A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Are you a Rebel?

I'm just here to write.

Writer of stories!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Chaos Lord of Never Finishing Chapters

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

The man without a plan.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Damn, I wish I could read.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Deadhorse.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

I write in the name of the Emperor.

I write things.

Stay awhile, and listen.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

space is a waste

time is a crime