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Jar of Dirt


Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

May
15th
2015

My boner is so fucking hard right now · 8:57pm May 15th, 2015

HYPE HYPE HYPE

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Nov
17th
2014

Aloha Snackbar · 12:34am Nov 17th, 2014

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Oct
6th
2014

Give your meat a good ol' rub · 12:47am Oct 6th, 2014

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Sep
29th
2014

Oh god what · 11:53am Sep 29th, 2014

My reaction

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May
9th
2014

TCB Ponies got featured · 6:11pm May 9th, 2014

Well, it looks like the sloppy assburgers mess of a story I recently wrote in an attempt to stimulate my will to write again was decent enough to reach the feature box. Whoopee.

Bad news is my hard drive went pepsi shortly afterwards, and the backup disks I've ordered won't arrive until monday at least, so don't expect any updates quite yet. Especially since I'm going to reinstall EVE Online and Space Engineers as soon as I can fix it. Those games are dangerously addictive.

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Jan
11th
2014

Dramatic Reading of Deus Ex: Equestria · 5:46am Jan 11th, 2014

Apparently, some guy called Red Bandit started a dramatic reading of DE: Equestria. I didn't even know this existed up until this evening:

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

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Oct
14th
2013

Reason for being late (it's legit) · 12:41pm Oct 14th, 2013

I know some of you are screaming their lungs apart for me to write a new chapter. I know it's been months of silence from my part, but to be frank, I have legitimate reasons to.

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May
23rd
2013

WOW THERE'S A LOT OF SEX IN THE FEATURE BOX · 8:21pm May 23rd, 2013

On another note, I just have two, maybe three exams left before I can pick up writing again. I'm still planning the next chapter for Deus Ex: Equestria whenever I have some free time.

Have some Sabaton in the meantime (swedish version of course, no filthy english-speaking peasants here)

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May
17th
2013

Yer a wizard Harry · 7:11pm May 17th, 2013

Also today I learned that Stjoby u nego chuj na lbu vyros means "may a cock grow out of his forehead" in russian.

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May
9th
2013

Brief hiatus for everything, massive workload undergoing · 11:32pm May 9th, 2013

New school reforms in Sweden have decided that apparently, students in high school should be graded on a year-by-year basis instead of having a massive preparatory final year. Basically, this means we have to write finals every year. Don't you just love the swedish schooling system?

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