

Copyedited by gerandakis. Excellent cover art by Mix-up.
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Inspired by Dogger807’s hilarious story, “Magic School Days,” here on FiMfiction. While there is humour (and tree-sap) in this story, that is not its only focus.

Wow, Sir Chaos Omega made a TV-Tropes page for the story! Thanks!

Published on the FiMfiction website with the kind forbearance of the copyright owners of My Little Pony (Hasbro) and the Harry Potter series (Scholastic Press).

The timeline for “My Little Pony” is messed up. That is, if you look closely, the order of the shows as aired is out of order of their logical sequence. Evidence: in Swarm of the Century (#10) we see the dresses that Rarity makes in Suited for Success (#14) — so unless Rarity time-travelled, #14 should take place before #10! Also, in The Ticket Master (#3), the other five seem to know Twilight and Spike quite well, yet in Boast Busters (#6) they don’t seem to know Twilight at all.

With careful attention to details such as those, you can put the three years of episodes prior to Princess Twilight Sparkle (#65, Season Four) into a two-year stretch of time. If you work hard enough, you can even squeeze them down to one five-season stretch of Summer to Summer.

I used the two-year seven-part timeline mapped out by deviantart’s tobyandmavisforever (do a Google search for “tobyandmavisforever mlp timeline” as the fastest way to find them). Thus, Harry arrives in Equestria shortly after the Crystal Empire two-part episode, and Twilight and Spike have been in Ponyville just under a year even though the Crystal Empire episodes start the third year of My Little Pony.